GM NOTE:
Yup. No more boss section. Now that there's more bosses than normal players, there's no point.
THROW VARIOUS PONIES AT HIM! KILL HIM WITH THE FUCKING CUTE!
(1+1vs4+1) YOU THROW PONIES AT HIM AND HE RIPS THEM TO PIECES LIKE I TEAR AOART CHILDRENS DREAMS.
STALK MISKO. AID HIS ACTIONS. WHILE HUGGING HIM.
THROW VARIOUS PONIES AT HIM! KILL HIM WITH THE FUCKING CUTE!
DAWW AT THE PONIES.
(3) YOU GLUE YOURSELF ONTO HIM AT THE ARMS. NOT QUITE HELPFUL. (4) AWW. THEY BLEED GLITTER!
I approve.
Send anonymous, romantic letter to Lichette.
Construct shiny temple.
(3+2vs4+3) SHE SMILES, BUT LEAVES IT BEHIND. (2+2) YUP. THAT TEMPLE SURE IS SHINY.
"Not what I meant. ."
>Curses! Well then. On to Vorthon. Make him into cat girl.
> Attempt to turn Dirg into a Furby! A female one of course.
MUAUAHAHHA! ALL WILL FALL UNDER THE MIGHT OF RULE 63!
"Without change, more chaos cannot come to be."
(1+2vs3+2) NOPE, AND (1+2vs4+2) NOPE!
"UH, SURE. OKAY. THANKS."
>HANG UP THROW PHONE AT HIGH VELOCITY AT THE SPINE OF A NEARBY MUGGER OR RAPIST.
>THEN GO BACK TO PANCHO'S BAR/GUN STORE AND LOAD UP ON BOOZE AND GUNS.
>THEN... ACCELERATE INTO SPACE! LOOK FOR BADNESS GOING DOWN ACROSS THE UNIVERSE!
(4+2) YOU KILL SOME RANDOM BAD GUY! (1+2) YOU TAKE A .22. LET'S KILL SOME MONSTERS! (5+2) YOU DASH THROUGH THE UNIVERSE, DIRECTLY INTO THE WRASSLIN' ARENA! HOW CONVENIENT.
WHAT, I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY?
USE WRASSLIN'-ALLOWED WEAPONRY ON XANTALOS. COLLATERAL DAMAGE ACCEPTABLE.
I EITHER HAVE AN IRRATIONAL HATRED FOR BOTH ROBOTS AND DRAGONS, OR THAT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
(6) YOU GENERATE ROBOT FISTS TO FIGHT WITH! BUT... FROM THE SKY, HE FALLS. LIKE A ROCK, FITTINGLY. IT'S NONE OTHER THAN THE ROCK, AND HE'S AFTER YOU!
POKE TIM IN EYES
SHOVE FIST DOWN HIS THROAT
RIP OUT INTERNAL ORGANS
(2vs3) YOU REACH FOR HIS FACE, BUT THE 'GOT YOUR NOSE' TRICK IS OLD TO HIM, AND HE EVADES IT HANDILY.
HANG HEAD IN SHAME FOR FURBIES. JOIN LICHETTE ON THE BED AND WATCH TV WITH HER.
(4+2) THEY FEEL SHAMED (5+2, 3+3) YOU SIT NEXT TO LICHETTE, AND SHE GETS CLOSE TO YOU. VERY. VERY. CLOSE.
ROLL FOR THAT FACTION BONUS
TRAIN WRESTLING
(5) DAT +3. (1+3) DAT ROCKY STYLE TRAINING SEQUENCE.
"Let's try this again. With - something attributable to the void. Yes."
>OPEN UP CITY-SIZED VOID VORTICES OVER ALL CITIES
>SUCK 'EM UP
(1) YOU BEGINS SUCKING UP THE CITIES OF BACTERIA IN YOUR COLON. AND ON YOUR SKIN. THAT'S PAINFUL.
((STOP IGNORING ME.))
MUTATE INTO A HUGE BOOZE-BASED MONSTER!
MAKING YOUR POST AS BIG AS POSSIBLE DOESN'T HELP. I SEE IT AS STRAIGHT HTML.
(2) YOU MUTATE INTO A BOOZE BEAST AND ARE ONCE MORE DRUNK BY A HOBO...
UPGRADE HOVERING KITTENFOLK SQUAD TO FLYING CATPEOPLE ARMY.
(5+2) THEY DIGIVOLVE, OR SOMETHING.
NPCS:
(1) Lichette leaps onto Dirg, unable to further resist his innate masculinity and musk.
"*#$*@(#$*%(*$%(#@*$)@*#$(@#*%^)#@($!$ me!"
(6vs6) Tim leaps into the sky, the masculinity given to him allowing him to course into the sky. He drops towards Xantalos, who leaps to the side. When Tim hits the ground, it blows a massive crater into the earth.
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
WOMANLY WOMEN:
ISOLATIONISTS:
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
DISCIPLES OF LOVE:
CASSANDRA: +2 (Rolled a 1 for bonuses. Sorry. I could just eliminate the group, if you would like to try again, tell me.)
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