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[Wrex]

Well, at least they are calling it out as the brutal cockfight simulator it feels like as soon as you strip away all the kiddy bits.

[MrWillsauce]

So apparently PETA made a Pokemon game...

I thought it was pretty funny. Then I got the first video and realized they were serious.

[Flying Dice]

I just skipped the videos because I want the amusing parody of animal-fighting games, not transparent propaganda. 

[Sirus]

So apparently PETA made a Pokemon game...

yes, because all farm and pet owners are drunkards wielding baseball bats.

In PETA's world, they are!

I thought it was pretty stupid, however, that Nurse Joy didn't bother to heal your team <_<;

[Flying Dice]

So apparently PETA made a Pokemon game...

yes, because all farm and pet owners are drunkards wielding baseball bats.

In PETA's world, they are!

I thought it was pretty stupid, however, that Nurse Joy didn't bother to heal your team <_<;

Perhaps the person/people who made the game was/were throwing in a little hint about even the PETA people not really caring about the animals as much as the chance to be self-important radicals. 

[Wrex]

Clearly, it's a trap. Sic Tyranitar on her. Those things can eat mountains, right?

[Vorthon]

Wait. Tyranitar. Tyranid.

...

The world which the Pokemon series takes place on is about to be overwhelmed be Tyranids!!!!!!!!one!!!!!1oneoneone!

[Loud Whispers]

So apparently PETA made a Pokemon game...

Wtf, I tried to kill the trainer and now Pikachu is lecturing her. BE MORE VIOLENT IMPUDENT ANIMAL

*Shakes fist*

Also named all of my pokemon Eatmeatlol. So it would always say, Go! Eatmeatlol!

[Flying Dice]

I wonder how PETA would justify the existence of Tyranids.

[Wrex]

I wonder how PETA would justify the existence of Tyranids.

They would probably already be eaten.

[Xantalos]

Ayup.

Goddamit, Darvi.

[Loud Whispers]

Deliciously. Also, I'm ignoring what's inside all the chests. No spoilers!

[Wrex]

I like how smugfaced lizard thing has a syrenge stuck in his skull.

[Flying Dice]

Now I sort of want to play a legit Pokemon game with this premise, minus all the propaganda. Because if we're going to be honest, they are fantasy cockfight simulators after you strip out all the crap about love, loyalty, teamwork, etc.

You're going out into the wilderness, disturbing animals, forcing your pets to beat them nearly to death, and then trapping them in pocket dimensions until you need them to kill another person's pets.

[Loud Whispers]

Now I sort of want to play a legit Pokemon game with this premise, minus all the propaganda. Because if we're going to be honest, they are fantasy cockfight simulators after you strip out all the crap about love, loyalty, teamwork, etc.

You're going out into the wilderness, disturbing animals, forcing your pets to beat them nearly to death, and then trapping them in pocket dimensions until you need them to kill another person's pets.

Though I do admit, I like the PETA ash more. That guy's armed.