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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 656368 times)

da_nang

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3150 on: December 03, 2012, 10:06:26 am »

"Let's try this again. With - something attributable to the void. Yes."

>OPEN UP CITY-SIZED VOID VORTICES OVER ALL CITIES
>SUCK 'EM UP
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3151 on: December 03, 2012, 12:50:46 pm »

((STOP IGNORING ME.))
MUTATE INTO A HUGE BOOZE-BASED MONSTER!
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3152 on: December 03, 2012, 03:18:45 pm »

UPGRADE HOVERING KITTENFOLK SQUAD TO FLYING CATPEOPLE ARMY.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3153 on: December 04, 2012, 07:14:47 pm »

GM NOTE:
Yup. No more boss section. Now that there's more bosses than normal players, there's no point.

THROW VARIOUS PONIES AT HIM! KILL HIM WITH THE FUCKING CUTE!
(1+1vs4+1) YOU THROW PONIES AT HIM AND HE RIPS THEM TO PIECES LIKE I TEAR AOART CHILDRENS DREAMS.


STALK MISKO. AID HIS ACTIONS. WHILE HUGGING HIM.


THROW VARIOUS PONIES AT HIM! KILL HIM WITH THE FUCKING CUTE!

DAWW AT THE PONIES.
(3) YOU GLUE YOURSELF ONTO HIM AT THE ARMS. NOT QUITE HELPFUL. (4) AWW. THEY BLEED GLITTER!
I approve.

Send anonymous, romantic letter to Lichette.

Construct shiny temple.
(3+2vs4+3) SHE SMILES, BUT LEAVES IT BEHIND. (2+2) YUP. THAT TEMPLE SURE IS SHINY.
"Not what I meant. ."

>Curses! Well then. On to Vorthon. Make him into cat girl.
> Attempt to turn Dirg into a Furby! A female one of course.
 
MUAUAHAHHA! ALL WILL FALL UNDER THE MIGHT OF RULE 63!
"Without change, more chaos cannot come to be."
(1+2vs3+2) NOPE, AND (1+2vs4+2) NOPE!
"UH, SURE. OKAY. THANKS."

>HANG UP THROW PHONE AT HIGH VELOCITY AT THE SPINE OF A NEARBY MUGGER OR RAPIST.

>THEN GO BACK TO PANCHO'S BAR/GUN STORE AND LOAD UP ON BOOZE AND GUNS.

>THEN... ACCELERATE INTO SPACE! LOOK FOR BADNESS GOING DOWN ACROSS THE UNIVERSE!
(4+2) YOU KILL SOME RANDOM BAD GUY! (1+2) YOU TAKE A .22. LET'S KILL SOME MONSTERS! (5+2) YOU DASH THROUGH THE UNIVERSE, DIRECTLY INTO THE WRASSLIN' ARENA! HOW CONVENIENT.
WHAT, I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY?

USE WRASSLIN'-ALLOWED WEAPONRY ON XANTALOS. COLLATERAL DAMAGE ACCEPTABLE.
I EITHER HAVE AN IRRATIONAL HATRED FOR BOTH ROBOTS AND DRAGONS, OR THAT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

(6) YOU GENERATE ROBOT FISTS TO FIGHT WITH! BUT... FROM THE SKY, HE FALLS. LIKE A ROCK, FITTINGLY. IT'S NONE OTHER THAN THE ROCK, AND HE'S AFTER YOU!
POKE TIM IN EYES
SHOVE FIST DOWN HIS THROAT
RIP OUT INTERNAL ORGANS

(2vs3) YOU REACH FOR HIS FACE, BUT THE 'GOT YOUR NOSE' TRICK IS OLD TO HIM, AND HE EVADES IT HANDILY.
HANG HEAD IN SHAME FOR FURBIES. JOIN LICHETTE ON THE BED AND WATCH TV WITH HER.
(4+2) THEY FEEL SHAMED (5+2, 3+3) YOU SIT NEXT TO LICHETTE, AND SHE GETS CLOSE TO YOU. VERY. VERY. CLOSE.
ROLL FOR THAT FACTION BONUS

TRAIN WRESTLING

(5) DAT +3. (1+3) DAT ROCKY STYLE TRAINING SEQUENCE.
"Let's try this again. With - something attributable to the void. Yes."

