Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Darvi]

Silly Sealy (whoa), the A11 moon landing was faked.

They landed on Mars.

[Helgoland]

xkcd's comment: "You're missing the obvious argument: If NASA was willing to fake great accomplishments, why hasn't there been anything exciting for ages?" (paraphrased, of course )

[Oliolli]

What did he do to get shot?

My guess involves an evil genius and the words "This is the price for failure."

And how come he's been in 11 (dafuq?) accidents?

Oil slicks, man! He's always been in the cars that simply crash into a tree or some other car, not in one of the cars that fly off a cliff and burst into flames.

[Scoops Novel]

So he's Deadpool?

[Karnewarrior]

So's my dad, though. Like, not even joking, the dude's been in 11 car wrecks, been struck by lightning, gotten shot in the face at point blank range, and lives in a house with three girls, two of them teenagers.

Oh, a family man!

What did he do to get shot? And how come he's been in 11 (dafuq?) accidents?

He was locking up the resturaunt. Crazy guy with a gun busts in. He hits alarm. Badguy shoots him and runs away. Creepyass 911 call he loves to show to people, end of story.

I don't know why he's been in 11 accidents. He claims they aren't his fault but after the fifth or so accident you start to wonder...

Well now we know we know where earths Rincewind winded up. What do they do if you're shot in the face, by the way?

Well, it hit his jaw, so they pulled as much of the bullet out as they could (one out of three peices. The other two were near his spine and jugular) and clamped his jaw shut for about half a year, IIRC. This was when I was like, 7-10 though. Long time ago.

[Carric]

Silly Sealy (whoa), the A11 moon landing was faked.

They landed on Mars.

'Little do they know I did stage the moon landings... ON VENUS!'

My thoughts (Conversation with stupid person who actually doesn't exist) on this:

Me: "So those people who died trying to get into space really didn't die?"
Some stupid person: "But it must be true! I've seen it on Fox News!"

[Loud Whispers]

*Fox news is filmed in Alpha Centauri.

[MrWillsauce]

I get all my political news from FOX news. I love their unbiased, not-opinionated-whatsoever stances on topics. On a completely unrelated note, I am retarded.

[Darvi]

I get all my political news from FOX news. I love their unbiased, not-opinionated-whatsoever stances on topics. On a completely unrelated note, I am retarded.

I agree with half of this statement.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Namely, the part in between the lines.

[RedKing]

*Fox news is filmed in Alpha Centauri.

In the cowboy universe.

You mean America Centauri. Which is a trinary system composed of a red giant, white giant and blue giant. Sure, liberal weenie scientists claim that not only is such a system impossible but that the combined radiation would fry every living thing. But that's because they don't count on the power of hard work and Christian faith to protect real Americans from their fearmongering "star rays".

America Centauri Prime's dominant lifeform? The jet-propelled bald eagle.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[MrWillsauce]

*Fox news is filmed in Alpha Centauri.

In the cowboy universe.

You mean America Centauri. Which is a trinary system composed of a red giant, white giant and blue giant. Sure, liberal weenie scientists claim that not only is such a system impossible but that the combined radiation would fry every living thing. But that's because they don't count on the power of hard work and Christian faith to protect real Americans from their fearmongering "star rays".

America Centauri Prime's dominant lifeform? The jet-propelled bald eagle.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[Flying Dice]

*Fox news is filmed in Alpha Centauri.

In the cowboy universe.

You mean America Centauri. Which is a trinary system composed of a red giant, white giant and blue giant. Sure, liberal weenie scientists claim that not only is such a system impossible but that the combined radiation would fry every living thing. But that's because they don't count on the power of hard work and Christian faith to protect real Americans from their fearmongering "star rays".

America Centauri Prime's dominant lifeform? The jet-propelled bald eagle.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

At first I wondered why you were chanting "UA UA UA", but then I remembered that I don't use Darkling.

[RedKing]

*Fox news is filmed in Alpha Centauri.

In the cowboy universe.

You mean America Centauri. Which is a trinary system composed of a red giant, white giant and blue giant. Sure, liberal weenie scientists claim that not only is such a system impossible but that the combined radiation would fry every living thing. But that's because they don't count on the power of hard work and Christian faith to protect real Americans from their fearmongering "star rays".

America Centauri Prime's dominant lifeform? The jet-propelled bald eagle.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

At first I wondered why you were chanting "UA UA UA", but then I remembered that I don't use Darkling.

UA UA O'Reilly fhtagn?

[Flying Dice]

*Fox news is filmed in Alpha Centauri.

In the cowboy universe.

You mean America Centauri. Which is a trinary system composed of a red giant, white giant and blue giant. Sure, liberal weenie scientists claim that not only is such a system impossible but that the combined radiation would fry every living thing. But that's because they don't count on the power of hard work and Christian faith to protect real Americans from their fearmongering "star rays".

America Centauri Prime's dominant lifeform? The jet-propelled bald eagle.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

At first I wondered why you were chanting "UA UA UA", but then I remembered that I don't use Darkling.

UA UA O'Reilly fhtagn?

O'Reilly obviously isn't sleeping in R'lyeh, though. I wish he was; it would save us all a lot of SAN points.

[RedKing]

UA UA O'Reilly fhtagn?

O'Reilly obviously isn't sleeping in R'lyeh, though. I wish he was; it would save us all a lot of SAN points.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)