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[Urist Imiknorris]

Besides, plants already eat sunlight.

[kaijyuu]

I'm hoping for star trek replicators. Carbon isn't hard to find; no more need to consume anything that was once living!

[DarkWolfXV]

This is taken out of context.
If you didnt get it by now:
I meant, when we would find out somehow, that plants are sentinent, the vegans would have to eat sunlight.
This is what i meant.
It was a joke of course and not meant to be taken seriously.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

it was bigoted and hostile

[kaijyuu]

It's no biggie

[SealyStar]

it was bigoted and hostile

If you are a vegan/vegetarian who is actually offended by that joke, then my theory has been proven that one's humor glands require animal protein to develop properly.

I actually thought it was pretty lame; the concept is funny, but he failed pretty badly at wording it.

[Loud Whispers]

Animal protein?

[kaijyuu]

If you are a vegan/vegetarian who is actually offended by that joke, then my theory has been proven that one's humor glands require animal protein to develop properly.

Serious mode:

Anyone can easily get offended if something they feel strongly about is being taken lightly. What we have here is simple serious business dissonance.

[MrWillsauce]

Srs Bsns nt alwd hre!

[SealyStar]

Animal protein?

Don't overthink it. What I mean is just some chemical (probably a protein) found only in animals, to explain why vegetarians/vegans wouldn't get any. It's all a hypothetical joke.

[Loud Whispers]

Animal protein?

Don't overthink it. What I mean is just some chemical (probably a protein) found only in animals, to explain why vegetarians/vegans wouldn't get any. It's all a hypothetical joke.

I feel like your science glands maybe requiring more vespene gas

[Askot Bokbondeler]

i eat lots of meat. i have vegetarian friends and i often get into arguments over food ethics with them(why no insects, mechanical thresher collateral deaths, etc.) i found that comment very ignorant and unwarrantedly hostile. as if i was in a group arguing with another group and someone from my side flung a turd to the other side. i facepalmed, and quickly switched sides to catch it with my face...

luckily i was still facepalming and most of the shit got into the back of my hand

[RedKing]

* RedKing mourns the poor murdered metaphor.

[MagmaMcFry]

i eat lots of meat. i have vegetarian friends and i often get into arguments over food ethics with them(why no insects, mechanical thresher collateral deaths, etc.) i found that comment very ignorant and unwarrantedly hostile. as if i was in a group arguing with another group and someone from my side flung a turd to the other side. i facepalmed, and quickly switched sides to catch it with my face...

luckily i was still facepalming and most of the shit got into the back of my hand

STOP BRAIN DON'T JUMP NOOOOO

[GoombaGeek]

Wait, what exactly happened?

:I