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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1048043 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #690 on: August 19, 2012, 05:55:25 pm »
Quote from: alway on August 19, 2012, 05:51:18 pm
Quote from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Actions_per_minute
Park Sung-Joon is noted for the record APM of 818.
Holy hell, that's nearly 14 per second. D:
GEEEEGEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #691 on: August 19, 2012, 06:48:06 pm »
I doubt my "default" dell mouse can click more than 20 times per minute, no matter how fast one's fingers are.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #692 on: August 19, 2012, 06:49:18 pm »
My Starcraft/AOE/other RTS APM is usually somewhere around 10. I'm the best.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #693 on: August 19, 2012, 07:25:31 pm »
My mom recently told my sister to 'go feeded the dog'.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #694 on: August 19, 2012, 07:35:11 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on August 19, 2012, 07:29:19 pm
don't forget to watered the plants!

"Posted what I said in tenses that were wrong on the internets"
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Quote from: FearfulJesuit on January 09, 2016, 10:37:44 am
I assume it was about cod tendies and an austerity-caused crunch in the supply of good boy points.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #695 on: August 19, 2012, 07:57:24 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on August 19, 2012, 07:39:46 pm
Quote from: SealyStar on August 19, 2012, 07:35:11 pm
Quote from: greatorder on August 19, 2012, 07:29:19 pm
don't forget to watered the plants!

"Posted what I said in tenses that were wrong on the internets"
shush, you.

That was supposed to be a jab at Vorthon's mom. I don't know why I quoted your post.
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Quote from: FearfulJesuit on January 09, 2016, 10:37:44 am
I assume it was about cod tendies and an austerity-caused crunch in the supply of good boy points.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #696 on: August 19, 2012, 10:07:21 pm »
ptw?ptw
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #697 on: August 19, 2012, 11:26:52 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on August 19, 2012, 12:58:56 pm
There is no shame in losing at SC to Koreans. That's like losing a looting-and-pillaging contest to Vikings.  :P


I'm so sigging this.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #698 on: August 20, 2012, 12:26:25 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=tp5bjzAwdAc
so, this girls dad was in recovery from a brain surgery when she found him on the floor having a seisure. she calls 911, understandably agitated... unfortunately, the officer on the other side of the line doesn't like her foul language and takes his time to give her a lesson in etiquette... there's more
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #699 on: August 20, 2012, 12:40:54 am »
Quote from: Askot Bokbondeler on August 20, 2012, 12:26:25 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=tp5bjzAwdAc
so, this girls dad was in recovery from a brain surgery when she found him on the floor having a seisure. she calls 911, understandably agitated... unfortunately, the officer on the other side of the line doesn't like her foul language and takes his time to give her a lesson in etiquette... there's more

But think of the children! There's no need to swear over 911, unless of course you're the operator. Love how he calls her an ass after saying that. God bless my country.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #700 on: August 20, 2012, 05:55:06 am »
I wouldn't recommend people going to Google and typing in sentence beginnings such as "Are there..." "Is my..." "How to..."


Actually, type in "Is my..." and report back soldiers, what's the first suggestion? :P

Oh, sans ellipses.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #701 on: August 20, 2012, 06:09:58 am »
That's horrible.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #702 on: August 20, 2012, 06:54:16 am »
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #703 on: August 20, 2012, 06:58:24 am »
Hi, I'm Urist McDwarf, and I approve of these =pigtail socks=.

Why did I post this here I don't even

Should be on the What Would the Avatar Above You Say thread.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #704 on: August 20, 2012, 08:00:22 am »
"is my show cancelled"
"are there black amish people"  ???
"how to tie a tie"

Okay, so at least one WTF.
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