Aid Lichette, and create wedding gift.
(3) YOU AID LICHETTE, THEN (4) MAKE A SMALL TRINKET FOR A WEDDING GIFT! MEDIOCRITY HO!
STEAL RIFLE
"HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY NEW WMD"
FIRE IT AT ALL THE THINGS
(3vs4+4) YOU GRAB AT THE RIFLE, BUT HE SPINS AROUND, KEEPING IT OUT OF YOUR REACH AND ANGLING AT YOUR HEAD IN THE SAME MOVEMENT.
He sighs, and fires.(4vs3+4) A beam of energy comes from the rifle, disintegrating you within seconds. He sips some tea.
HELP LICHETTE FORTIFY THE PLANET'S DEFENSES. DURING BREAKS START WORK ON LICHETTE'S PERFECT SPOT.
"Sorry Dirg, not tonig-. Oh, you meant for a honey moon. Go ahead then."
She blushes, and walks off.
>KEEP GOING! GET OUT OF THE DEMOVORTEX, AND SEND VAGINEER AND NINJA SPY AFTER MISKO.
(6) YOU LEAVE THE DEMOVORTEX, SAIL THROUGH THE SKY, AND CRASH INTO CHRISTIAN BRUTAL SNIPER.
"It's loike Christmas morning..."
(2+2vs6)
YOU AVOID HIM!
CRUSH MISKO BY CLAIMING SWING STATES. KISS BABIES. HELP PEOPLE. KEEP CAMPAIGNING.
(3) YOU CLAIM SOME OF THE SWING STATES, BUT PEDOPHILIA ALLEGATIONS KEEP YOU AWAY FROM SOME OF THE OTHERS.
pull out cleaner's carbine and headshot nazis
(3) YOU SHOT NAZIS. EACH OF THEM HAS A LONG, EXTENDED DEATH SEQUENCE WHICH RIVETS YOU TO YOUR SEAT AND LEAVES TEARS DRIPPING FROM YOUR EYES.
SET MY DEATHRAY TO TIME SHREDDING, MAKE A HOLE IN HELL SO I CAN ESCAPE TO NEAR THE ACTUAL NEW YOINKINIUM
(4) YOU ESCAPE FROM HELL, HEAVY METAL INTONING BEHIND YOU TO MAKE YOUR ESCAPE EVEN MORE BADASS.
STOP DISSOLVING. ALSO DEVELOP NUKES WHICH LOOK LIKE HANDS FLIPPING THE BIRD. LAUNCH THEM AT MISKO.
(2) YOU LIE ON YOINKINIUM, A SLOWLY DISSOLVING PILE OF SOMETHING. YOU'RE UNRECOGNIZABLE NOW.(5vs2+3) EVEN IN YOUR FORM OF AN UNRECOGNIZABLE, SLOWLY DISSOLVING PUDDLE, YOU MANAGE TO DEVELOP NUKES AND LAUCH THEM AT MISKO. THEY GET STUCK IN THE HATRED SHIELD AND JUST SIT THERE.
>ANNIHILATE DEMOVOID
>RETURN VOID VORTEX TO ITS FORMER GLORY AND EXPAND IT.
(6) YOU OBLITERATE THE VORTEX, AND ALL WHO LIVE WITHIN. INCLUDING YOURSELF. (6) YOU RETURN THE VOID TO ITS FORMER GLORY, WHERE UPON IT COLLAPSES UPON ITSELF, ABSORBING A STOUT SHAKO, FORMING A DEMOPAN STAR.
BOSS TURNS
DESTROY THE YOU AT FINAL BOSS UNIVERSE. REMOVE IT FROM ALL TIMELINES, ALTERNATE FORMS OF EXISTENCE, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CONSTITUTE SUCH. EVERYTHING IS NOW IN THE NOTHING THAT PRECEDED CREATION.
Also why I only get +1?
And why you not include me in turn?
(6+2vs6+3)
YOU GATHER ENERGY, BUT LICHETTE REACHES ACROSS SPACE TIME AND BITCH SLAPS YOU MAGICALLY.
"Yeah, no."
RESURRECT AS HOLOGRAM TWOPACK
(2+flava) YOU RESSURECT AS HOLO-PACK, WIELDING HOLO PISTOLS.
Chat. Ask brown-haired man who he is and if he could put his weapon away. Be polite.
Avoid cuddling Xantalos.
Sweet, I'm a boss! But why isn't Xantalos 5?
"Well, the big man doesn't like all the Pla-I mean, hero in-fighting. And no, I'm keeping this thing out. Might still need to destroy you all."
Wait what?
Retreat base to safe distance. Teleport all followers back to base to regroup.
Military Huh? Excellent. Coordinate between them and my military. Spy on Enemy.
Arrest and torture Corai for being Opposition Leader. Frame charges of Larceny.
Attempt to resume contact with Lichette, ask if she knows what the hell is up with the brown guy.
(4+3) YOU PICK UP YOUR BASE, AND THROW IT A FEW MILES, THEN TELEPORT EVERYONE INTO IT. (1+3vs6) THE MODERATE INFESTS MISKO WITH MODERATE THINKING!
(5+3vs3+3)
Lichette seems hesitant to tell you, but eventually decides in your favor.
"Well, I suppose you deserve to know. He's the first of the exterminators the universe itself sends. Magic incarnate is nothing compared to him. We'd have to band together to stop him, but I doubt that's happening."
*click*
The connection dies.
NPCs:
The brown-haired man continues sipping his tea, then looks over at GreatWyrm, apparently impressed by something.
"This is nothing like what I expected. Not too much death and destruction so far, actually. I expected much worse."
SINATRA:
"Why'd we run, Frank?"
"They got the hospital too. They destroyed it."
He glares back into the vortex.
"Oh, I thought you were running from the man?"
"Him?"
"Yeah, him. He's scary."
"What?"
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +3
Lieutenant: Xantalos +2
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
OMNICIDALISTS:
XANTALOS: LEADER +2
Lord Slowpoke
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