I can't even recall all of them right now, so I would be tempted to ask why we need it(meaning, what is its function).
YAY
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THE LIVER PRODUCES BILE, WHICH EMULSIFIES FOODS FOR MORE EASY DIGESTION, AS THE LARGER SURFACE AREA RESULTING FROM THIS INCREASES THE RATE OF REACTION OF THE ENZYMES WHICH ACT UPON THE FOOD.
THE BILE ALSO SERVES AS AN NEUTRALIZER TO STOMACH ACIDS - AT IT IS ALSO ALKALINE. IT'S AWESOME LIKE THAT.
ALSO ALL ABOUT THAT GLYCOGEN RELEASE. THE LIVER STORES A LOT OF YOUR EXCESS SUGARS. IF YOU'RE HUNGRY AND SUFFICIENTLY STOCKED UP ON NUTRITION - YOUR LIVER WILL BE THE BEST BRO EVER AND GIVE YOUR BODY A CRAP TON OF GLUCOSE TO GET YOU ALL HYPED UP. IF YOUR BLOOD SUGAR LEVELS ARE TOO HIGH, IT WILL BE BEST BRO AND TAKE EXCESS SUGARS.
LIVER IS BEST BRO. BREAKS DOWN HORMONES TOO, BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TOO MANY. IT ALSO MAKES SOME IN CASE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH. GOOD IDEA LIVER, ESPECIALLY FOR THINGS LIKE INSULIN.
LIVER BRO ALSO HATES TOXINS IN YOUR BODY. LIVER BRO LIKES YOU, SO PLEASE MAKE LIVER BRO'S LIFE EASIER.
DON'T DO DRUGS KIDS, OR LIVER BRO WILL DIE.
IT ALSO IS VERY GOOD AT PRODUCING THE ENZYMES TO DIGEST CARBOHYDRATES. THESE SUGARS GET STORED IN LIVER/TURNED INTO PROTEINS AND STUFF.
LIVER COOL ORGAN. ALSO STORES VITAMINS AND THINGS, SUCH AS COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF VITAMIN D3. EVEN WHEN IT IS NOT SUNNY DAY, LIVER BRO IS THERE TO MAKE IT SUNNY FOR YOU.
FUCK YEAH LIVER SCIENCE