CATCH WRENCH. USE TO MAKE ULTIMATE HERO WEAPON.
PREFERABLY USING MY BANANA ARM. THE SALT SHAKER WOULD BE GOOD TOO.
(6) YOU CATCH THE WRENCH WITH YOUR BANANA ARM, AND GET TO FORGING. YOU RUN OVER TO THE INCINERATOR, AND START DUMPING THINGS IN. YOU CHANT THE ANCIENT DWARVERN FORGING RUNES, AND GAZE INTO THE INCINERATOR. OTHER THAN THE BLINDNESS SURGING THOUGH YOUR VISION, YOU SEE A SHINING, GOLDEN SWORD. BLUE SPARKS COURSE UP ITS SLADEMANTINE BLADE, ORIGINATING FROM THE ORBS EMBEDDED IN ITS HILT, TO THE TIP OF THE BLADE, WHERE THEY EXPLODE LIKE A SMALL MAGICAL FIREWORK. THE HILT ITSELF IS ORNATELY CARVED, WITH A STEADY, BUT BEAUTIFUL GRIP, SIDED ON BOTH SIDES BY ASIAN DRAGON HEADS WHICH SEEM APT TO TAKE FLIGHT FROM THE HILT, AND SOAR TO COMBAT YOUR FOES. THE ISSUE BEING, OF COURSE, THAT YOU CAN'T REACH INTO THE FLAME TO GRAB IT.
I don't kill people with 6's.
>Be glad gold dragons are immune to fire.
>Update status to mention that I am the pope or whatever like you said a few updates ago.
>Hinder everyones' attempts to destroy the universe.
>Place orbs into incinerator.
>Activate incinerator.
>Check orbs.
>If orbs are incinerated, rejoice and find more.
>If orbs are intact, cry and create portal to Aperture Science labs.
(2) YOU STAND IN THE CENTER OF THE BATTLEGROUND, WARNING PEOPLE OF THE EVILS OF WAR. (3) YOU THEN ASSIST GREENSTAR BY THROWING ORBS INTO THE INCINERATOR. THEY'RE KIND OF IN A SWORD.
Get sladeamantine orb, use it to form all the sladeamantine blood into an infinitely thin, infinitely long, and indestructible line of sladeamantine. Spin it a lot to slice everything (even the universe) into itty bitty pieces.
(1) "I CAN GET THE ORB, I JUST NEED TO REACH WITHIN THE INCINERATOR... THAT'S HOT, OH GOD! THAT'S HOT!"
WONDER IF I SHOULD STILL HAVE CHAOS ORB AFTER THROWING IT AT GREENSTAR. MAKE MEH NOISE INSTEAD AND BURST OUT OF PADDED CELL USING MILK POWERS TO BRAINWASH THE STAFF.
(3) IT'S CHAOS, YOU CAN'T REALLY TELL, NOW CAN YOU?
SHOOT GUN MAGIC AT WRENCHES
HAVE HOMIES SHOOT AT MORE MAGIC
SUMMON GENGHIS KHAN AND HAVE HIM RAPE ALL THE LICH
(5) YOU BREAK DOWN THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE, AND DROP INTO MATRIX MODE. MANIPULATING THE LAWS OF TIME-SPACE ITSELF, YOU DROP ONTO THE GROUND, SLIDING ACROSS THE FLOOR AND GUNNING DOWN ALL THE WRENCHES WITH EXPLOSIVE BULLETS. (1) "FIRE!" "DUHH... OKAY BOSS, AT WHERE?" "THE BAD GUY, OF COURSE!" AFTER A QUICK MENTAL BATTLE OVER THE TRUE NATURE OF GOOD AND EVIL, THEY DECIDE THAT ALL THOSE WHO COMMIT SIN ARE TRUELY EVIL, AND GUN YOU DOWN, AFTERWARDS KILLING THEMSELVES.
HAVE SON CREATE FROST SHIELD TO PROTECT HEROES
RUST ONCOMING WRENCHES
USE TRIPLE ORB POWER TO LAUNCH SUPER COUNTER-ATTACK AT LICH.
(6) YOUR SON LIFTS THE ORB INTO THE SKY, WHEREUPON ICE JETS OUT OF IT, FORMING A SHIELD AROUND THE HEROES. HE HAS HIS EYES CLOSED HOWEVER, AND DOES NOT STOP JETTING OUT ICE. THE SHIELD THICKENS TO SUCH A LEVEL, THAT IT IS NEARLY UNBREAKABLE. (2) YEAH! RUST THE AIR! (2) YOU SWING THE ORBS ABOUT, SCREAMING ABOUT YOUR FINAL ATTACK!
