CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
(5) YOU TAKE OVER CO-PILOTING THE ENGINELESS SIDECAR. WAIT...
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
(1) YOU LEAP OFF THE SIDECAR, TO UTILIZE THE COCKPIT DOWN THERE. TURNS OUT, IT'S NOT UNDER THE WHEELS. THE REMAINS OF YOUR BODY ARE.
PERFORM HIGHLY COMPLICATED RITUAL TO TURN SUPER SINATRA INTO A GM CONTROLLED NPC
MOONWALK OUT OF JAILE
(6) IT INVOLVES RITUAL SUICIDE, BUT IT IS SUCCESSFUL. AS A CORPSE, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE. I'M SORRY.
The Kitten Collective shall attempt once more to resume its natural form shall take the form of a distinguished British gentleman, complete with monocle and bowler hat, before going to join the lichette in battle against the vile demon Misko27 the picnic/luncheon.
(5) YOU ADOPT THE FORM OF A GENTLEMAN, THEN HEAD OVER TO THE LUNCHEON.
"UNLEASH THE VOID!"
>RESURRECT FROM OLD SHREDS, EMPOWERED BY THE FULL FORCE OF THE VOID
(3) YOU BECOME A BUNCH OF SHREDS IN A VAGUELY DESK LIKE SHAPE.
ATTENDT THAT MOTHERFUCKING PARTY!b]
(6) YOU PARTY, BUT ARE NOT HEARTY ENOUGH, SO YOU TAKE A BREATHER.
"I'm not undead, I am a mechanical dragon! And what moron thinks CPU stands for Cranial Precarious Unarmored...thing...?"
Repair self. Locate that chamber where Wheatley replaced GLaDos. Replace GLaDos.
(4) YOU ARE A MECHA DRAGON AGAIN. (2) GLaDos doesn't fall for that shit again.
Discard my body, then stun the LICHETTE by possessing Dirg and striking her down while spewing hatred at her, after attending the party.
(6v1+2) YOU DISCARD YOUR BODY THEN POSESS DIRG, AT THE COST OF MAKING IT REALLY OBVIOUS THAT YOU'RE POSESSING HIM. (3vs3+3) THEN, LICHETTE BITCHSLAPS YOU OUT OF HIS BODY, SENDING YOU AND YOUR HATRED OUT IN AN ARC.
Take Greenstar's sword so I can be an undead Tzeentchian champion of the Catholic Miskopalian Church! Also, have Morgan Freeman God attack Greenstar! Cuz fuck that guy!
Have a picnic.
(3) YOU SHOW UP, SWORDLESS AND DEPRESSED. YOU'RE A DOWNER.
"This has gone on for far to long now."DISTRACT MISKO27 WITH LASER BEAM SPAM TO GIVE LICHETTE AN OPENING.
(3+2vs1+3) YOU CHARGE A LAZOR, AND FIRE IT AT MISKO, BUT IT IS BLOCKED BY
PICNIC POWAAAAAA!!!!WREX, WEREWOLF CANCELS ATTACK: ATTEND PARTY
(2) YOU PASS OUT JUST OUTSIDE THE PARK WALLS.
Oh fine,
SUMMON THE ULTIMATE TERROR THAT MISKO CAN IMAGINE...HAXXORS 
HE KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
(2) YOU SUMMON GREASY NERDS!
Summon my nine pirates and do what i said i would do. Liberaly hand out some but woopens to some conservitives.
(2) YARR! THESE PIRATES BE FISCAL CONSERVATIVES! THEY ABANDON YE!
Also, I have some orders for you, Yoink.
2 eggs on a roll, with bacon and cheese. What? I'm hungry.
If you can get one of those venison roast french dip sandwiches, I'd like one of those.
((No seriously I've made one of those before and they are fucking delisicous))
Can you get me an Insanity Bagel?
Sinatra:
Frank sat in a torn up chapel, most likely due to the typhoon of destruction and madness that had passed through the universe as a whole lately. He struggled through the alchohol muddying his senses and thoughts, trying to remember when it all began. July 28th. That's it. That's when a certain cloud seemed to come over the universe, one of madness, one of chaos, and one of carnage. He took another shot of booze, dulling the pain with self-medication. His eyes dropped down, and he stared at the cratered floor. He saw a slight hint of movement, far down in the abyss, nearly invisible. A shiver passed up his spine, and he craned over to look into it. A child. A girl, no older than nine, lay at the bottom of the ravine, badly injured.
PICNIC:
Also, I have some orders for you, Yoink.
2 eggs on a roll, with bacon and cheese. What? I'm hungry.
If you can get one of those venison roast french dip sandwiches, I'd like one of those.
((No seriously I've made one of those before and they are fucking delisicous))
Can you get me an Insanity Bagel?
...Any of you guys want, like, a donut or something. I'm going to the Intergalactic Tim
Hortons with Yoink and Miauw.
Can I get a large coffee with extra sugar and a little bit of milk? Oh, and a bearclaw, glazed with pure hate?
(5) DELICIOUS FOOD ARRIVES AND IS DELICIOUS.
BOSS TURNS:
"I do what I must. Church's lend false hope to the damned, opposing species fight against what must be done. I choose Man because, he is truly inferior. He is so utterly imcompetent compared to the most basic creatures on earth, and yet he perserveres. He is literally a thumb away from a hairless bonobo. A fat, senseless, (literally, mind you), slow, stubborn creature, unable to survive. Man hass exactly 3 Advantages. His Intelligence, the boundless energy constantly predicting, and conunter-predicting. His Resourcefullness, capable of changing almost any object into soemthing of worth, regardless of its previous state. And, thirdly, His perserverence. A man has no chance of beating a zebra in a race, but he can easily walk it to death ((I'm serious. Seriously, try it some time, you'll find few animals can match it.)) A Rhino is a mas of death, for all of 5 minutes. What happens if he goes above that? It dies of Adrenaline shock.
