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[BFEL]

Do I need to roll to face palm?

YES, and you'll probably roll a 6 and tear your face off on accident.

[Spinal_Taper]

GREENSTAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

Quick, everyone dump their orbs in the incinerator and forge them into the ultimate orb.

(1) YOU TAKE YOUR ORBS, AND CAST THEM INTO THE INCINERATOR. WHAT'S THAT MAGICAL CORRUPTION SOUND? WHY'S THE SWORD SUDDENLY GLOWING PURPLE? OH... MY. WHY'S THE INCINERATOR SUDDENLY AN 8-FOOT COLLOSUS, WIELDING THE MOST POWERFUL BLADE IN THE UNIVERSE, AND BEING CONTROLLED BY THE LICH? OH, YOU, THAT'S RIGHT.

Mmm, wrench. Consume the Lich!

Wait, what happens when we kill the Lich?

(4) YOU TAKE A HEARTY BITE OUT OF THE 9-FOOT SLADEMANTINE VEINED, STONE COLOSSUS.

QUICKLY USE BANANA ARM LIKE PORTAL GUN.

USE TO GET SWORD FROM INCINERATOR. USE DONATED ORBS TO POWER EVEN FURTHER

(6) YOU LEAP INTO THE GOLEM, REACHING FOR ITS BLADE. YOU TAKE IT, AND HOLD IT ALOFT TO CHANNEL ITS POWER, SHORTLY BEFORE YOU ARE CRUSHED BY ITS MASSIVE FIST.

>Get unused orbs.
>If successful, goto 6.
>If not successful, go to boss and kick it yo knock off orbs.
>If 3 is successful, goto 6.
>If 3 is unsuccessful, goto 11.
>Put orbs into incinerator.
>Activate incinerator.
>Check orbs.
>If orbs are incinerated, rejoice and find more.
>If orbs are not incinerated, goto 11.
>Be sad

THE ORBS ARE ALL BUSY BEING USED TO CREATE A HEAVING MONSTROSITY OF A GOLEM. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. YOU DO, HOWEVER, RUSH THE LICH, AND (4) KICK THE LAW ORB RIGHT OUT.

>SPAM ICECREAM

>TURN ALL OF THE NEXT (2)S INTO ICECREAM

>USE THE POWER OF TEAMWORK

(6) YOU GO TO A FORUM AND POST ABOUT VIAGRA.

Bitchslap the Lich.

(3) YOU SLAP THE LICH, BUT IT'S NOT BITCHY ENOUGH. STILL STINGS.

Summon the economy orb, create small business in hell with aid of economy orb.

(4) YOU CREATE AN ORB COMPOSED OF THE SHIFTING TIDES OF MONEY, WITH AN IMAGE OF A BEAR ON ONE SIDE, AND A BULL ON THE OTHER. (3) YOU CREATE A GUNS, LIQUOR, AND HOOKERS STORE. INSTA-GHETTO OCCURS.

Spread my business into the dinosaur district of the underworld. I shall take over dinosaur hell with my magic ghetto. And economic dependency.

(1) YOU ARE SWIFTLY TAKEN OUT BY THE DINOSAUR MAFIA, WHO DON'T APPRECIATE OTHERS HEADING ONTO THEIR TURF.

beat the Lich across the head and shoulders with an LCD monitor.

^this. Final attack, using LCD MONITER
LEND  MY POWER AND LCD MONITER TO TEAMWORK GUYS
CREATE ARMY OF FRIENDLY FROST-DEMONS TO AID IN THE TEAMWORK

Whats with the Teamwork and orb-sharing going on?

(4) TAKE THIS! MONITOR FINISH! YOU DROP A MONITOR ON IT, CRACKING ONE OF ITS LAYERS OF ARMOR. (2) SADLY, THE TEAMWORK GUYS ARE TOO BUSY BEING SABOTAUGED BY XANTALOS.

BE HOLOGRAM TWOPACK

USE ANAZING RESURRECTION CONCERT TO STUN LICH INTO SUBMISSION

(1) YOU ARE A HOLOGRAM OF A CORPSE (TOO SOON?). (2) THE FUNERAL IS VERY DEPRESSING, EVEN WITH THE BEAT AND DANCERS.

PRAY TO SHEOGORATH FOR AN ORB OF TEAMWORK TO VANQUISH LICH. OFFER ORB OF CHAOS AS OFFERING

(5) THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD ORB. LIKE INSANELY GOOD.

