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[misko27]

basically every Christian that has threatened me with hell unless I stop being atheist and become Christian.

this sums up my reaction:

As an atheist, having a Christian threaten me with hell is like having a hippy threaten to punch me in my aura.

Hell and Heaven aren't even supposed to be relevant in modern Christianity (NT retcon).

ehh, I try to follow dantes views. He seems to understand some stuff.

Besides, there are some important things in the old Testament. Like the whole thing about about the nature of evil.

[Hanslanda]

basically every Christian that has threatened me with hell unless I stop being atheist and become Christian.

this sums up my reaction:

As an atheist, having a Christian threaten me with hell is like having a hippy threaten to punch me in my aura.

Hell and Heaven aren't even supposed to be relevant in modern Christianity (NT retcon).

As Stephen Colbert expertly put it, heaven is the state of having god. Hell is not having god. Their states of being you inflict on yourself, not places.

[tomio175]

(During biology class)
So, why did we need our liver again?

[Loud Whispers]

(During biology class)
So, why did we need our liver again?

He he he, that reminds me. Today my devilish friend and I told our less knowledgeable friend that babies subsist on nitroglycerin, sentax and cordite passed from the mother to the baby through the umbilical cord, and that the reason why the mother and child cannot share the same blood stream is that the oxygen from the mother would react with the nitroglycerin and combust.

Still waiting to see if he's figured it out yet.

[andrea]

mostly, to live.

but still, presented as you did, it may be a legitimate question.
( I am assuming the lesson was about liver)
if you don't understand something in class, asking is the least stupid thing you can do. liver does a lot of things. I can't even recall all of them right now, so I would be tempted to ask why we need it(meaning, what is its function).

context may change everything, however.

(note: I do know plenty of reasons for why a liver is important, I just am sure that I am overlooking some apparently minor ones)

[Flying Dice]

mostly, to live.

Well, duh. Why else would it be called the liver?

[Loud Whispers]

I can't even recall all of them right now, so I would be tempted to ask why we need it(meaning, what is its function).

YAY

SCIENCE SHIFT KEY TIME

THE LIVER PRODUCES BILE, WHICH EMULSIFIES FOODS FOR MORE EASY DIGESTION, AS THE LARGER SURFACE AREA RESULTING FROM THIS INCREASES THE RATE OF REACTION OF THE ENZYMES WHICH ACT UPON THE FOOD.
THE BILE ALSO SERVES AS AN NEUTRALIZER TO STOMACH ACIDS - AT IT IS ALSO ALKALINE. IT'S AWESOME LIKE THAT.
ALSO ALL ABOUT THAT GLYCOGEN RELEASE. THE LIVER STORES A LOT OF YOUR EXCESS SUGARS. IF YOU'RE HUNGRY AND SUFFICIENTLY STOCKED UP ON NUTRITION - YOUR LIVER WILL BE THE BEST BRO EVER AND GIVE YOUR BODY A CRAP TON OF GLUCOSE TO GET YOU ALL HYPED UP. IF YOUR BLOOD SUGAR LEVELS ARE TOO HIGH, IT WILL BE BEST BRO AND TAKE EXCESS SUGARS.
LIVER IS BEST BRO. BREAKS DOWN HORMONES TOO, BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TOO MANY. IT ALSO MAKES SOME IN CASE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH. GOOD IDEA LIVER, ESPECIALLY FOR THINGS LIKE INSULIN.
LIVER BRO ALSO HATES TOXINS IN YOUR BODY. LIVER BRO LIKES YOU, SO PLEASE MAKE LIVER BRO'S LIFE EASIER.
DON'T DO DRUGS KIDS, OR LIVER BRO WILL DIE.
IT ALSO IS VERY GOOD AT PRODUCING THE ENZYMES TO DIGEST CARBOHYDRATES. THESE SUGARS GET STORED IN LIVER/TURNED INTO PROTEINS AND STUFF.
LIVER COOL ORGAN. ALSO STORES VITAMINS AND THINGS, SUCH AS COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF VITAMIN D3. EVEN WHEN IT IS NOT SUNNY DAY, LIVER BRO IS THERE TO MAKE IT SUNNY FOR YOU.

FUCK YEAH LIVER SCIENCE

[andrea]

you know, I think I actually learned a thing or 2 from that.
(well, not sure if I already knew one, and the other I could have imagined. but still, it is good to learn and refresh knowledge).

see? asking questions is not bad.
there are (almost) no stupid questions.
stupid answers, however, are plenty. sadly.

[Loud Whispers]

10 seconds in, promising code to solving the world's problems, 15 minutes in, promising free energy.

Someone please send this guy a physics textbook >_>

[Reelya]

2 hours? Really -_- I was going to watch that , then i remembered i have 3200 episodes of anime sitting here i haven't seen yet (not counting 2600 eps of stuff i have seen).

[Wrex]

basically every Christian that has threatened me with hell unless I stop being atheist and become Christian.

this sums up my reaction:

As an atheist, having a Christian threaten me with hell is like having a hippy threaten to punch me in my aura.

Hell and Heaven aren't even supposed to be relevant in modern Christianity (NT retcon).

ehh, I try to follow dantes views. He seems to understand some stuff.

Besides, there are some important things in the old Testament. Like the whole thing about about the nature of evil.

Dante made it all up.

[Darvi]

Ayup.

[Sirus]

So apparently PETA made a Pokemon game...

[Flying Dice]

So apparently PETA made a Pokemon game...

This is relevant to my interests.

[kaijyuu]

Peta makes a lot of parody games. I liked their mario and cooking mama ones.