Right. I'm the Tyranids. I got this shit.
Bite? That implies a singular event. CONSUME THE GOLEM.
(2) YOU HURT YOUR POOR TEETH ON THE GOLEM. A WHOLE SWARM OF TYRANID LIE BEFORE THE GOLEM, RUBBING THEIR ACHING JAWS. DAMN. HE'S GOOD.
...I should probably be in the dick category now.
Anyways, KILL THE GM. THIS WILL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE BUT ALSO STOP LICH.
(4) OFOFOFO. YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL M GBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBV
((I DID, IN FACT JUST SLAM MY HEAD ON THE KEYBOARD.))
ENROLL LICH IN PRIVATE SCHOOL.
(4)HE COMES BACK, A TRUE WORLD DESTROYING GENTLEMAN.
"WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE!" FORCIBLY COMBINE WITH OTHER HEROES AND USE ORB OF TEAM WORK TO FIRE BEAMS AT LICH AND GOLEM.
(1) YOU JUMP INTO THE VACUUM OF SPACE, SEEKING TO RETURN TO THE POLICE OFFICERS AND FIREFIGHTERS, THE REAL HEROES.
"WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE!" FORCIBLY COMBINE WITH OTHER HEROES AND USE ORB OF TEAM WORK TO FIRE BEAMS AT LICH AND GOLEM.
OBJECTION
THERE IS NO TEAM IF ENTIRE TEAM IS ONE PERSON
PROCEED TO RETRIEVE LAW ORB AND DISTRIBUTE LAW
(6) YOUR ARGUEMENT, WHILE STUNNING, IS NON-VALID, AS HE IS NOW FLOATING IN SPACE. (6) YOU DO SUE THE LICH, AND TAKE THE LAW ORB HOWEVER. JUST THEN, PHEONIX WRIGHT COMES, FROM LIKE 15 PAGES AGO, AND COUNTER-SUES, TAKING THE CHAOS ORB, AS WELL AS THE LAW ORB BACK!
Someone hijacked my incinerator and turned it into a tiny colossus?
On ACCIDENT?
>Evacuate temple where the incinerator was
>Destroy incinerator colossus
>While doing so, preach the faith of misko27.
(5) EVERYONE LEAVES THE TEMPLE, IN RECORD TIME. GOOD THING YOU HAD ALL THOSE FIRE DRILLS.(4) YOU CHOP OFF THE INCINERATOR COLLOSUS' ARM, CAUSING ME TO REALIZE HOW VAGUELY DEFINED IT IS.
Respawn, enter dating sim mode, make the mafia boss's brachiosaurus daughter fall into unconditional love with me in a matter of hours, submit high score.
(6) YOU DO SO. THE MAFIA BOSS BRACHIOSAURUS GUNS YOU DOWN FOR TOUCHING HIS DAUGHTER.
>ICECREAM VIAGRA
>WATCH HOW THE DISTURBED LICH GIVES YOU ALL OF HIS ORBS
(6) IT'S DISTURBING, DISGUSTING, AND RESULTS IN MARBLE ORBS BEING DROPPED ONTO YOUR SKULL AND CRUSHING YOU.
>ICECREAM VIAGRA
>WATCH HOW THE DISTURBED LICH GIVES YOU ALL OF HIS ORBS
As the lich's subcontious (still claming that title) I will
1. absorb the effects of the Viagra Icecream and
2.turn it into energy for the lich
(6)TOO MUCH POWER! IT IS JETTISONED AS AN ORB OF MANA, WHICH ROLLS ONTO RAPTORS BODY.
RELOAD SHAKER OF DESTINY AND.....
SCREW IT GET UP FROM CHRUCH AND GRAB SWORD! WITH BANANAS!
(2) YOU RELOAD THE CHURCH, GET UP FROM THE SHAKER, AND GRAB THE WITH! SWORD BANANAS! WAIT, WHAT?
ROLL ORB OVER GOLEM, SQUASHING HIM UNDER THE WEIGHT OF AN ENTIRE STAGE.
(also, guys, we really, REALLY need to do something now. We promptly failed everything, i lost half my meta-magic and if this fails, i'll probably have to spend 5 turns trying to reincarnate)
(1) YOU ROLL YOURSELF INTO THE GOLEM. LITERALLY. YOU AND THE GOLEM HAVE BECOME ONE. AS IN, YOU HAVE INCREASED THE GOLEMS POWER EXPONENTIALLY. YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL IT, REMEMBER?
WTH Spinal? You totally just skipped over me
WAIT I WENT TO JAIL FOR MOLESTING MYSELF?
STEAL LICHS LAW ORB BY USING HEART POWERS TO SHOW HIM PORN OF SELF UNTIL HE RELENTS.
THEN FILE FOR A MISTRIAL
((Please, don't expect me to get everyone every time. I don't have a player list to check through or anything, so it can be difficult.))
(5) HE RELENTS DOING WHATEVER HE WAS. I THINK HE KIND OF ABANDONED YOU AFTER YOU GOT ARRESTED THOUGH, SO I DON'T GET THAT. (5) YOU THEN FILE FOR A MISTRIAL, EARNING YOUR FREEDOM!
BOSS TURN:
The now female Lich leaps into her golem, where they join into one being. It swings the blade at Xantalos, and the blade flouresces with multi-shaded light before seperating Xantalos into many different pieces.
BOSS STATUS
Magic Incarnate
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Misko
Gun-TCM
Slademantine-Golem
Chocolate-Great Golem
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Great Golem
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Great Golem
Mud-Great Golem
Light-Great Golem
Imagination-Great Golem
Law-Lich
MINIONS
ZOMARA
1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard
GREAT GOLEM
NEUTRAL
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY
HEROES
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
GREATWYRMGOLD, A DRAGON, AND THE POPE OF MISKO
YOINK, THE RETURNER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, TWOPACK
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, CTHULU
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
MISKO, THE GOD OF FLAME AND MUSIC
ARENA STATUS
DICK
BFFL
XANTALOS, HUGE ASSHOLE
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