As black hole, absorb Xantalos. Then throw the moon at the earth.
(5-3) YOU WOULD, BUT YOU JUST HAVE TO GET OVER THERE. MIGHT TAKE A WHILE.
BOSSES:
lol.
>My POINT, is that Chaos is easy to create. You so Damn omnipotent? Really? Well guess what, if you kill us, you may staunch the tide for a while, but it will come again. It takes little energy to cause chaos, and all of your omnipotence to stop it/us. Tell me, do you think this is going to work out well? Let me let you in on something, I don't like Chaos either. It is bad for stable empires. Really bad. I aren't exactly a democracy either, so stability is even more important for legitamacy. But what can one do?
>Corai is funny. MORE RULE 63! Turn Dirg into a woman.
He shrugs.
"Guess we'll have to drain the energy of everything then."
(6+2vs6+2) DIRGS MANLINESS SHIELDS HIM!
HIT ON MISKO. BECOME CLINGY STALKER GIRLFRIEND TYPE.
Hey baby, you think i'm funny? I can show you... Funny...
-Edit-
I am Xantalo's counterpart. Thus I should be competent and able to DO things correctly. Requesting a roll for bonus.
(3+1) YOU MAKE A SMALL SHRINE TO HIM IN THE CORNER OF YOUR HOUSE.
Apply for faction bonus.
Also, stay female. There are not enough otherwise.
(4) +2 GIVEN. (4) YUP. YOU SURE DO REMAIN FEMALE.
GRAB TIM BY THE NOSE.
GOT YER NOSE!
USE GRIP ON NOSE TO THROW HIM DOWN ONTO THE MAT, THEN CURBSTOMP HIM FROM 50 MILES UP
((Hey Misko. You should consider summoning this guy.))
(5vs6) HE DODGES YOUR BLIND GRASP, POWER SLIDING BENEATH YOUR LEGS AND PULLING THEM FROM UNDERNEATH YOU.
OH GOD FURBIES, NOOO! GET SQUIRT BOTTLE AND USE ON FURBIES FOR BEING SO DEPRAVED IN PUBLIC. AFTER THAT, GO INTO ROOM WITH LICHETTE AND LAY IN BED WITH HER KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR ANY OTHER CAUSE FOR CONCERNS.
(3) YOU SQIURT THEM WITH WATER, AND THEY UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S BAD. BUT THEY LIKE BEING BAD...
It's the thought that counts, right? Besides, fewer accidental deaths!
Join Wrasslin' Honor Field.
(3) YOU JOIN IT, BUT YOU ACCIDENTALLY CHOOSE THE GREEK VERSION. WHOOPS.
"SO... YOU'RE SAYIN' I SHOULD GO BACK TO SAVING THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE, TOO? BUT I TRIED THAT! IT DIDN'T WORK! ...SURE, UH, MAYBE MY AIM WAS A BIT IMPAIRED, BUT STILL..."
>FINISH MY CURRENT DRINK WHILST CHATTING TO SINATRA OVER PHONE.
>GRAB A JUG OF TEQUILA FROM PANCHO FOR THE ROAD.
>JUMP ON BIKE AND SPEED ALONG THE HIGHWAYS OF EARTH, KEEP AN EYE AND EAR OUT FOR BADNESS WHILST TALKING.
EDIT:
>IF MOON HAPPENS TO FLY AT EARTH, GO UP THERE ON BIKE, PERFORM ANTI-GRAVITY WHEELIE AND DEFLECT IT. THEN RETURN TO WHAT I WAS DOING, WANDERING THE HIGHWAYS ON A SORTA PATROL.
"Why do we fall, mister yoink? So we can learn to pick ourselves back up... Now, can you leave me alone?"
CREATE AN ARMY OF FLYING CATPEOPLE. NOT CRUSADERS.
(1+2) YOU CREATE A SQUAD OF HOVERING KITTENFOLK.
AGAIN! KICK HIM!
(5+1vs1+1) YOU KICK HOGAN IN THE CHEST, SENDING HIM FLYING BACKWARDS INTO A WALL. AS HE PULLS HIMSELF AWAY FROM THE WALL, YOU CAN SEE AN EXPRESSION OF ENDLESS RAGE AND FOCUS PAINTED ON HIS FACE.
NPCS:
(3+3) Lichette lazily watches Dirg out of the corner of her eye. She stops, adopts a thoughtful expression, before shaking her head.
(4vs4) Tim falis to follow up, as Xantalos just ducks out of the way.
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
XANTALOS: LEADER: +1
Lord Slowpoke
WOMANLY WOMEN:
ISOLATIONISTS:
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
DISCIPLES OF LOVE:
CASSANDRA: 0 (Rolled a 1 for bonuses. Sorry. I could just eliminate the group, if you would like to try again, tell me.)
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