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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 656352 times)

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« Reply #1110 on: September 19, 2012, 08:13:55 am »

chain 5 copies of Nahal's Reckless Dweomer, followed by a magic missile at the darkness.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« Reply #1111 on: September 19, 2012, 09:46:34 am »

>wait, if this is the final final final boss.

>and the final boss was weak to teamwork...

>USE ICECREAM RANGER TEAMWORK

>I BE THE BLUE ICECREAM

>MOAR TEAMWORK NEEDED
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« Reply #1112 on: September 19, 2012, 10:16:59 am »

(wait, i have two meta-magic orbs? nice)

CHALLENGE BOSS TO RAP-OFF ON SELF. USE PREVIOUSLY AQUIRED AND LONG FORGOTTEN TRAP DOOR TO TRAP HIM
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« Reply #1113 on: September 19, 2012, 01:47:16 pm »

You know fellas, I believe you're doing something wrong. You know, or even care, about the things you did last round.

Moving on now.

STEAL THE ORB OF WRENCH AND REVERSE ITS POLARISATION WITH A VISUAL BASIC GUI INTERFACE
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« Reply #1114 on: September 19, 2012, 04:01:17 pm »

EAT THE ORB OF HEART, BECOMING THE CRAPPY KID FROM CAPTAIN PLANET. YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRL, BUT WAS ACTUALLY A INDIAN BOY.
AFTERWARDS, MOLEST MYSELF BECAUSE THATS ABOUT ALL IM GOOD FOR.

YAY CHEAP LAUGHS
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« Reply #1115 on: September 19, 2012, 07:42:04 pm »

CATCH WRENCH. USE TO MAKE ULTIMATE HERO WEAPON.

PREFERABLY USING MY BANANA ARM. THE SALT SHAKER WOULD BE GOOD TOO.
(6) YOU CATCH THE WRENCH WITH YOUR BANANA ARM, AND GET TO FORGING. YOU RUN OVER TO THE INCINERATOR, AND START DUMPING THINGS IN. YOU CHANT THE ANCIENT DWARVERN FORGING RUNES, AND GAZE INTO THE INCINERATOR. OTHER THAN THE BLINDNESS SURGING THOUGH YOUR VISION, YOU SEE A SHINING, GOLDEN SWORD. BLUE SPARKS COURSE UP ITS SLADEMANTINE BLADE, ORIGINATING FROM THE ORBS EMBEDDED IN ITS HILT, TO THE TIP OF THE BLADE, WHERE THEY EXPLODE LIKE A SMALL MAGICAL FIREWORK. THE HILT ITSELF IS ORNATELY CARVED, WITH A STEADY, BUT BEAUTIFUL GRIP, SIDED ON BOTH SIDES BY ASIAN DRAGON HEADS WHICH SEEM APT TO TAKE FLIGHT FROM THE HILT, AND SOAR TO COMBAT YOUR FOES. THE ISSUE BEING, OF COURSE, THAT YOU CAN'T REACH INTO THE FLAME TO GRAB IT.

I don't kill people with 6's.

>Be glad gold dragons are immune to fire.
>Update status to mention that I am the pope or whatever like you said a few updates ago.
>Hinder everyones' attempts to destroy the universe.
>Place orbs into incinerator.
>Activate incinerator.
>Check orbs.
>If orbs are incinerated, rejoice and find more.
>If orbs are intact, cry and create portal to Aperture Science labs.
(2) YOU STAND IN THE CENTER OF THE BATTLEGROUND, WARNING PEOPLE OF THE EVILS OF WAR. (3) YOU THEN ASSIST GREENSTAR BY THROWING ORBS INTO THE INCINERATOR. THEY'RE KIND OF IN A SWORD.

Get sladeamantine orb, use it to form all the sladeamantine blood into an infinitely thin, infinitely long, and indestructible line of sladeamantine. Spin it a lot to slice everything (even the universe) into itty bitty pieces.
(1) "I CAN GET THE ORB, I JUST NEED TO REACH WITHIN THE INCINERATOR... THAT'S HOT, OH GOD! THAT'S HOT!"

WONDER IF I SHOULD STILL HAVE CHAOS ORB AFTER THROWING IT AT GREENSTAR. MAKE MEH NOISE INSTEAD AND BURST OUT OF PADDED CELL USING MILK POWERS TO BRAINWASH THE STAFF.
(3) IT'S CHAOS, YOU CAN'T REALLY TELL, NOW CAN YOU?

