GREENSTAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
Quick, everyone dump their orbs in the incinerator and forge them into the ultimate orb.
(1) YOU TAKE YOUR ORBS, AND CAST THEM INTO THE INCINERATOR. WHAT'S THAT MAGICAL CORRUPTION SOUND? WHY'S THE SWORD SUDDENLY GLOWING PURPLE? OH... MY. WHY'S THE INCINERATOR SUDDENLY AN 8-FOOT COLLOSUS, WIELDING THE MOST POWERFUL BLADE IN THE UNIVERSE, AND BEING CONTROLLED BY THE LICH? OH, YOU, THAT'S RIGHT.
Mmm, wrench. Consume the Lich!
Wait, what happens when we kill the Lich?
(4) YOU TAKE A HEARTY BITE OUT OF THE 9-FOOT SLADEMANTINE VEINED, STONE COLOSSUS.
QUICKLY USE BANANA ARM LIKE PORTAL GUN.
USE TO GET SWORD FROM INCINERATOR. USE DONATED ORBS TO POWER EVEN FURTHER
(6) YOU LEAP INTO THE GOLEM, REACHING FOR ITS BLADE. YOU TAKE IT, AND HOLD IT ALOFT TO CHANNEL ITS POWER, SHORTLY BEFORE YOU ARE CRUSHED BY ITS MASSIVE FIST.
>Get unused orbs.
>If successful, goto 6.
>If not successful, go to boss and kick it yo knock off orbs.
>If 3 is successful, goto 6.
>If 3 is unsuccessful, goto 11.
>Put orbs into incinerator.
>Activate incinerator.
>Check orbs.
>If orbs are incinerated, rejoice and find more.
>If orbs are not incinerated, goto 11.
>Be sad
THE ORBS ARE ALL BUSY BEING USED TO CREATE A HEAVING MONSTROSITY OF A GOLEM. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. YOU DO, HOWEVER, RUSH THE LICH, AND (4) KICK THE LAW ORB RIGHT OUT.
>SPAM ICECREAM
>TURN ALL OF THE NEXT (2)S INTO ICECREAM
>USE THE POWER OF TEAMWORK
(6) YOU GO TO A FORUM AND POST ABOUT VIAGRA.
Bitchslap the Lich.
(3) YOU SLAP THE LICH, BUT IT'S NOT BITCHY ENOUGH. STILL STINGS.
Summon the economy orb, create small business in hell with aid of economy orb.
(4) YOU CREATE AN ORB COMPOSED OF THE SHIFTING TIDES OF MONEY, WITH AN IMAGE OF A BEAR ON ONE SIDE, AND A BULL ON THE OTHER. (3) YOU CREATE A GUNS, LIQUOR, AND HOOKERS STORE. INSTA-GHETTO OCCURS.
Spread my business into the dinosaur district of the underworld. I shall take over dinosaur hell with my magic ghetto. And economic dependency.
(1) YOU ARE SWIFTLY TAKEN OUT BY THE DINOSAUR MAFIA, WHO DON'T APPRECIATE OTHERS HEADING ONTO THEIR TURF.
beat the Lich across the head and shoulders with an LCD monitor.
^this. Final attack, using LCD MONITER
LEND MY POWER AND LCD MONITER TO TEAMWORK GUYS
CREATE ARMY OF FRIENDLY FROST-DEMONS TO AID IN THE TEAMWORK
Whats with the Teamwork and orb-sharing going on?
(4) TAKE THIS! MONITOR FINISH! YOU DROP A MONITOR ON IT, CRACKING ONE OF ITS LAYERS OF ARMOR. (2) SADLY, THE TEAMWORK GUYS ARE TOO BUSY BEING SABOTAUGED BY XANTALOS.
BE HOLOGRAM TWOPACK
USE ANAZING RESURRECTION CONCERT TO STUN LICH INTO SUBMISSION
(1) YOU ARE A HOLOGRAM OF A CORPSE (TOO SOON?). (2) THE FUNERAL IS VERY DEPRESSING, EVEN WITH THE BEAT AND DANCERS.
PRAY TO SHEOGORATH FOR AN ORB OF TEAMWORK TO VANQUISH LICH. OFFER ORB OF CHAOS AS OFFERING
(5) THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD ORB. LIKE INSANELY GOOD.
USE DUAL META-MAGIC TO SWAP SHAPES WITH LICH, GETTING ALL THE ORBS HE HAS, THEN JUMP IN THE INCINERATOR TO REMOVE ALL ORBS IN POSSESION OF THE LICH AND STOP PRODUCTION OF NEW ORBS.
(2) HE HAS ONE ORB. NOW HE HAS TWO, AND IS FREE. YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A NOW USELESS ORB.
BOSS TURN:
He has a shin-dig with his golem.
BOSS STATUS
Magic Incarnate
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Misko
Gun-TCM
Slademantine-Golem
Chocolate-Great Golem
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Great Golem
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Great Golem
Mud-Great Golem
Light-Great Golem
Imagination-Great Golem
Law-Lich
MINIONS
ZOMARA
1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard
GREAT GOLEM
NEUTRAL
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY
HEROES
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
GREATWYRMGOLD, A DRAGON, AND THE POPE OF MISKO
YOINK, THE RETURNER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SCP-682/OOMPA LOOMPA
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, TWOPACK
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, CTHULU
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
MISKO, THE GOD OF FLAME AND MUSIC
ARENA STATUS
DICK