CONSUME THE WRENCH.
(3) WHO NEEDS DENTAL HEALTH! YOU JUST ATE A WRENCH!
Summon the economy orb, create small business in hell with aid of economy orb.
(4) YOU CREATE AN ORB COMPOSED OF THE SHIFTING TIDES OF MONEY, WITH AN IMAGE OF A BEAR ON ONE SIDE, AND A BULL ON THE OTHER. (3) YOU CREATE A GUNS, LIQUOR, AND HOOKERS STORE. INSTA-GHETTO OCCURS.
chain 5 copies of Nahal's Reckless Dweomer, followed by a magic missile at the darkness.
(76) (5) (4) (6) (73) THE ORB GROWS MAGICAL ARMS, AND BEGINS SCRATCHING ITSELF. MEANWHILE, YOU ALSO BEGIN TO ITCH, GLOW, AND CALL FIREBALLS ONTO YOURSELF. ALSO, A REMAINING SPELL COUNTER APPEARS, AND INCREMENTS TO ONE.
>wait, if this is the final final final boss.
>and the final boss was weak to teamwork...
>USE ICECREAM RANGER TEAMWORK
>I BE THE BLUE ICECREAM
>MOAR TEAMWORK NEEDED
(2) YOU SUMMON A GROUP OF COSPLAYERS. NOT THE HOT TYPE EITHER. THE EWW TYPE. (6) YOU, HOWEVER, COSPLAY NEAR-PERFECTLY. VERY WELL. IN FACT, ALLL OF THE ICECREAM RANGERS FOES APPROACH YOU, WEAPONS AT THE READY.
(wait, i have two meta-magic orbs? nice)
CHALLENGE BOSS TO RAP-OFF ON SELF. USE PREVIOUSLY AQUIRED AND LONG FORGOTTEN TRAP DOOR TO TRAP HIM
(2) YOU AND THE LICH STAND ON TOP OF AN OLDER FORM OF YOURSELF, BEFORE YOU START RAPPING. (2) MID-LYRIC, YOU OPEN UP BENEATH HIM, WHICH HE HOVERS ABOVE, SEEMINGLY UNEFFECTED.
You know fellas, I believe you're doing something wrong. You know, or even care, about the things you did last round.
Moving on now.
STEAL THE ORB OF WRENCH AND REVERSE ITS POLARISATION WITH A VISUAL BASIC GUI INTERFACE
(5) YOU SIMPLY IMAGINE THE ORB CLOSER TO YOU, KNOWING THAT THE IMAGINATION ORB WAS NO LONGER CONTROLLED BY THE VILLAIN. (1) HOWEVER, ONCE YOU TAKE THE ORB, YOU SIMPLY START HITTING IT ON THE GROUND, EXPECTING THAT TO TRIGGER IT. IT DOESN'T, MORE OF FIRING WRENCHES AT YOU.
EAT THE ORB OF HEART, BECOMING THE CRAPPY KID FROM CAPTAIN PLANET. YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRL, BUT WAS ACTUALLY A INDIAN BOY.
AFTERWARDS, MOLEST MYSELF BECAUSE THATS ABOUT ALL IM GOOD FOR.
YAY CHEAP LAUGHS
(6) YOU BECOME THE RULE 63'D VERSION OF THE INDIAN DUDE. (4) IT'S A BIT TOO ATTRACTIVE, BUT YOU FEEL YOURSELF UP SUCCESSFULLY. DISGUSTING.
BOSS TURN:
(2+3)
"SPACE COPS! PEDO!"
BFFL has been taken to Space Jail.
BOSS STATUS
Magic Incarnate
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Misko
Gun-TCM
Slademantine-Incinerator
Chocolate-Xantalos
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Xantalos
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Incinerator
Mud-Incinerator
Light-Incinerator
Imagination-Xantalos
Law-Lich
MINIONS
ZOMARA
1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard
NEUTRAL
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY
HEROES
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
GREATWYRMGOLD, A DRAGON, AND THE POPE OF MISKO
YOINK, THE RETURNER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SCP-682/OOMPA LOOMPA
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, TWOPACK
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, CTHULU
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
MISKO, THE GOD OF FLAME AND MUSIC
ARENA STATUS
DICK
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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