Ick. It's unfunny because I'm tired.
KIDNAP CHEERLEADERS, FORCE THEM TO CHEER FOR LICH.
(3) YOU HAVE TAKEN THE WEST TERRACE MIDDLE SCHOOL CHEERLEADING TEAM. (6) THE DEATH THREATS, WHILE PERSUASIVE, HAMPER THEIR ABILITY TO PERFORM CHEERS.
Holy shit, I'm actually doing things. I feel so accomplished.
Pause to allow Lich to heal. Resume duelling when Lich is full health once more.
(1+3) MORE MAGIC FLIES ACROSS THE LICHS SKIN, AND HIS WOUNDS HEAL. SCARS REMAIN HOWEVER, AS DOES HIS RATHER ANGRY EXPRESSION.
INFECT HONOR BASED FORCEFIELD WITH SUPERAIDS.
IF SUCSESSFUL, INFECT EVERYONE INSIDE.
(4) THE FORCEFIELD HAS AIDS. I GUESS. (5) EVERYONE INSIDE HAS SUPERAIDS.
MAKE DRAMATIC RE-ENTRY, STILL AS LIFE-INCARNATE.
THIS TIME, AM STEVE. AWESOME MINECRAFT STEVE.
OF LIVE.
CRUSH PUNY TCM WITH MY AWESOME STEVE-NESS.
(6) YOU ARE INDEED STEVE. HOWEVER, THIS TRAPS YOU WITHIN SOME NERDY KIDS LAPTOP. (2) BEING IN A LAPTOP MAKES IT DIFFICULT TO CRUSH A VIRUS.
MINIONS, ATTACK! POINT AT LICH.
(1) THEY ALL GET SUPERAIDS FROM THE FORCEFIELD AND DIE.
TAKE A CHEAP SHOT AT THE LICH BY THROWING A CHIMPANZEE BOMB AT HIM
(3) YOU THROW A CHIMP BOMB AT HIM THROUGH THE AIDS FIELD. THE CHIMPS ALL GET AIDS, BUT THEY SOME HOW LAST LONGER THAN DIRGS SUPERNATURAL BEINGS. END RESULT, ONE AIDS INFECTED CHIMP IS INSIDE.
FOCUS ENERGY TO TRANSFORM BATTLEFIELD INTO STAGE.
MOVE HEROES TO STAGE AND REINFORCE THEM USING HUMOR.
OOC note: you havent added me to the heroes list yet 
(1) YOU TRANSFORM YOURSELF INTO A STAGE. A REALLY BAD ONE. AT A BAD COMEDY CLUB. (1) THE AIDS CHIMP COMES ONTO THE STAGE, THEN STARTS THROWING POO AROUND. YOU'RE A STAGE WITH AIDS.
SUMMON PIE
THROW PIE AT LICH
THEN PICK IT UP AND THROW IT AGAIN
CONTINUE UNTIL PIE IS EXISTENTIALIST
(5) YOU SUMMON THE GREATEST PIE EVER TO GRACE THIS MORTAL PLANE. (1) THEN YOU START SMASHING IT ONTO THE GROUND. (1) IT BECOMES EXISTENTIALIST, IF THAT MEANS REALLY, REALLY MAD.
>get the ring of heart!
>get a man disguise and a breathing mask!
>use my hearty powers to force everyone into cardiac arrest!
(6)YOU GET A RING MADE OF SOMEONE'S HEART. (4) YOU DISGUISE YOURSELF AS A BUSINESS MAN PREPARING FOR THE GAS RAIDS. (4) HEART SHAPED POLICE HAVE ARRIVED TO ARREST EVERYONE FOR SOME REASON.
BOSS TURN
"Excuse me, Hanslanda. I have a disease to eradicate."
He excuses himself from the battle for a moment, before focusing his dark energy. Yeah, the same old crap. (1+3 The forcefield, Hanslanda, and the Lich all glow for a moment, before darkness jets from their pores, flowing into the chimp, who keels over and dies.
"I believe we were dueling to the death."
BOSS STATUS
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
NEUTRAL
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEUTRAL
HEROES
YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST/GOOD ITSELF AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SARLACC PIT
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER
LORDSLOWPOKE, GALACTUS
TCM, EX-GALACTIC TYRANT, NOW SUPERAIDS
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, DUELIST FOR GOD
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
ARENA STATUS
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45 (56.3%)
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