USE DUAL META-MAGIC TO SWAP SHAPES WITH LICH, GETTING ALL THE ORBS HE HAS, THEN JUMP IN THE INCINERATOR TO REMOVE ALL ORBS IN POSSESION OF THE LICH AND STOP PRODUCTION OF NEW ORBS.

(2) HE HAS ONE ORB. NOW HE HAS TWO, AND IS FREE. YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A NOW USELESS ORB.

BOSS TURN:
He has a shin-dig with his golem.

BOSS STATUS

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Magic Incarnate
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Misko
Gun-TCM
Slademantine-Golem
Chocolate-Great Golem
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Great Golem
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Great Golem
Mud-Great Golem
Light-Great Golem
Imagination-Great Golem
Law-Lich

MINIONS

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ZOMARA
1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard
GREAT GOLEM

NEUTRAL

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WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY

HEROES

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GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
GREATWYRMGOLD, A DRAGON, AND THE POPE OF MISKO
YOINK, THE RETURNER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SCP-682/OOMPA LOOMPA
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, TWOPACK
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, CTHULU
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
MISKO, THE GOD OF FLAME AND MUSIC

ARENA STATUS

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GALAXY CENTER

DICK

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BFFL

[Hanslanda]

Right. I'm the Tyranids. I got this shit.

Bite? That implies a singular event. CONSUME THE GOLEM.

[Xantalos]

...I should probably be in the dick category now.
Anyways, KILL THE GM. THIS WILL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE BUT ALSO STOP LICH.

[misko27]

LCD MONITER POWER FTW.

Also, seriously? Did we just lose halfof all our orbs, and forge them into massive enemy on the lich's side?  This reminds me of the begining of the game, where a battle with a lich turned for the worse when someone made him the horsemen of death.

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USE MUSIC TO TURN FROST-DEMON ARMY ANGRY AT THE GOLEM AND VIOLENT.
LAUNCH ATTACK ON GOLEM'S POSITION.
ATTEMPT TO RESTEAL ORBS FROM GOLEM
FROST-DEMON ARMY RETREATS AND REGROUPS.

EDIT:

...I should probably be in the dick category now.

DO THIS.

[Xantalos]

LCD MONITER POWER FTW.

Also, seriously? Did we just lose halfof all our orbs, and forge them into massive enemy on the lich's side?  This reminds me of the begining of the game, where a battle with a lich turned for the worse when someone made him the horsemen of death.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

USE MUSIC TO TURN FROST-DEMON ARMY ANGRY AT THE GOLEM AND VIOLENT.
LAUNCH ATTACK ON GOLEM'S POSITION.
ATTEMPT TO RESTEAL ORBS FROM GOLEM
FROST-DEMON ARMY RETREATS AND REGROUPS.

Sorry guys. Hopefully I can rectify this by destroying reality.

[Hanslanda]

Nah, let's eat it. It's pretty tasty honestly.

[Corai]

ENROLL LICH IN PRIVATE SCHOOL.

[Hanslanda]

ENROLL LICH IN PRIVATE SCHOOL.

...
Listen, I already pretended to be his parents. He hates them. He's going to hate private school. Just... Let him do his thing, you know? It's just a phase. He'll grow out of it.

[Dirg]

"WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE!" FORCIBLY COMBINE WITH OTHER HEROES AND USE ORB OF TEAM WORK TO FIRE BEAMS AT LICH AND GOLEM.

[LordSlowpoke]

"WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE!" FORCIBLY COMBINE WITH OTHER HEROES AND USE ORB OF TEAM WORK TO FIRE BEAMS AT LICH AND GOLEM.

OBJECTION

THERE IS NO TEAM IF ENTIRE TEAM IS ONE PERSON

PROCEED TO RETRIEVE LAW ORB AND DISTRIBUTE LAW

[GreatWyrmGold]

Someone hijacked my incinerator and turned it into a tiny colossus?
On ACCIDENT?

>Evacuate temple where the incinerator was
>Destroy incinerator colossus
>While doing so, preach the faith of misko27.

[zomara0292]

. . . . use the lich's energy to create a new orb. The one of Poison.
Mix poison orb with my artifact gun to make the dual "life snapper" artifact pistols.

Skipped me. Again. 

[peglegpengeuin]

Respawn, enter dating sim mode, make the mafia boss's brachiosaurus daughter fall into unconditional love with me in a matter of hours, submit high score.

[raptorfangamer]

>ICECREAM VIAGRA

>WATCH HOW THE DISTURBED LICH GIVES YOU ALL OF HIS ORBS