SHOOT GUN MAGIC AT WRENCHES

HAVE HOMIES SHOOT AT MORE MAGIC

SUMMON GENGHIS KHAN AND HAVE HIM RAPE ALL THE LICH

(5) YOU BREAK DOWN THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE, AND DROP INTO MATRIX MODE. MANIPULATING THE LAWS OF TIME-SPACE ITSELF, YOU DROP ONTO THE GROUND, SLIDING ACROSS THE FLOOR AND GUNNING DOWN ALL THE WRENCHES WITH EXPLOSIVE BULLETS. (1) "FIRE!" "DUHH... OKAY BOSS, AT WHERE?" "THE BAD GUY, OF COURSE!" AFTER A QUICK MENTAL BATTLE OVER THE TRUE NATURE OF GOOD AND EVIL, THEY DECIDE THAT ALL THOSE WHO COMMIT SIN ARE TRUELY EVIL, AND GUN YOU DOWN, AFTERWARDS KILLING THEMSELVES.

HAVE SON CREATE FROST SHIELD TO PROTECT HEROES
RUST ONCOMING WRENCHES
USE TRIPLE ORB POWER TO LAUNCH SUPER COUNTER-ATTACK AT LICH.

(6) YOUR SON LIFTS THE ORB INTO THE SKY, WHEREUPON ICE JETS OUT OF IT, FORMING A SHIELD AROUND THE HEROES. HE HAS HIS EYES CLOSED HOWEVER, AND DOES NOT STOP JETTING OUT ICE. THE SHIELD THICKENS TO SUCH A LEVEL, THAT IT IS NEARLY UNBREAKABLE. (2) YEAH! RUST THE AIR! (2) YOU SWING THE ORBS ABOUT, SCREAMING ABOUT YOUR FINAL ATTACK!

CONSUME THE WRENCH.
(3) WHO NEEDS DENTAL HEALTH! YOU JUST ATE A WRENCH!

Summon the economy orb, create small business in hell with aid of economy orb.
(4) YOU CREATE AN ORB COMPOSED OF THE SHIFTING TIDES OF MONEY, WITH AN IMAGE OF A BEAR ON ONE SIDE, AND A BULL ON THE OTHER. (3) YOU CREATE A GUNS, LIQUOR, AND HOOKERS STORE. INSTA-GHETTO OCCURS.

chain 5 copies of Nahal's Reckless Dweomer, followed by a magic missile at the darkness.
(76) (5) (4) (6) (73) THE ORB GROWS MAGICAL ARMS, AND BEGINS SCRATCHING ITSELF. MEANWHILE, YOU ALSO BEGIN TO ITCH, GLOW, AND CALL FIREBALLS ONTO YOURSELF. ALSO, A REMAINING SPELL COUNTER APPEARS, AND INCREMENTS TO ONE.

>wait, if this is the final final final boss.

>and the final boss was weak to teamwork...

>USE ICECREAM RANGER TEAMWORK

>I BE THE BLUE ICECREAM

>MOAR TEAMWORK NEEDED
(2) YOU SUMMON A GROUP OF COSPLAYERS. NOT THE HOT TYPE EITHER. THE EWW TYPE. (6) YOU, HOWEVER, COSPLAY NEAR-PERFECTLY. VERY WELL. IN FACT, ALLL OF THE ICECREAM RANGERS FOES APPROACH YOU, WEAPONS AT THE READY.

(wait, i have two meta-magic orbs? nice)

CHALLENGE BOSS TO RAP-OFF ON SELF. USE PREVIOUSLY AQUIRED AND LONG FORGOTTEN TRAP DOOR TO TRAP HIM
(2) YOU AND THE LICH STAND ON TOP OF AN OLDER FORM OF YOURSELF, BEFORE YOU START RAPPING. (2) MID-LYRIC, YOU OPEN UP BENEATH HIM, WHICH HE HOVERS ABOVE, SEEMINGLY UNEFFECTED.

You know fellas, I believe you're doing something wrong. You know, or even care, about the things you did last round.

Moving on now.

STEAL THE ORB OF WRENCH AND REVERSE ITS POLARISATION WITH A VISUAL BASIC GUI INTERFACE
(5) YOU SIMPLY IMAGINE THE ORB CLOSER TO YOU, KNOWING THAT THE IMAGINATION ORB WAS NO LONGER CONTROLLED BY THE VILLAIN. (1) HOWEVER, ONCE YOU TAKE THE ORB, YOU SIMPLY START HITTING IT ON THE GROUND, EXPECTING THAT TO TRIGGER IT. IT DOESN'T, MORE OF FIRING WRENCHES AT YOU.

