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[Shakerag]

it was bigoted and hostile

If you are a vegan/vegetarian who is actually offended by that joke, then my theory has been proven that one's humor glands require animal protein to develop properly.

I actually thought it was pretty lame; the concept is funny, but he failed pretty badly at wording it.

Vegan here.  Wasn't offended by content, was offended by quality =P 

SealyStar's joke was pretty bad too.  Besides, everyone knows you need lots of cellulose for good humor, otherwise your jokes are all watery. 

Here's a better (bad, maybe outdated) vegan joke:  How many vegans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  None, General Electric tests on animals

[Mephansteras]

I think this thread is competing to become the Champion Derailed Thread of Bay 12. It's gone off the rails so often even the local news has stopped reporting on it.

[MrWillsauce]

I think this thread is competing to become the Champion Derailed Thread of Bay 12. It's gone off the rails so often even the local news has stopped reporting on it.

The internet has a local news?

[Scelly9]

I think this thread is competing to become the Champion Derailed Thread of Bay 12. It's gone off the rails so often even the local news has stopped reporting on it.

The internet has a local news?

It's called The Onion

[MrWillsauce]

It's called The Onion

It's still more informative than FOX News

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

It's called The Onion

It's still more informative than FOX News

Arguably, FOX sometimes has some medium-quality non-biased information, like, say, a topaz in a sea of dirt.
Hooray for attempting a derail of a derail!
EDIT: A dashing success, if I say so myself!

[MrWillsauce]

Sea of shit more like it.

[Vorthon]

Wat.

[kaijyuu]

Fox has some opinion shows that basically do the equivalent of trolling. One of the called Mr. Rogers evil.

[Flying Dice]

It's called The Onion

It's still more informative than FOX News

Arguably, FOX sometimes has some medium-quality non-biased information, like, say, a topaz in a sea of dirt.
Hooray for attempting a derail of a derail!

I'd say like a chunk of shit in a sea of defiled corpses. But maybe that's just me.

[Scelly9]

and much, much less biased.

however, some things fox come out with are just hilarious in their own special way.

'parents who give their children candy are more likely to have them grow up into criminals, and should probably be shot in the back with a crossbow.'

Please tell me they really said this and there is a link to it.

[MrWillsauce]

Oh no they didn't just talk shit about Mr.Rogers. That's the last straw *cocks shotgun*.

[Fenrir]

They said that Dr. Spock insisted upon lax discipline and no spanking, being one of the worse influences on child care. Until I checked Wikipedia, I was very confused.

[Loud Whispers]

'parents who give their children candy are more likely to have them grow up into criminals, and should probably be shot in the back with a crossbow.'

Swap parents with children and you've got Dwarf Fortress o-o

[Karnewarrior]

My dad implied that 9/10 girls on this site are faking in some manner, either by being guys in disguise or by simply liking DF because their boyfriends play it.

  I came from that mind.