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[GreatWyrmGold]

Messed up. Again.

How?

Presumably something about posting the turn...

[Yoink]

GM WHY ARE YOU TEASING US SO

*SWOON*



(NOT AN ACTION)

[Spinal_Taper]

USE LATENT DIPLOMATIC POWERS TO HELP BROKER PEACE. IF THAT FAILS, USE ADORABLENESS TO HELP BROKER PEACE.

(1) YOU LIFT UP YOUR PANT LEGS AND WINK AT THEM.
"You'll get some of this if you get along..."

Discuss the possibility of being an Envoy with Lichette and Dirg.


Otherwise, simply continue to help with the construction. No chaos here!

(5) YOU ADD A +2 BONUS TO DIRGS CONSTRUCTION.

EFFORTLESSLY BEAT SINATRA IN A RAP BATTLE AS FREDDY MERCURY, THEN ABSORB HIS POWER AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE.

((One of the best Rap Battles yet. Well, they're all great, but...))


SEARCH FOR DARK SECRETS ABOUT MISKO. BRING NINJA SPY TO HELP SEARCH.

(4) TURNS OUT HE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HIS WIFE BACK WHEN HE WASN'T THE INCARNATION OF HUMANITIES DARKNESS.

HAVE WILD PARTY WITH ELDRITCH ONES

(1) ELDRITCH PARTIES AREN'T AS WILD AS YOU'D BELIEVE, IT TURNS OUT. THERE'S A LOT LESS DRUGS AND ALCHOHOL AND A LOT MORE WAITING AROUND IN THE ETERNAL VOID.

HAVE WILD PARTY WITH ELDRITCH ONES

ATTEND AS OBLIGATORY ELDRITCH PLAYER CHARACTER

(3) THEY GLARE AT YOU A LITTLE WHEN YOU SHOW UP, BUT NOTHING TOO EXTREME OCCURS.

go wtf and keep shooting

(6) YOU CONTINUE FIRING INTO A NAZI ENCAMPMENT, CAUSING IT TO COLLAPSE ONTO YOU.

BOSSES:

EFFORTLESSLY BEAT SINATRA IN A RAP BATTLE AS FREDDY MERCURY, THEN ABSORB HIS POWER AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE.

(3+1vs6+4) YOU RAP, BUT SINATRA RAPS FASTER. THEN THE MAFIA BUSTS YOUR KNEECAPS THEN CHUCKS YOU INTO A RIVER WITH CEMENT SHOES.

Boss Turns:

USE MY HOTNESS TO UN-FREEZE.

USE MANLINESS TO REMOVE MISKO'S +3.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? REMOVE HIS SEXY. REMOVE ALL HIS SEXY. AND YOINK. THROW IN *PICKS RANDOM DUDE* CORAI TOO. 

OH, AND TOSS TERRIBLE FILTH AT VOTHON, REMOVING HIS CUTENESS.

SCREW IT, START LOBBING ANTI-ATTRACTION (READ: Sexy, Cute, Anything related to slash fiction) FRAGMENTARY GRENADES  AT PEOPLE, SPECIFICALLY YOINK, GREENSTAR, VORTHON, AND BUKITDINOS

I imagine they emit some sort of crysalline particle, that is like those compounds that can hold water within their molecular structure, but with Love.

I grow Stronger as the Presidential debate nears!

(1+3vs6, 6+3vs6, 1+3vs1, 6+3vs4)
YOU LAUGH MANIACALLY, AND HURL GRENADES COMPOSED OF THE BITTERNESS OF THOSE WHO DIED ALONE. YOINK EASILY DODGES THE PROJECTILE, WHILE GREEENSTAR TRIES TO MATRIX OUT OF THE WAY, AND GETS HIT IN THE FACE. VORTHON RIPS OPEN HIS SHIRT, CRYING THAT HE CAN TAKE IT, BUT HAS ALL ATTRACTIVENESS DRAINED. BUKIT TRIES TO DODGE, BUT IT DETONATES BY HIS ARM, SUCKING AWAY HIS PLATONIC ATTRACTIVENESS.

No attractiveness left.

Lichette, DAFUQ? I HAVE BEEN CONTINUALLY DEMANDING A RETURN TO ORDER. THAT IS MY MODUS OPERANDI
*calms*
Well, It's not like I can force people to be ordered. You must know what I mean, no one on your side is doing what you ask. I mean come on! Half of your side is focusing on attacking a random member of my team. Besides, I think the strategy of attacking him must be used.

>Launch co-ordinated assualt on Brown man. Send soldiers to kill him. Attack him freom every direction. Launch artillery.
>Arrest TCM on Weapon's charges.

