Cool. now i have the polymorph and polymorph coltrol intristic.
EAT THE FISH THAT SLAPED ME AFTER SLAPCHOPPING IT IN A SLAPCHOP.
REMEMBER THAT I DONT LIKE FISH AND SPIT IT ALL ON THE LINCH.
FIND OUT IF I REALLY DO HAVE THE ABOVE INTRINSTICS
(2) THE FISH SLAPS YOU AGAIN, WITH A FIST OF ICE CREAM. (4) YOU INDEED HAVE SAID INTRINSICS.
>posses fish
>become dueling fish
>get contrived revenge plot
>avenge yourself on a costly and unpractical way, becoming manfish, cleansing the streets of outlaws, raiders, freemen, fremen, and the freemans
(1) YOU TRY TO POSSESS THE FISH, BUT IT INVERSES THE SOUL INTAKE CONDUIT, CAUSING A TEMPORARY SOUL MISPLACEMENT. SO YEAH, SOUL SWITCHEROO. (4) YOU SOMEHOW FIND A RAPIER AND BECOME A DUELIST FISH. (1) YOUR REVENGE ATTEMPT GOES HAYWIRE WHEN FREEMAN FORGIVES YOU SO HARD, YOU ARE WEAKENED BY THE KINDNESS.
WALK INTO BATTLEFIELD
SPIN MENACINGLY, GATHERING ENERGY
(5) YOU WALK INTO THE BATTLEFIELD. YOU ARE NOW WITHIN THE GALAXY CORE. (4) YOU GATHER ENERGY. SPARKING LIGHTNING AND FLASHING LIGHTS SURROUND YOU AS YOU CHARGE YOUR SPECIAL ABILITY.
POINT AT LICH'S MINIONS TELL MY MINIONS EVERYTHING IN THAT GENERAL DIRECTION MUST DIE, EXCEPT MORGAN FREEMAN IF HE'S OVER THERE.
(2) YOU POINT AT A DISTANT MOUNTAIN PLANET. THEY RUSH THE INHABITANTS. WELCOME TO BOATMURDERED. MAGMA FLOWS DECIMATE YOUR MINIONS, KILLING THEM ALL.
Remix time!
Eat Dice
Load Rice
Be mice
Fuck lice
Chuck Bikes
Cure Aids.
(6) YOU DEVOUR THE DICE, BUT YOUR INSIDES DON'T AGREE WITH THEM. YOU VOMIT THEM OUT RATHER PAINFULLY. (2) NOW LOADING RICE. THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER. STUPID LOAD SCREENS. (4) YOU ARE MICE. (4) YOU TAKE LICE, AND ACT VULGARLY TOWARDS THEM. (6) NOPE. YOU CHUCK TESTA. HE'S KIND OF PISSED. AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T TOSS TESLA. (2) YOU MAKE SUPER-AIDS, WHICH NOW RESIDES IN A PETRI DISH.
KILL THEN BUTCHER A HERO. SELL PRODUCT TO RABBITS.
(3) YOU KILL TCM, AND MAKE A MOUSE SKIN TOOTHPICK. (6) YOU SELL THEM TO THE RABBITS, WHICH GIVE YOU AIDS IN RETURN.
Sunder check on the Lich's sword. I'll get you yet, motherfucker.
(10v10+4) YOU FAIL THE ROLL, AND NOW THE LICH TAKES HIS ATTACK OF OPPORTUNITY. (2+3V2+2) HE BRINGS THE BLADE OF THE DAMNED AROUND IN AN ARC, CUTTING DEEPLY INTO YOUR ARMOR.
ENTER BATTLEFIELD ON HEROES SIDES AS BRINGER OF JOKES.
THROW TREE PUNS AT MINIONS
POST TO WATCH
god, my notification folder is going to get spammed to hell from this
YOU ENTER THE BATTLEFIELD AND BEGIN TO SPRAY JOKES. (6) "I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAF." THE HEROIC MINIONS FIND THESE STUPID JOKES SO AMUSING, THEY FORGET TO ATTACK. (NOT LIKE THEY EVER ATTACK.)
i ford the river
(1) YOU CATCH DISPEDEPPSE OR WHATEVER IT WAS CALLED. I LOST SO MANY FRONTIERSMEN TO THAT.
Summon Kraken swarm, and have them attack the lich using the scent of the fish all over him.
(2) ICE CREAM SWARM HURTLES FROM THE SKY ONTO YOU. A DELICIOUS, FREEZING DEATH HAS FOUND YOU.
BOSS TURN:
(6+3v5+2) Lichman once again attacks Hanslanda with the blade of damned souls, completely destroying his armor.
BOSS STATUS
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
NEUTRAL
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE THE DUELIST FISH
HEROES
YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST/GOOD ITSELF AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SARLACC PIT
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER
LORDSLOWPOKE, GALACTUS
TCM, DEAD MICE
HANSLANDA, BETRAYAL SYNDROME INFECTANT
ARENA STATUS
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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