EAT THE ORB OF HEART, BECOMING THE CRAPPY KID FROM CAPTAIN PLANET. YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRL, BUT WAS ACTUALLY A INDIAN BOY.
AFTERWARDS, MOLEST MYSELF BECAUSE THATS ABOUT ALL IM GOOD FOR.

YAY CHEAP LAUGHS
(6) YOU BECOME THE RULE 63'D VERSION OF THE INDIAN DUDE. (4) IT'S A BIT TOO ATTRACTIVE, BUT YOU FEEL YOURSELF UP SUCCESSFULLY. DISGUSTING.

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« Reply #1116 on: September 19, 2012, 07:45:42 pm »

GREENSTAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

Quick, everyone dump their orbs in the incinerator and forge them into the ultimate orb.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« Reply #1117 on: September 19, 2012, 07:45:56 pm »

Mmm, wrench. Consume the Lich!

Wait, what happens when we kill the Lich?
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« Reply #1118 on: September 19, 2012, 07:49:43 pm »

QUICKLY USE BANANA ARM LIKE PORTAL GUN.

USE TO GET SWORD FROM INCINERATOR. USE DONATED ORBS TO POWER EVEN FURTHER
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« Reply #1119 on: September 19, 2012, 07:58:17 pm »

>Get unused orbs.
>If successful, goto 6.
>If not successful, go to boss and kick it yo knock off orbs.
>If 3 is successful, goto 6.
>If 3 is unsuccessful, goto 11.
>Put orbs into incinerator.
>Activate incinerator.
>Check orbs.
>If orbs are incinerated, rejoice and find more.
>If orbs are not incinerated, goto 11.
>Be sad
« Last Edit: September 19, 2012, 08:28:01 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« Reply #1120 on: September 19, 2012, 08:07:18 pm »

>Get unused orbs.
>If successful, goto 6.
>If not successful, go to boss and kick it yo knock off orbs.
>If 3 is successful, goto 6.
>If 3 is unsuccessful, goto 10.
>Put orbs into incinerator.
>Activate incinerator.
>Check orbs.
>If orbs are incinerated, rejoice and find more.
>If orbs are intact, cry and create portal to Aperture Science labs.

((ONE ACTION ONLY!))
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« Reply #1121 on: September 19, 2012, 08:09:56 pm »

GREENSTAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

Quick, everyone dump their orbs in the incinerator and forge them into the ultimate orb.
Like this one! Teamwork!
...
Right?
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« Reply #1122 on: September 19, 2012, 08:13:01 pm »

>SPAM ICECREAM

>TURN ALL OF THE NEXT (2)S INTO ICECREAM

>USE THE POWER OF TEAMWORK
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« Reply #1123 on: September 19, 2012, 08:14:57 pm »

>Get unused orbs.
>If successful, goto 6.
>If not successful, go to boss and kick it yo knock off orbs.
>If 3 is successful, goto 6.
>If 3 is unsuccessful, goto 10.
>Put orbs into incinerator.
>Activate incinerator.
>Check orbs.
>If orbs are incinerated, rejoice and find more.
>If orbs are intact, cry and create portal to Aperture Science labs.

((ONE ACTION ONLY!))
Spinal_Taper has been taking three or four actions per post before. This is only about three or four, unless I get some failures. If things don't go according to plan, I'm fine with running out of turn-time.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« Reply #1124 on: September 19, 2012, 08:18:22 pm »

THIS IS A NOT AN UPDATE. THIS IS AN GMS NOTE
... Glad we cleared all that up. This place is awesome.
Honestly, this might get in the Hall Of Fame for being the longest minimalist RTD ever.
Thanks for all the words of encouragement guys. It honestly doesn't seem all that impressive to me, and you guys are helping me carry the game through to the end.


Wait, what happens when we kill the Lich?
Once the boss is dead, I guess I'll stop doing boss turns, and slow down the posting rate. Let it die. Maybe a sequel, if anyone would want it.

>Get unused orbs.
>If successful, goto 6.
>If not successful, go to boss and kick it yo knock off orbs.
>If 3 is successful, goto 6.
>If 3 is unsuccessful, goto 10.
>Put orbs into incinerator.
>Activate incinerator.
>Check orbs.
>If orbs are incinerated, rejoice and find more.
>If orbs are intact, cry and create portal to Aperture Science labs.

((ONE ACTION ONLY!))
Spinal_Taper has been taking three or four actions per post before. This is only about three or four, unless I get some failures. If things don't go according to plan, I'm fine with running out of turn-time.
Only linked ones. You can grab the orb and take it to the incinerator, but not take the orb, build a starfleet, then beat the Lich across the head and shoulders with an LCD monitor.
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