"You wouldn't make order. Your dictatorship only causes chaos."
(3+3vs2+4) YOU LAUNCH A MASSIVE COORDINATED ASSAULT AGAINST TIM, THE ENVOY OF CREATION ITSELF. THE BULLETS BOUNCE FROM HIS HIDE, AND THE EXPLOSIVES LEAVE HIM UNSCATHED.

((FINE THEN, I BOLD IT))

>CRUMBLE UNDER WEIGHT OF RESPONSIBILITIES

>SWIG FROM BOTTLE OF WHISKEY WHILST FIRING DEATHRAY AT BAD GUYS WITH FEET

>ALSO TOAST MIAUW'S MEMORY FOR HIS NOBLE SACRIFICE DESTROYING DA_NANG

"THAT WAS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. GROOVY, EVEN."

(6+3) YOU'RE LIQUORED UP NOW. VERY LIQUORED UP

APOLOGIZE TO BROWN-HAIRED MAN FOR CORAI'S BEHAVIOR
OFFER HIM THE AMULET, WARNING THAT IT'S UNTESTED
ASK FOR HIS NAME AND WHY HE'S TRYING TO DESTROY US ALL, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO GET HIM TO STOP.
dON'T FORGET, i'M NOT ACTUALLY THERE IN "PERSON."

(5+2)"It's cool. Pretty much always my reception."
(3+2) "Uhh, sure."
(5+2) "Name's Tim. I'm here because the universe doesn't like all the fighting. If you could get people to finally get along, that would work well."

PUT FINISHING TOUCHES ON LICHETTE'S HONEYMOON MOON SPOT, THEN AT LONG LAST, HAVE PERFECT HONEYMOON WITH LICHETTE.

(3+4) YOU FINISH THE HONEYMOON SPOT, (5+4) AND GET SOME. YOU GET A LOT. YOU ARE NOW A PLAYER. ALMOST.

LICHETTE:
[EXPUNGED FOR EXPLICIT CONTENT]

NPCS:
"So then... Are you guys going to get along?"

SINATRA:
"Frank? What was with the rapping?"
"Uhh..."
"..."

SWAGGOTS:

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Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)

Romantics:

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Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:

The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.

The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.


The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.


((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))

Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.

Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?


And I'm Liberal.

I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.

Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.

SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!

Paladins:

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Leader: Misko +3
Lieutenant: TO BE DETERMINED
Legions:

So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?

Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.


We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.

This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.

Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!

Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.

Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)


Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.

STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.

Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.




There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!

His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.


Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.

Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.


Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.

TWOCS

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LEADER/ ONLY PERSON: Lord Slowpoke

SO MY ALLY HAS LEFT ME. VERY WELL.


I'M STARTING TO RUN LOW ON TACTICAL COMBAT THEMES ANYWAY SO LET'S GET SERIOUS


GATHER UP THE BARDS AND START CRAFTING A RIFT IN ALL OF EXISTENCE, PREFERABLY RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WEDDING SO THEY GET INTERRUPTED BY HORRIBLE NOISE AND CHANTING

THE DRUNKEN FOOLS

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YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON


BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS

CO-PILOT SIDECAR.


BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.

CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.


(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)

THE MODERATES:

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Leader: GreatWyrm +2

I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.


I am a Moderate.


I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.

Corai:

Join moderates.


"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."


Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.

OMNICIDALISTS:

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XANTALOS: LEADER: +1
Lord Slowpoke

WESTSEEIIDE!!:

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TCM:

[Xantalos]

Defeat Sinatra with muscle music, then destroy the universe after absorbing his power. Taunt Tim, then dodge the beam and manipulate it to go into the center of the universe, destroying it.

"Hey! Tim!
What makes you think you have the right to come in here and mess up our duds and ... whatever hipsters call plans! That's my job!
And all this you're spouting about 'harmony' and 'teamwork' sounds just a tiny bit similar to one Hasbro-owned TV show, does it not? Cease and desist, bro, or I shall be forced to bitchslap thee with the sweaty hand of Micheal Bay! Oh right, you just got burned! By Micheal Bay! I bet my disjointed, unruly, nonsensical, chaotic Comic Sans rant is making you pretty jelly, huh? I have only one thing to say to this:
Come at me, bro.

[Cassandra]

Focus on resurrecting self now that the job is finished. Aid GWG through Videochat, even if as a phantom.

[misko27]

"You just like opposing me for the hell of it, don't you? You get some sort of sick kick from messing with me huh? Never heard of Real Politik huh? Would rather let this continue, instead of fighting him. Just to get your petty insult in. If you are not going to oppose him, I will.

Also, next time, hang up the phone before you, uh, do that. Eww. Did not need to hear that. Also, very intersting love life you have there."

