Invite Lichette to picnic truce thing.
also:
July 28th
And the Arrogant Man Knew the Name of the King.
SHE COMES TO THE PICNIC, LOOKING AS GRACEFUL AS A BEING WHOSE SHAPE HASN'T BEEN DEFINED FOR A WHILE CAN BE.
"The Kitten Collective finds this hyper-chili to be delicious!"
Offer some hyper-chili to Mcclay.
(3) YOU ONLY SPILL A LITTLE ON HIM.
Rip GLaDos out, replace with self. Use magic to help.
Do systems check.
(4) YOU REPLACE GLaDos, AND (6) DO A SYSTEMS CHECK. THE INTENSITY OF YOUR CHECK STARTS BREAKING DOWN APERTURE!
"I SHALL BBQ THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MEAL! JOIN US HATED ENEMIES, BELOVED FRIENDS AND ASSICOATED HANGERS ON! LETS US MAKE MERRY AND EAT GOOD FOOD BEFORE WE GO BACK TO THE KILLING!" BARBAQUE THE SHIT OUT OF THE FOOD!
(2) YOU UNDERCOOKED IT!
"So. It has come to this. A picnic. This will require extremely delicate procedures."
>REFORM TO TRUE FORM. GO TO PICNIC AND ENSURE POSITIVE NET ANNIHILATION THROUGH EATING. LEAVE NO FOOD BEHIND.
(1) YOU REFORM INTO NOTHING. (2) PEOPLE ARE AT THE PICNIC, SO SOMETHING MUST BE THERE.
STOP TIME WHILE GOING TO THE PARTY
GET +2 BACK
(2) STOP! PARTY TIME! IT DOESN'T WORK AS WELL FOR YOU AS IT DID FOR HAMMER. (GM STUPIDITY) RESTORED!
Eat mah Breakfast Sandwich with Sausage, and keep my sword far away from Hans. Continue Picnic stuff.
(3) YOU SPILL ON YOUR SHINY SWORD... (5) BUT THE PICNIC OTHERWISE GOES WONDERFULLY.
Oh, and I bit you shortly before the picnic started, so you can become a liberal kobold lycanthrope if you like.
Oh yeah, Corai is a werewolf now.
Only if he wants to be. A potion of silver and Belladonna will cure you in the early stages.
Purchase potion of silver nad Belladonna. Find vampires blood.
You know what comes next GM.
Posted this in the OOC by accident. >.>
(4) POTION AND BLOOD ACQUIRED, BUT (2) THE GM HAS NO CLUE WHAT GOES NEXT.
PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.
(1+2) YOU GO TO THE TACO BELL 99 CENT MENU, AND BUY AN ENTREE. FOR YOU TO SHARE.
Ok. I am unhappy to be betrayed by my own seamen. All I was supposed to do is mess around with some conservative cats and leave them to rot, but all I did was make more conservatives. Now I am going to handle this the only way a black-undead-trollian-pirate can. Take out my nine sons by stabbing them in the stomach with anything and everything I find. They will not live!
(2) YOUR NINE SONS DEFEAT YOU USING THE POWER OF TEAMWORK! AND DEADLY WEAPONRY!
SERVE PINEAPPLE GOLEM/TOXIC WASTE CHEESECAKE
AND BY SERVE I MEAN FORCEFEED TO ALL MY ENEMIES.
PROBABLY EVERYONE
(6) THE FIRST VICTIM OF YOUR CHEESECAKE IS YOURSELF.
JOIN THE PICNIC, USE FOODS TO RECONSTRUCT BODY
(1) YOU USE THE FOODS TO RECONSTRUCT POMPEII, WHICH THEN TURNS ON YOU, AND TEARS YOU TO PIECES.
PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.
POSSESS MEAL
FATALLY POISON LICHETTE AND DIRG
AID ACTION
ENSURE PICNIC DOES NOT EXPLODE
(4+1v5+2 and 2+3) YOUR DARK SOUL MAGIC HAS NO EFFECT ON DIRG, BUT LICHETTE GETS THE RUNS! OH MY!
Sinatra:
Frank leapt down the ravine, his divine blood granting him footwork no mortal could match. The black rocks were unsteady, and a few even flew from under his feet, but he made it down to the child without major incident. She gave a small cough as he landed, so he approached her slowly and gently, trying not to suprise her. Her eyes were clouded, and her blonde hair was knocked over them in the fall. He gently scooped her tiny form into his arms, and leapt from the ravine with a mighty jump. He landed within the ruined chapel, and gently placed her on the floor, and waited for her eyes to flutter open.
BOSS TURNS:
DRUNKEN:
"WE'RE HAVING LUNCH. I THINK"
>EAT SOME WEDGES AND LOW-FAT SOUR CREAM
>KEEP AN EYE ON PICNIC, ENSURE NO BADNESS HAPPENS
>ALSO, SEARCH MOTORCYCLE GALAXY DESTROYING WEAPON W/ WHEELS FOR RADIO
YOU LAY DOWN WITH YOUR SNACKS, AND EAT THEM SLOWLY AND SAVORING EVERY BITE. THEN, ONCE YOU ARE FULL, YOU REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE A VEHICLE WHICH CAN DESTROY THE WORLD, AND YOU HAVEN'T CHECKED ITS RADIO YET. (1+3) FEAR, THE MEDIOCRITY OF THIS RADIO! YOU TURN ON CLASSIC ROCK, AND LAY DOWN. (5+3vs2+3) JUST MOMENTS AFTER YOU PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN, YOU FEEL A DARK MAGIC WORK ITS WAY THROUGH THE PALADINS, AND SUDDENLY SIT UP TO LOOK AROUND.
ROMANTIC:
"You find true love disgus- Oh!"
Lichette suddenly blushes after beginning her newest speech, and runs off to the bushes.
PALADIN:
(5+3vs2+3) DOWN NEAR THE EDGE OF THE GATHERING, MISKO MUTTERS A FEW CHANTS, AND WAVES HIS HANDS A LITTLE. SYMBOLS FORM UPON ALL OF THE PALADINS, AND YOINK SUDDENLY SITS UP. SOMETHING SINISTER IS GOING DOWN.
COMMENTARY:
Huh. Just realized, Lichette hasn't been a real lich for a while. She's a vaguely defined, vaguely protagonist being now.
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +3
Lieutenant: Xantalos +2
Legions:
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Wat:bukkitdinos
ok
i am no longer the docter
im too insane for that role.
FINAL FINAL FORM: A DEMONIC CHIA PET
faction: none
(6) YOU TAKE THE FORM OF A DEMONIC CHIA PET. A SUCCUBUS CHIA PET. EWW...
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
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