DESTROY THE YOU AT FINAL BOSS UNIVERSE. REMOVE IT FROM ALL TIMELINES, ALTERNATE FORMS OF EXISTENCE, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CONSTITUTE SUCH. EVERYTHING IS NOW IN THE NOTHING THAT PRECEDED CREATION.
(2+1) YOU HARNESS THE POWER OF THE DESTRUCTOR FROM TIMES FORGOTTEN, DISSOLVING A FEW SYRINGES THAT WERE FLUNG FROM THE HOSPITAL! ONLY A LOT MORE OT GO.
RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN MISKO'S WORLD. USE MODERATE AND LIBERAL STRATEGIES. PROMISE A WORLD BETTER THAN THE ONE MISKO PROMISES. BRIBE THE VOTERS TOO.
(4) YOU BECOME EL PRESIDENTE!
Haunt Dirg, and help build his honeymoon location from beyond the grave via necromancy. Also use ghostly and necromatic powers to stay on the rocket.
(5) YOU HURL SPECTRAL POWER AT HIM, GIVING HIM A BONUS. (1) THEN YOU THROW SUPER GLUE ON THE ROCKET, THEN FLOAT TOWARDS IT. SUPER GLUE DOESN'T EFFECT GHOSTS... BUT IT DOES EFFECT BACTERIAL COLONIES, AND ONE LODGES ONTO THE SHUTTLE.
...And my roll? Or did you miss it?
You know what? I's done. The universe is mad, eh?
DESTROY THE YOU AT FINAL BOSS UNIVERSE. REMOVE IT FROM ALL TIMELINES, ALTERNATE FORMS OF EXISTENCE, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CONSTITUTE SUCH. EVERYTHING IS NOW IN THE NOTHING THAT PRECEDED CREATION.
You destroyed yourself. More fodder.
Fuck.
STOP DISSOLVING. THEN HITCH A RIDE ON THE ROCKET.
"Don't leave us here!"
(2)YOU REMAIN DISSOLVING, AND ON THE GROUND.
kill myself and respawn as Burt gummer and kill Nazis with graboid killing gear
(3) YOU RESPAWN AS BERT FROM SESAME STREET AND (3vs4) GET KICKED BACK TO SESAME STREET.
"I'm fine dear, are you gonna have enough room to pilot this thing? Also who the hell is that?" ASK LICHETTE ABOUT BROWN HAIRED MAN AND IF THAT WAS WHO MORGAN FREEMAN WAS TALKING ABOUT. ATTEMPT TO SHRINK VORTHON TO THE SIZE OF A FLEA SO HE CAN FIT IN THE ROCKET.
"It's magic, don't worry, and as for that guy... I don't really know. I just had a forboding feeling, and with what I saw before... He's spooky, and I think he's got friends."
(6+5) YOU WASTE YOUR BONUS ON MAKING VORTHON THE PERFECT SIZE FOR THE SHIP, AS WELL AS FIXING THE SHIP TO MAKE IT FIT HIM.
>ENSURE ANNIHILATION OF FREAKS INSIDE VOID VORTEX
>REPAIR VOID VORTEX AND EXPAND IT
(2) YOU PROPOGATE THE DEMOPANS WITHIN THE VORTEX, CREATING THE DEMOVOID. (6) YOU DEVOTE YOUR TIME TO POWERING UP THE DEMOVOID VORTEX, WHICH IS SLOWLY DISSOLVING INTO YOUTUBE.
>FREAKS ARE NOT IN VOID.
>ONLY YOU AND I ARE IN VOID
>ESCAPE VOID. HAVE PAINIS CUPCAKE EAT DA_NANG
(3) YOUR ARM IS EXPELLED FROM THE VOID. (4) PAINIS BITES OFF A LITTLE BIT OF THE VOID.
NPCs:
The brown haired man takes a black rifle from his back, which has a red line going down the center of the barell. A cord from the back leads to a black pack on his back, which has a painting of a pale-white angel on it. Futuristic plate armor materializes onto him, and he twists a few knobs.
"C'mon guys, I don't want to do this the hard way. Please, just get along, or I'll have to kill all of you."
BOSSES:
DRUNK:
Yoink is drunk!
ROMANTIC:
(5+2) Lichette guides the ship to a smooth, controlled landing on new yoinkinium.
"Dirg, we've got to keep this place safe. Yoink will let us get married."
She forges a runic magical shield around Yoinkinium.
MODERATE:
RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN MISKO'S WORLD. USE MODERATE AND LIBERAL STRATEGIES. PROMISE A WORLD BETTER THAN THE ONE MISKO PROMISES. BRIBE THE VOTERS TOO.
Arrest Corai for working against the state.
What state?
Attend tea party via Aperture Science Artificial Intelligence Telelpresence Device. Invite NPC who insists he's an aspect of the universe. Heck, invite lichette. Call misko on vidoephone so he can join without being there.
Haunt Dirg, and help build his honeymoon location from beyond the grave via necromancy.
Aid action, or at least let Cassandra choose some Aperture Science products to borrow. Reasonable ones only.
YOU INVITE A GOOD DEAL OF PEOPLE TO VORTHONS TEA PARTY, INCLUDING THE BROWN-HAIRED MAN AND LICHETTE. BROWN-HAIRED MAN CAN COME, BUT LICHETTE GIVES YOU A DIFFERENT RESPONSE.
"Sorry, but you've betrayed me a good number of times, as well as that I'm busy escaping that doomed sector of space."
(4+2) YOU ALSO GRANT DIRG ABILITIES, USING THE MAGIC OF CAPITALISM, AND LAY OUT A SELECTION OF APERTURE PRODUCTS.
PALADIN:
Explain to brown man that all here are human, are at least rule by human emotions, and connot therefore stop fighting or work together in any aspect until they find you a threat.
RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN MISKO'S WORLD. USE MODERATE AND LIBERAL STRATEGIES. PROMISE A WORLD BETTER THAN THE ONE MISKO PROMISES. BRIBE THE VOTERS TOO.
Arrest Corai for working against the state.
DO THIS To New-Yoinkium Planets
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(2+3vs2+4)
"Damn, thought you would have improved since then."
(3+3vs4) THE MILITARY REVOLTS, AND TAKES OVER A GOOD PORTION OF THE PLANET IN YOUR NAME.
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +3
Lieutenant: Xantalos +2
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
OMNICIDALISTS:
XANTALOS: LEADER +2
Lord Slowpoke
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