>Continue attack on Envoy's position. Unleash the Ion Cannon Brigade and Anti-matter Grenadiers if necessary.
>What Affair? Nope. Never had a affair. Lies. I loved my wife, and she'd tell you if she wasn't, dead.
>Sabotage Dirg's lovemaking as revenge for Lichette's pettiness. Unleash the Laxatives.
>Send over a Comm droid to The Brown envoy and see what he wants.
>Greenstar is a thorn in my side. Put a bounty on him and his "Freak squad"

[Greenstarfanatic]

Send Vagineer to intercept the Laxatives. Send Snyphurr to attack Misko Directly. Having Sobered up, create own faction 'Freak Squad'. Sit down for Tea with Gentlespy.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"I'm interested in peace, too. See, I came into this trying to kill the lichette, then an evil incarnation of magic, but then I realized the truth about who I was working for. Somehow he stopped being a cool god of Rock, Roll, and Fire and became, I dunno, Khorne but less violent. He's trying to be more violent, though.
"Anyways, then I tried to execute a brilliant plan: The lichette and her lover would be married and forever united in the afterlife, where they could build a nice afterhome, have an afterfamily, put up an afterwhite picket afterfence, etc. That didn't work because the lichette didn't die--she killed my choir!
"Then I went rogue for a little while, mostly trying not to be killed. I joined the side of my old god, misko, before getting kicked off due to a MechaHitler I made getting sabotaged. I rejoined and tried to be misko's voice of reason, slowly making misko's dream empire a decent place to live and potentially eternal rather than a transitory hellhole. I mostly got yelled at, threatened, and split up his side. Well, I guess it's better than nothing.
"My one constant foe has been Xantalos, what with wanting to destroy the universe and all. He can't, but you probably can. Thankfully, I can reason with you.
"So, Tim, can we come to an arrangement where I can help you not need to destroy the universe?"

[Xantalos]

"Not to interject, GoldWyrm, but Tim here is an aspect of the universe. I don't think he'd kill his boss."

[misko27]

Send Vagineer to intercept the Laxatives. Send Snyphurr to attack Misko Directly. Having Sobered up, create own faction 'Freak Squad'. Sit down for Tea with Gentlespy.

Own faction. THAT'll convince the Brown envoy to go away.

Greatwyrm, It may come as a shock to you, but I do not think your methods are the best to maintain my empire. It isn't "Well he is EVIL". I just disagree. DEAL WITH IT.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Not to interject, GoldWyrm, but Tim here is an aspect of the universe. I don't think he'd kill his boss."

"Hello there, old foe. Tim, this is Xantalos; Xantalos, Tim. Say, Tim, did I ever tell you about the time I accidentally caught Xantalos? Never mind. I had heard that the lichette said you'd destroy this sector of space. Assuming she meant the proper definition of sector, applied to a sphere rather than a circle, that's a mite overkill, no? Basically, I want to reach peace and order with minimal casualties and collateral damage."

((My action is basically chatting with Tim. And trying to get him to not destroy everything.)

[Xantalos]

"Not to interject, GoldWyrm, but Tim here is an aspect of the universe. I don't think he'd kill his boss."

"Hello there, old foe. Tim, this is Xantalos; Xantalos, Tim. Say, Tim, did I ever tell you about the time I accidentally caught Xantalos? Never mind. I had heard that the lichette said you'd destroy this sector of space. Assuming she meant the proper definition of sector, applied to a sphere rather than a circle, that's a mite overkill, no? Basically, I want to reach peace and order with minimal casualties and collateral damage."

((My action is basically chatting with Tim. And trying to get him to not destroy everything.)

~idea~

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Not to interject, GoldWyrm, but Tim here is an aspect of the universe. I don't think he'd kill his boss."

"Hello there, old foe. Tim, this is Xantalos; Xantalos, Tim. Say, Tim, did I ever tell you about the time I accidentally caught Xantalos? Never mind. I had heard that the lichette said you'd destroy this sector of space. Assuming she meant the proper definition of sector, applied to a sphere rather than a circle, that's a mite overkill, no? Basically, I want to reach peace and order with minimal casualties and collateral damage."

((My action is basically chatting with Tim. And trying to get him to not destroy everything.)

~idea~

~worry~

[Cassandra]

~laugh~ "We're safe enough. Xan couldn't destroy the universe if he was a god."

[Greenstarfanatic]

Send Vagineer to intercept the Laxatives. Send Snyphurr to attack Misko Directly. Having Sobered up, create own faction 'Freak Squad'. Sit down for Tea with Gentlespy.

Own faction. THAT'll convince the Brown envoy to go away.

Well, he ain't attacking me, so I really don't care. He can keep killing you for all I care.