WRESTLE A WEAPON FROM A SMITH. ATTACK THEM WITH IT BY [NSFW], THEN DO THE SAME TO HEROES.
(1) THE GM BEGINS [NSFW]ING YOU. EWW.
HIT THE LICH WITH GERMANY.
(2) NEIN.
Drop Australia on him. Also, point out that Australia is the only country in the world, apart from France.
(5) YOU DROP AUSTALIA ON THE LICH, STUNNING HIM AND GETTING THE GM TO REVEAL HIS WEAKNESS. QUITE CLICHELY, IT'S TEAMWORK. YOU GUYS DO SEEM TO HAVE AN ISSUE WITH THAT. (6) AUSTALIAS DOMINION OVER THE PLANET IS DESTROYED BY FRANCE AND THE REST OF THE WORLD DESTROYING IT.
FINISH RESURRECTING
(3) AH, LIFE. YOU REMEMBER WHAT THIS WAS LIKE. IT'S JUST LIKE BEFORE. EXCEPT FOR THE UNDYING HUNGER FOR HUMAN FLESH. WAIT. THAT'S BAD.
Summon Morgan Freeman to fight Lich 1 on 1.
(1) MORGAN FREEMAN DECIDES TO NARRATE YOU GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED INSTEAD.
>WHAT THE HELL YOU INCOMPETENT ARMY! THE LICH IS ALREADY DEAD!
>PUNT THE REST OF THE ARMY
>GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS TO KILL THE LICH WHILE YOU USE GAMMA RAYS TO KILL THE FLOATY CELLS ON THE LICH DIRECTION
(5)YOU PUNT THE REST OF THE ARMY INTO LICHMAN, CAUSING SOME PRETTY MAJOR INJURIES, INCLUDING A INFANTRIED EYE.
>be turnip.
>drag my electrical naked turnip man from 'roll to turnip' into the fight, and control it!
(4) YOU ARE TURNIP. (2) NO, YOU ARE NORMAL TURNIP.
Challenge the Lich to highly regulated single combat.
(4) CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Consider why I have the soul eater intrinsic, but cannot eat souls. solve the issue through any means nessicary.
(4) THE GM IS LAZY AND FORGETFUL.
BOSS TURN:
He begins the duel against Hanslanda by dropping his sword into a defensive stance, but he stands in a tension-filled way, ready to counter-strike at any time.
BOSS STATUS
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
NEUTRAL
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEUTRAL
HEROES
YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST/GOOD ITSELF AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SARLACC PIT
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER
LORDSLOWPOKE, GALACTUS
TCM, EX-GALACTIC TYRANT, BOB MARLEY WIELDER
HANSLANDA, BETRAYAL SYNDROME INFECTANT
ARENA STATUS