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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #735 on: August 20, 2012, 05:14:19 pm »

Dubstep is only good for scaring the shit out of bicyclists when driving past.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #736 on: August 20, 2012, 05:31:07 pm »

I'm quite partial to Dubstyle myself.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #737 on: August 20, 2012, 05:41:40 pm »

Nah... Dubstep isn't so bad. What's bad are the people in giant 4 door trucks with no muffler, that try and "pass" by forcing the bicyclist off the road, shouting "Get off the motherf@#king road, ur supposed to be on the sidewalk".
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« Reply #738 on: August 20, 2012, 05:49:51 pm »

Nah... Dubstep isn't so bad. What's bad are the people in giant 4 door trucks with no muffler, that try and "pass" by forcing the bicyclist off the road, shouting "Get off the motherf@#king road, ur supposed to be on the sidewalk".
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #739 on: August 20, 2012, 05:51:49 pm »

Wrench? Bah, that's for amateurs. What the pros use is a giant electromagnet.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #740 on: August 20, 2012, 05:58:47 pm »

Nah... Dubstep isn't so bad. What's bad are the people in giant 4 door trucks with no muffler, that try and "pass" by forcing the bicyclist off the road, shouting "Get off the motherf@#king road, ur supposed to be on the sidewalk".
Ahem.
Heh, whenever I see a humvee I have a strong urge to go at it with a wrench and show them why bolts on the outside is a bad idea.

Whenever I see an old doorless jeep I have a strong urge to go at it with a poking-stick and show them why not having doors is a bad idea.

Also, I don't like dubstep, and I never will. It's like slowly torturing a robot for a few minutes, then cutting to the chase and beating it to a bloody oily pulp and hacking its metallic limbs off. There is exactly one dubstep song I find good:

Melting Pot of Alcohol, DJ Alex S.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #741 on: August 20, 2012, 06:00:54 pm »

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #742 on: August 20, 2012, 06:06:55 pm »

A conversation between me and my friend.

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Me: A drill? I don't recall that being in the lists of tools required.
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Friend: Yea like that, I need a drill.


I never did see it as it was apperantly still in the box.  Next time I visit him I think I'm going to bring a ratchet set.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #743 on: August 20, 2012, 06:09:19 pm »

I haven't listened to dubsteb in real life ever, nor have I heard anyone listening to it. I like GJ, CO.
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« Reply #744 on: August 20, 2012, 06:28:46 pm »

I dislike dubstep in the same way I dislike folk music. There's still good stuff there, it's just painful to find it.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #745 on: August 20, 2012, 06:42:49 pm »

Ironic thing? They did. xD They DID walk to North America, from Africa. They just took a detour for a few thousand years through Asia.
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« Reply #746 on: August 20, 2012, 06:42:57 pm »

Unsure what dubstep is, cant really be bothered to look it up on youtuube as it will show in recommened and I have enough weird family stuff there. Assumes is loud noise that passes agoung the generation that cant pull their pants up or is that just a different cultrual group. Some one should get a anthropologist to study modern subcultures and their effects upon existing dominent groups. Also wonder what aliens thinks of us, some place there is a alien david attenborough studding the mating habits of a soon to be extint race. Some intergalactic highway construction project or other in the way.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #747 on: August 20, 2012, 06:46:16 pm »

Dubstep's a form of electronic music that emphasizes "drops." Tends to have a lot of buildup followed by a heavy bass solo.

Also nice dismissive attitude :P
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #748 on: August 20, 2012, 06:59:04 pm »

Dubstep's a form of electronic music that emphasizes "drops." Tends to have a lot of buildup followed by a heavy bass solo.

Also nice dismissive attitude :P

Indeed. It's also very "love it or hate it" divisive: for every devoted dubstep fan, there's someone who thinks it's an ugly nightmare of bleeps and bass.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #749 on: August 20, 2012, 07:00:48 pm »

I dislike dubstep in the same way I dislike folk music. There's still good stuff there, it's just painful to find it.
Actually, this is a great explanation. Definitely going to remember that.
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