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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

Yes
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Sure
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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 656424 times)

miauw62

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3135 on: December 02, 2012, 05:44:24 am »

HEY, WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME?

MUTATE INTO A REALLY BADASS BOOZE-BASED XENOMPORH.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3136 on: December 02, 2012, 10:15:40 am »

"Fuck it, nothing's going my way it seems."

>OPEN UP CITY-SIZED VOID VORTICES OVER ALL CITIES
>SUCK 'EM UP
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"Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow."
Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam.
Future supplanter of humanity.

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3137 on: December 02, 2012, 12:18:52 pm »

CREATE AN ARMY OF FLYING CATPEOPLE. NOT CRUSADERS.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3138 on: December 02, 2012, 01:26:14 pm »

AGAIN! KICK HIM!
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3139 on: December 02, 2012, 08:36:27 pm »

As black hole, absorb Xantalos. Then throw the moon at the earth.
(5-3) YOU WOULD, BUT YOU JUST HAVE TO GET OVER THERE. MIGHT TAKE A WHILE.

BOSSES:

lol.
 
>My POINT, is that Chaos is easy to create. You so Damn omnipotent? Really? Well guess what, if you kill us, you may staunch the tide for a while, but it will come again. It takes little energy to cause chaos, and all of your omnipotence to stop it/us. Tell me, do you think this is going to work out well? Let me let you in on something, I don't like Chaos either. It is bad for stable empires. Really bad. I aren't exactly a democracy either, so stability is even more important for legitamacy. But what can one do?
>Corai is funny. MORE RULE 63! Turn Dirg into a woman.
He shrugs.
"Guess we'll have to drain the energy of everything then."
(6+2vs6+2) DIRGS MANLINESS SHIELDS HIM!

HIT ON MISKO. BECOME CLINGY STALKER GIRLFRIEND TYPE.

Hey baby, you think i'm funny? I can show you... Funny...

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I am Xantalo's counterpart. Thus I should be competent and able to DO things correctly. Requesting a roll for bonus.
(3+1) YOU MAKE A SMALL SHRINE TO HIM IN THE CORNER OF YOUR HOUSE.

Apply for faction bonus.

Also, stay female. There are not enough otherwise.

(4) +2 GIVEN. (4) YUP. YOU SURE DO REMAIN FEMALE.

GRAB TIM BY THE NOSE.
GOT YER NOSE!
USE GRIP ON NOSE TO THROW HIM DOWN ONTO THE MAT, THEN CURBSTOMP HIM FROM 50 MILES UP
((Hey Misko. You should consider summoning this guy.))
(5vs6) HE DODGES YOUR BLIND GRASP, POWER SLIDING BENEATH YOUR LEGS AND PULLING THEM FROM UNDERNEATH YOU.

OH GOD FURBIES, NOOO! GET SQUIRT BOTTLE AND USE ON FURBIES FOR BEING SO DEPRAVED IN PUBLIC. AFTER THAT, GO INTO ROOM WITH LICHETTE AND LAY IN BED WITH HER KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR ANY OTHER CAUSE FOR CONCERNS.
(3) YOU SQIURT THEM WITH WATER, AND THEY UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S BAD. BUT THEY LIKE BEING BAD...

It's the thought that counts, right? Besides, fewer accidental deaths!

Join Wrasslin' Honor Field.
(3) YOU JOIN IT, BUT YOU ACCIDENTALLY CHOOSE THE GREEK VERSION. WHOOPS.

"SO... YOU'RE SAYIN' I SHOULD GO BACK TO SAVING THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE, TOO? BUT I TRIED THAT! IT DIDN'T WORK! ...SURE, UH, MAYBE MY AIM WAS A BIT IMPAIRED, BUT STILL..."

>FINISH MY CURRENT DRINK WHILST CHATTING TO SINATRA OVER PHONE.

>GRAB A JUG OF TEQUILA FROM PANCHO FOR THE ROAD.

