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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3150 on: December 07, 2012, 06:50:15 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on December 07, 2012, 06:49:42 pm
Quote from: Darvi on December 07, 2012, 06:47:12 pm
It's okay, no doubt that Wolf killed quite a few bars too. Not sure about polar bars, though.
bars?

Polar bars?
Like, that bar that signifies the geographical north/south poles?

How do you kill that?

With a saucegeyser.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3151 on: December 07, 2012, 06:51:01 pm »
I prefer canelloni cannons, meself.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3152 on: December 07, 2012, 06:56:25 pm »
I blast you with awkwardness, dealing 30 damage and making you very ashamed of yourself.

Wait no, GO has Sleaze resistance doesn't he.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3153 on: December 07, 2012, 06:57:42 pm »
We were talking about "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" in English class today.

One of the girls piped up towards the end of the talk when questions could be posed.

"So wait," says she, "the main character gets paid to kill cell phones?"

*class performs a mass facepalm*

The teacher then has to explain that the term android is, first and foremost, a term for robot/cyborg/however you want to define it, and is not simply a name for a brand of smart phone.

"Oh. Now it makes much more sense." says the girl.

I facepalmed so hard a piece of my soul died.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3154 on: December 07, 2012, 07:00:41 pm »
A group of a specialized elite-force that hunts down sentient mobiles? Yes.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3155 on: December 08, 2012, 12:22:52 am »
We could rub our sleaze grease all over those touch displays.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3156 on: December 08, 2012, 07:57:33 am »
Quote from: greatorder on December 07, 2012, 07:01:50 pm
And sleaze damage.
Or you could just play KoL.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3157 on: December 08, 2012, 08:26:09 am »
Quote from: greatorder on December 07, 2012, 06:49:42 pm
Quote from: Darvi on December 07, 2012, 06:47:12 pm
It's okay, no doubt that Wolf killed quite a few bars too. Not sure about polar bars, though.
bars?

Polar bars?
Like, that bar that signifies the geographical north/south poles?
Polar bars of soap? They attract cleanliness?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3158 on: December 08, 2012, 08:31:17 am »

Bar
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3159 on: December 08, 2012, 08:33:35 am »
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3160 on: December 08, 2012, 08:44:41 am »
Well duh. The Kingdom of Loathing has no Poles. Immigration is controlled very strictly.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3161 on: December 08, 2012, 12:16:13 pm »
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3162 on: December 08, 2012, 12:44:14 pm »
Quote from: Oliolli on December 08, 2012, 12:16:13 pm
Quote from: miauw62 on December 08, 2012, 08:33:35 am
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on December 08, 2012, 08:31:17 am

Bar
Doesn't look like a polar bar tough.
Maybe it's a bipolar bar?
I don't want to be around when that bar's mood swings.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3163 on: December 08, 2012, 10:30:57 pm »
ITs a BAR
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3164 on: December 08, 2012, 10:34:40 pm »
I keep thinking about a different Bar, and I keep wanting to slap myself.
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