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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 656412 times)

Dirg

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #750 on: August 27, 2012, 01:06:34 am »

"IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT!" RAM CORAI INRO HONOR BOUND AIDS FIELD. IF MAKE HOLE IN FIELD, STEP THROUGH, LIKE A BOSS!
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #751 on: August 27, 2012, 01:27:30 am »

PUNCH MY WAY OUT OF THE LAPTOP.

PUNCH KID IN FACE.

MAKE IT BACK TO MY LOVNG WIFE AND...

DO STUFF. ANYTHING, REALLY.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #752 on: August 27, 2012, 01:37:33 am »

I APPAER OUT OF NOWHERES.

I GIVE LICH EPIC BOSS MUSIC.

BEHOLD, TRUE POWER


HE WAS CALLED HERE BY HUMANS, WHO WISH TO PAY HIM TRIBUTE.

I ALSO THROW THE MOON AT THE HEROES. WHILE LIGHTING THE MOON ON FIRE.


THEN SUMMON BONERDAGON.
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #753 on: August 27, 2012, 01:41:04 am »

((WOW, A REFERENCE TO IWBTG. NICE.))
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #754 on: August 27, 2012, 01:45:36 am »

((WOW, A REFERENCE TO IWBTG. NICE.))

((I BEAT THE GODAMN GAME. I DESERVE TO HAVE FUN ONCE AND AWHILE))
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #755 on: August 27, 2012, 02:00:37 am »

THEN SUMMON BONERDAGON.

SUMMON BONERDAGON.

BONERDAGON.

BONERDAGON.
Wut.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #756 on: August 27, 2012, 02:04:17 am »

-Edit- That joke was probably a little out of hand... Just getting it out of here.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2012, 02:06:44 am by Dirg »
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #757 on: August 27, 2012, 02:07:19 am »

THEN SUMMON BONERDAGON.

SUMMON BONERDAGON.

BONERDAGON.

BONERDAGON.
Wut.


(( THE MIGHTY BONERDAGON LORD OF THE CYRPT OF THE MISSPELLED CEMETARY. HE WILL DESTROY YOUR GRAMMAR!))
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #758 on: August 27, 2012, 06:15:57 am »

INFECT HANSALDA AND LICH.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #759 on: August 27, 2012, 06:20:01 am »

Do what the linchman did and get rid of my (super)aids!
Through my aids at the linch!
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #760 on: August 27, 2012, 03:06:21 pm »

>force everyone into cardiac arrest, and make their judgement as biased towards my side as possible!
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #761 on: August 29, 2012, 02:27:19 pm »

AQUIRE TRAPDOORS WITH SPIKES UNDER THEM.
LURE CORAI ONTO ME USING SHINIES.



Cant let this thread die.


OOC to below: I'm the worst stage ever now. So yeah. I'm not the trapdoors, i'm the worst stage ever with trapdoors and spikepits.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2012, 03:57:01 am by miauw62 »
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #762 on: August 29, 2012, 02:33:07 pm »

AQUIRE TRAPDOORS WITH SPIKES UNDER THEM.
LURE PEOPLE ONTO ME USING CANDY.



Cant let this thread die.
It! Shall not! DIE!!! Also, you aren't the trapdoors.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #763 on: August 30, 2012, 09:34:07 pm »

LAUNCH FARM AID CONCERT. WATCH AS NON-FARMER HIPPIES INVADE AND STINK OUT THE FINAL BOSS.
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« Reply #764 on: September 01, 2012, 09:53:19 pm »

Indeed. Let us resume forthwith.
Lunge at Lich! Sunder check on his sword!
(3+3v3+3) THE LICH REACTS TO YOUR MANEUVER AND TAKES AN ATTACK, USING THAT OPPORTUNITY (THAT WASN'T FUNNY, I APOLOGIZE). HOWEVER, YOU STUMBLE BACKWARDS, AWAY FROM THE ATTACK. QUICKLY REGAINING YOUR FOOTING, YOU TRY TO SUNDER HIS BLADE, (1+3, 2+3), BUT YOUR BLADE CLATTERS OFF OF HIS HARMLESSLY.