>JUMP ON BIKE AND SPEED ALONG THE HIGHWAYS OF EARTH, KEEP AN EYE AND EAR OUT FOR BADNESS WHILST TALKING.


EDIT:

>IF MOON HAPPENS TO FLY AT EARTH, GO UP THERE ON BIKE, PERFORM ANTI-GRAVITY WHEELIE AND DEFLECT IT. THEN RETURN TO WHAT I WAS DOING, WANDERING THE HIGHWAYS ON A SORTA PATROL.
"Why do we fall, mister yoink? So we can learn to pick ourselves back up... Now, can you leave me alone?"



CREATE AN ARMY OF FLYING CATPEOPLE. NOT CRUSADERS.
(1+2) YOU CREATE A SQUAD OF HOVERING KITTENFOLK.

AGAIN! KICK HIM!
(5+1vs1+1) YOU KICK HOGAN IN THE CHEST, SENDING HIM FLYING BACKWARDS INTO A WALL. AS HE PULLS HIMSELF AWAY FROM THE WALL, YOU CAN SEE AN EXPRESSION OF ENDLESS RAGE AND FOCUS PAINTED ON HIS FACE.

NPCS:
(3+3) Lichette lazily watches Dirg out of the corner of her eye. She stops, adopts a thoughtful expression, before shaking her head.

(4vs4) Tim falis to follow up, as Xantalos just ducks out of the way.

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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3140 on: December 02, 2012, 08:39:10 pm »

THROW VARIOUS PONIES AT HIM! KILL HIM WITH THE FUCKING CUTE!
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3141 on: December 02, 2012, 08:40:44 pm »

OH YEAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISKO. I GAVE YOU A GIRLFRIEND!
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3142 on: December 02, 2012, 08:40:56 pm »



STALK MISKO. AID HIS ACTIONS. WHILE HUGGING HIM.


THROW VARIOUS PONIES AT HIM! KILL HIM WITH THE FUCKING CUTE!

DAWW AT THE PONIES.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

misko27

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3143 on: December 02, 2012, 08:44:05 pm »

"Not what I meant. ."

>Curses! Well then. On to Vorthon. Make him into cat girl.
> Attempt to turn Dirg into a Furby! A female one of course.
 
MUAUAHAHHA! ALL WILL FALL UNDER THE MIGHT OF RULE 63!
« Last Edit: December 04, 2012, 07:27:41 pm by misko27 »
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Cassandra

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3144 on: December 02, 2012, 09:36:15 pm »

I approve.

Send anonymous, romantic letter to Lichette.

Construct shiny temple.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Yoink

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3145 on: December 02, 2012, 09:46:19 pm »

"UH, SURE. OKAY. THANKS."

>HANG UP THROW PHONE AT HIGH VELOCITY AT THE SPINE OF A NEARBY MUGGER OR RAPIST.

>THEN GO BACK TO PANCHO'S BAR/GUN STORE AND LOAD UP ON BOOZE AND GUNS.

>THEN... ACCELERATE INTO SPACE! LOOK FOR BADNESS GOING DOWN ACROSS THE UNIVERSE!
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3146 on: December 02, 2012, 09:58:41 pm »

WHAT, I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY?

USE WRASSLIN'-ALLOWED WEAPONRY ON XANTALOS. COLLATERAL DAMAGE ACCEPTABLE.
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Xantalos

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3147 on: December 02, 2012, 10:48:50 pm »

POKE TIM IN EYES
SHOVE FIST DOWN HIS THROAT
RIP OUT INTERNAL ORGANS
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3148 on: December 02, 2012, 11:17:05 pm »

HANG HEAD IN SHAME FOR FURBIES. JOIN LICHETTE ON THE BED AND WATCH TV WITH HER.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3149 on: December 03, 2012, 08:35:39 am »

ROLL FOR THAT FACTION BONUS

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