Man is the maker. He twists and turns till all makes sense. His dream is to incorporate the universe into his utopia. Other Species, COULD THEY KILL MAN? Yes, at least they once could. But, I make ths clear, THEY DIDN'T. THAT is the fundamental weakness. THEY ARE WEAK.
Evolution, you wish to hear of Evolution? Its time to advance civilization past this current stage in evolution. At one point, Ethics were needed to prevent savages from ruling. Now, It is the opposite that has come to rule. And now it is time to let the new generation take over. You call me a hypocrite only due to your intensely narrow mind, where someone is only a hypocrite for not doing "good". There is no good but the greater good, and It is this which I serve. The good of True rationalitiy. If The world was populated by people like you, no one would have ever escaped the middle ages, too stuck up in your beliefs, killing the unbelievers and Heretics.
BTW: You want to know whats sooooooo interesting? For someone who supposedly holds the moral highground, your losing quite a number of followers. I have recieved messages from some bearing their allegiance, or loyalty, putting out feelers to see of a possiblity for protection. Others wander off to more drunken-antics, upset by the lack of a quick victory. So, Please, Explain that. Explain why my followers grow larger in number. EXPLAIN."
ATTEND PARTY
ALSO DEMAND THAT GM FIX TEAM ACTIONS. I mean seriously. 3 people working by themselves can accomplish a goal better then working together. I mean hell. All of a sudden, your roll is reduced to one. I mean seriously. Mayeb replae it with 2, or at least give a chance for more in any case.
(4+3) YOU RANT AT LICHETTE, SHE RANTS BACK, THEN YOU GO TO A LUNCHEON WITH YOUR OTHER WARRIORS.
"You say that you choose man, because he is intelligent, because he has will, because he is resourceful. That, in itself, is a failed arguement. You speak of intelligence as if it were unique, but man is but an ameboa compared to the Tau. You say they, are less intelligent, less creative than man? Those who fight with cannons which fire sheer energy, inferior to those who fight with rockets? Then, you say that resourcefulness makes them special, makes them unique. You ignore the Orcs. Man was given metal, wood, and a multitude of other things. His resources were many in number, and many in type. The Orcs were given nearly nothing. They worked with what they had, and consistently rose up to challenge Man, defeating him in battle as often as they were defeated, until both of them saw the stupidity of the war, and simply stopped fighting. You say he has will, that he has perseverance, but that is found in abundance within the Dwarves. Dwarves live within the earth, they have to dig out their existence. Man simply throws together some rocks, some wood, and calls it good. The dwarves walk into a mountain, and dig into it. For years, they work like this, pick onto rock, slowly chipping out a home. Then, a demon is unleashed, and they flee their work. However, they do not give up. They do not take the easy way out, They go to another mountain, and dig out another home.
You say that your numbers demonstrate that you're more moral, but why would the moral high ground hold more followers? It's much easier, much more satisfying, to fall into darkness and to give in. The path of self-control is long, and it is treacherous, and it is indeed easy to fall from.
That is why your numbers are more. However, one can always stand up, and climb the path again, and not wallow in the filth below. That's my hope. That's my drive. That eventually, everyone, even you, can gain the vision to see past your own needs, your own whims, and stand up for life and existence as a whole. But, if you don't move, progress will not halt. If you try and stop progress, we have to stop you."
Drunks:
"DON'T THANK ME YET. THIS IS GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE"
>STARE AT MIAUW SUDDENLY APPEARING IN SIDECAR
WAIT DO GALAXY-DESTROYING MOTORBIKE-THINGS HAVE SIDECARS?
>SPEED ALONG FULL-THROTTLE, OUTDISTANCE PURSUERS, SWERVE TO AVOID FALLING EVERYTHING
>ALSO STOP FOR DRIVE-THRU COFFEE (BE SURE TO ASK EVERYONE HOW THEY HAVE THEIRS)
"I HOPE THIS THING HAS CUPHOLDERS"
(3+2) YOU DRIVE MASTERFULLY, EVADING THE FALLING ALL OF EXISTANCE. (3+2) THEN, YOU ORDER DRIVE-THRU COFEE FOR A MASSIVE GROUP OF PEOPLE. YOU CHUG YOURS, AND FEEL MORE OF THAT ODD POWER.
Romantics:
"Sorry Dirg, one of them possessed you. That's why I slapped you."
She makes it up to Dirg with a quick kiss, then turns to look at Yoink.
"Uh... Sir Yoink? Thanks for saving us, but what're we doing?"
COMMENTARY:
ALSO DEMAND THAT GM FIX TEAM ACTIONS. I mean seriously. 3 people working by themselves can accomplish a goal better then working together. I mean hell. All of a sudden, your roll is reduced to one. I mean seriously. Mayeb replae it with 2, or at least give a chance for more in any case.
((Just declare that you all give your effort to help one guy. If you all say different actions, I would have to look all the way through the turn to add them together. If you say "help x" then x will get a +1 bonus. If you say "I help x by hurling Legos at the mound", then that will be in the flavor of x's turn.))
Oh, and Lichette doesn't know about the picnic, remember?
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +3
Lieutenant: Xantalos +2
Legions:
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Wat:bukkitdinos
ok
i am no longer the docter
im too insane for that role.
FINAL FINAL FORM: A DEMONIC CHIA PET
faction: none
(6) YOU TAKE THE FORM OF A DEMONIC CHIA PET. A SUCCUBUS CHIA PET. EWW...
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
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