>ENROLL MORE FACTION MEMBERS
>GAIN FACTION BONUS
(2) YOU ENROLL YOUR IMAGINERY FRIENDS AND THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN ON YOUR FAVORITE PENNY.
BOSSES
BEGIN AWESOME MIDAIR BREAKDANCE FIGHT
I ARE MUCH BETTER BREAKDANCER THAN TIM
(3vs3) YOUR BREAKDANCING SKILLS, THOSE OF THE USUAL PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER, ARE EQUAL. THEY'RE ALSO QUITE LOW.
((... 
. Okay, NOW I think you're doing it on purpose.))
LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT. PUNCH KICK, KILL HOGAN.
(2+2vs1+2) YOU FINALLY GET IN A HIT, BUT THE SMASHING UPPERCUT INTO HIS HAIR IS BLOCKED BY HIS CHIN.
PULL OUT HARDBOUND COPY OF "TWILIGHT: NOW WITH 200% MORE SPARKLES"
READ ALOUD TO ALL BEINGS IN UNIVERSE
FUCKING KILL THIS MAN! AND CASTRATE HIM WITH THE DAMN SUN!
The Goddess of Love sayeth that Twilight shall not profane the ears of those assembled here.
(4vs3) CASSANDRA'S SUN THROWING SHENANIGANS WERE NOT SUFFICIENT TO SUPRESS LORD SLOWPOKES DESIRE FOR BASIC RIGHTS.
((If either of you want a roll for a bonus, I can supply one.))
ASSIST TIM.
(6-4) YOU FLAIL MEANINGLESSLY AGAINST THE HONOR SHIELD IN A MEANINGLESS ATTEMPT TO ATTACK XANTALOS.
Does Corai have, oh god nevermind. I'm sure it won't make it look very different, since he's already so feminine. I wonder how he'll pee though...
>Well that is nice. First ask who I have the pleasure of addressing. Chaos, it comes from everything. Existing. The fact is, I could perfectly order a system, and it only takes one person to make it collapse like a stack of cards. So much energy to fight chaos, so much chaos made in the name of destroying it, and so very little to destroy it all. Us causing Chaos? No. It is the Fundamental nature.
Ask, if it doesn't want Entropy, or Chaos or whatever, how is stopping/killing us going to stop it?
>MAke the Rest of Corai Pure Woman. Make Him Xantalos's Counter-part.
(5+3) "I am the universe. I am unstoppable. I am fate incarnate. Chaos originates from change, not existence. Entropy is the lack of change whatsoever. Chaos is tearing the universe apart."
(6+3vs2) CORAI BECOMES PURE WOMAN. RATHER CURVY, UNSUPRISINGLY.
Did misko get my gift?
Rebuild ship. Again.
(1+2) YOU MAKE A GHETTO ASS-SHIP. YOU LIKELY GOT FUNDING FROM THE PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS. (1+2) YOUR TURRET IS A RELIC, OF THE TIME OF WHEATLEY LABS.
MAKE SURE LICHETTE IS OK. THEN, I DUNNO, TEACH SOME FURBIES SOME TRICKS. NO NOT THOSE KINDS OF TRICKS, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.
(1+2) OH GOD! SHE'S STANDING UP! SHE'S WALKING BACK UPSTAIRS, A SKIP IN HER STEP! SHE'S NOT DOING WELL! (1+2) YOU TEACH THE FURBIES SOME TRICKS, WHICH THEY IMMEDIATLY CORRUPT AND USE THEM AS THE OTHER KIND OF TRICKS.
GIVE ARMY JETPACKS THAT DON'T NEED FUEL. HAVE THEM FLY UP TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF XANTALOS. THEN PUT HIM IN A DRESS.
(2-3+2) HALF OF YOUR CRUSADERS START TO HAVE A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT BELIEF, AND THEY DESTROY EACH OTHER IN RELIGIOUS WAR.
NPCs:
(3+3) Lichette lies down on her and Dirg's bed, turns on the TV, and starts to watch the match on Pay-per-View.
Tim, unlike Xantalos, doesn't waste time during a fight trying to start a wrestling match. (2v2) Instead, he throws an equally ineffective punch.
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
XANTALOS: LEADER: +1
Lord Slowpoke
ISOLATIONISTS:
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
DISCIPLES OF LOVE:
CASSANDRA: 0 (Rolled a 1 for bonuses. Sorry. I could just eliminate the group, if you would like to try again, tell me.)
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