Use the hi-five from Jackass 3 with a glove on to challenge the lich to a duel. The glove is made of toad leather and menaces with a ridiculous number of spikes of holy adamantine.
(5) YOU HARNESS THE PAIN AND STUPIDITY CONTAINED WITHIN THE THREE (ISN'T IT REALLY SOMEWHERE AROUND 5 BECAUSE OF ALL THE .5S?) JACKASS MOVIES, AND SUMMON THE HI-FIVE MACHINE FROM JACKASS INTO THE FORCEFIELD. (1) ITS GLOVE IS COMPOSED OF LOVE LEATHER AND IT IS COVERED WITH WHITE, HEALING MANA. (1) HOWEVER, THE MACHINE MISSES THE LICH AND COLLIDES WITH HANSLANDA, REPAIRING ALL OF HIS GEAR AND HEALING HIS WOUNDS.

"IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT!" RAM CORAI INRO HONOR BOUND AIDS FIELD. IF MAKE HOLE IN FIELD, STEP THROUGH, LIKE A BOSS!
(4) YOU SMASH CORAI INTO THE FIELD, CAUSING A CRACK TO FORM IN IT.

PUNCH MY WAY OUT OF THE LAPTOP.

PUNCH KID IN FACE.

MAKE IT BACK TO MY LOVNG WIFE AND...

DO STUFF. ANYTHING, REALLY.
(1) YOU PUNCH A TREE FOR YOUR NEW MASTER. (3) YOU THEN CAUSE A SLIGHT ITCHING WITH YOUR DECREASED CONTROL OVER THE LIFE FORCE. (1) YOU DON'T MAKE IT BACK TO YOUR WIFE. IT'S DIFFICULT, WHAT WITH YOU BEING TRAPPED.

I APPAER OUT OF NOWHERES.

I GIVE LICH EPIC BOSS MUSIC.

BEHOLD, TRUE POWER


HE WAS CALLED HERE BY HUMANS, WHO WISH TO PAY HIM TRIBUTE.

I ALSO THROW THE MOON AT THE HEROES. WHILE LIGHTING THE MOON ON FIRE.


THEN SUMMON BONERDAGON.

(4) YOU SIDLE IN FROM BEHIND NOTHING, AND TRY TO CREATE BOSS MUSIC. (1) INSTEAD, THIS BEGINS TO PLAY.BEHOLD, TRUE FAIL!. (4) THE MOON BEGINS HURTLING FROM THE SKY AT A GRAND PACE OF 10 MILES PER HOUR. IT'LL TAKE A WHILE, MAYBE 3 TURNS. (3) SMALL SPARKS EMIT FROM THE MOON AS IT FALLS, ALLOWING YOU TO USE THE EXCESS MAGIC TO RIP APART YOUR SKELETAL STRUCTURE IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE BONERDAGON. IT'S HORRIFYING.

INFECT HANSALDA AND LICH.
(5) YOU TRANSMIT PURE AIDS THROUGH THE PORTAL, REINFECTING THE TWO COMBATANTS WITHIN.

Do what the linchman did and get rid of my (super)aids!
Through my aids at the linch!
(2) YOU THROW YOUR AIDS AT THE PIN. IT'S BUSY HOLDING CLOTHES, SORRY.

>force everyone into cardiac arrest, and make their judgement as biased towards my side as possible!
(5) EVERYONE IS ARRESTED AND A CARDIAC PRISON IS CONSTRUCTED AROUND THE GALACTIC CORE.

AQUIRE TRAPDOORS WITH SPIKES UNDER THEM.
LURE CORAI ONTO ME USING SHINIES.



Cant let this thread die.


OOC to below: I'm the worst stage ever now. So yeah. I'm not the trapdoors, i'm the worst stage ever with trapdoors and spikepits.
(3) YOU ACQUIRE A TRAPDOOR WITH SPIKES UNDER IT. ON THE BOTTOM SIDE OF THE TRAPDOOR, NOT ON THE GROUND. THAT'S MADE OF JELLYBEANS. WHOOPS.

LAUNCH FARM AID CONCERT. WATCH AS NON-FARMER HIPPIES INVADE AND STINK OUT THE FINAL BOSS.

(3) THE CONCERT STARTS UP, AND HIPPIES RUSH INTO THE AREA. THE LICH WRINKLES HIS NOSE. IT'S GROSS, BUT HE'S IN A FORCEFIELD.

BOSS TURN:
(1+3)
"Hanslanda, excuse me once more. That disease is persistant."
Blah blah blah cure aids, blah blah blah dark magic.
Come on guys, cast drain magic or something.
BOSS STATUS
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NEUTRAL
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