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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1047936 times)

Oliolli

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #705 on: August 20, 2012, 08:09:02 am »

"Is my port open?"
"Are there aliens in Prometheus?"
"How to tie a tie?"
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #706 on: August 20, 2012, 09:00:06 am »

Is there there are?

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #707 on: August 20, 2012, 09:01:55 am »

"is my port open"
"are there black lions"
"how to tie a tie"


Also my "are there" seems to be obsessed with black, also featuring "are there black people in Russia" and "are there any black Jews"
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #708 on: August 20, 2012, 09:10:05 am »

"Is My Husband GAY?"
"Are There Users Who Always Search?"
"How to protect yourself"


...Apart from the first one, mine aren't really amusing. :-\
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #709 on: August 20, 2012, 09:17:28 am »

is my show cancelled
are mermaids real
how i met your mother

well, one out of three ain't bad
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #710 on: August 20, 2012, 09:24:01 am »

Is my show canceled
Is my port open
Is mystery diners real
Is my husband gay

A resounding meh.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #711 on: August 20, 2012, 09:28:38 am »

is my port open
are you being served (whut ;_;)
how to tie a tie
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #712 on: August 20, 2012, 09:31:39 am »

is my life
are there any news
how to save a life lyrics

Well that was different.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #713 on: August 20, 2012, 10:32:27 am »

Oh my god I just remembered something: I have a bathroom reader with a couple pages of weird google search suggestions. Let me see if I can find them again...

Edit: Here's the best of the best from that bathroom reader:
- Do Zoo Hair Parlor
- My Parakeet is scared of me
- My Parakeet is puffed up
- Does your Tongue have bones
« Last Edit: August 20, 2012, 10:39:39 am by Vorthon »
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #714 on: August 20, 2012, 10:37:44 am »

Is my show canceled
Are there bears in Missouri
How to tie a tie

Meh. I have a boring browser.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #715 on: August 20, 2012, 10:38:45 am »

are there birds in canada?

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #716 on: August 20, 2012, 10:38:58 am »

Ah, I get all sorts of "localized" results.
"Are there sharks in Lake Michigan"?
"Are there gypsies in Michigan"?-Note: I realize there are, indeed Gyps- Romani in Michigan, as with every state. But why the hell do so many people care?

As well as the standard stupidity.
"Are there vampires?"
"Are there gay animals?"
"Is there deer blood in Jagermeister?"
"Is there nicotine in cigars?"-Yes, yes there is.
"Is there UFC tonight?"
"How to roll a joint"-Now how did this wind up on my Google recommended searches? Seriously.
"How to xray"
« Last Edit: August 20, 2012, 10:42:16 am by SealyStar »
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #717 on: August 20, 2012, 10:56:17 am »

"Are There Wolves in Scotland"
"How to growl correctly"
"Is my dog depressed"

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Yeah..
I don't even.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #718 on: August 20, 2012, 10:59:11 am »

^ Your avatar... ?

I don't even know what you guys are doing.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #719 on: August 20, 2012, 11:10:05 am »

"Are there more than 3 dimensions"
"How to make it in America"
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