>OPEN UP CITY-SIZED VOID VORTICES OVER ALL CITIES
>SUCK 'EM UP

(1) YOU BEGINS SUCKING UP THE CITIES OF BACTERIA IN YOUR COLON. AND ON YOUR SKIN. THAT'S PAINFUL.
((STOP IGNORING ME.))
MUTATE INTO A HUGE BOOZE-BASED MONSTER!
MAKING YOUR POST AS BIG AS POSSIBLE DOESN'T HELP. I SEE IT AS STRAIGHT HTML.
(2) YOU MUTATE INTO A BOOZE BEAST AND ARE ONCE MORE DRUNK BY A HOBO...
UPGRADE HOVERING KITTENFOLK SQUAD TO FLYING CATPEOPLE ARMY.
(5+2) THEY DIGIVOLVE, OR SOMETHING.

NPCS:
(1) Lichette leaps onto Dirg, unable to further resist his innate masculinity and musk.
"*#$*@(#$*%(*$%(#@*$)@*#$(@#*%^)#@($!$ me!"

(6vs6) Tim leaps into the sky, the masculinity given to him allowing him to course into the sky. He drops towards Xantalos, who leaps to the side. When Tim hits the ground, it blows a massive crater into the earth.

SWAGGOTS:
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Romantics:
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Paladins:
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TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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THE MODERATES:
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MANLY MEN:
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WOMANLY WOMEN:
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ISOLATIONISTS:
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WESTSEEIIDE!!:
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DISCIPLES OF LOVE:
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« Last Edit: December 04, 2012, 07:31:27 pm by Spinal_Taper »
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3154 on: December 04, 2012, 07:23:32 pm »

Wikipedia Powers...Activate!

Clone Mick Foley. Give him various genetic, cybernetic, and magical enhancements, and imprint him on me. Let him out after choosing a nice name for him.
Use metal fists on the Rock until cloned Foley is done.


((My birthday is on Halloween, in case this lasts another year.))
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3155 on: December 04, 2012, 07:28:06 pm »

WHAT ABOUT MY ACTION!?!
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3156 on: December 04, 2012, 07:29:46 pm »

WHAT ABOUT MY ACTION!?!
I dropped it.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3157 on: December 04, 2012, 07:39:40 pm »

Damn...
Hmm...
 
>Not stopping me. Lord Slowpoke!
> Summon A False Prophet NPC. Jebus. Jebus, Messiah of those to be saved in the coming apocalypse.

"But then all matter would decay, decay slowly, into nothing, nothing but infintesimal sub-atomic particles."
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3158 on: December 04, 2012, 07:51:48 pm »

ATTACK XANTALOS WITH MY ARMY.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3159 on: December 04, 2012, 09:01:12 pm »

PICK MISKO UP AND CARRY HIM TO BED.

MAKE HIM DINNER CONSISTING OF VEGGIES, LOVE AND RED MEAT.

DON'T RUSH IT.
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3160 on: December 04, 2012, 09:14:24 pm »

PUT MUSIC ON TO FURTHER HELP THE MOOD THEN GIVE THE WOMAN(LICHETTE) WHAT SHE WANTS!
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3161 on: December 04, 2012, 11:29:21 pm »

MAKE HIM DINNER.
Yo might want to clarify this...actually, don't.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3162 on: December 04, 2012, 11:41:10 pm »

MORE PONIES! ENLIST CORAI'S HELP WITH THE D'AWW REBELLION!
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3163 on: December 05, 2012, 12:25:55 am »

"HUH. I SEE VIOLENCE... I SEE CHAOS... I SEE BADNESS. TIME TO SAVE THE DAY!"

>HOP OFF MY BIKE, REMOVE KEY, TAG HOGAN AND ENTER THE RING.

>GRAB GREENSTAR BY THE THROAT, PUNCH HIM TWICE IN THE GUT, ONCE IN THE NOSE, THEN KICK HIS LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM AND BRING MY KNEE UP INTO HIS JAW. DROPKICK ANY OF HIS PONY ALLIES OUT OF THE RING. 

>SLAP CORAI IN THE FACE IF IT ATTACKS ME.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3164 on: December 05, 2012, 12:28:14 am »

MORE PONIES! ENLIST CORAI'S HELP WITH THE D'AWW REBELLION!

AID THIS REBELLION. GRAB YOINK AND THROW HIM ONTO THE GROUND AND DO A RANDOM WRESTLING MOVE.

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Do it like a lady though.
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