What.
Also, pray to Random Number God.
(2) "S'UP, BRO?"
Also, Random Number God, I need a favor here.
(6) HANSLANDA ANSWERS THE CALL. FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE, HE CASTS A FINAL SPELL. ANTIMAGIC FIELD! IT BUBBLES UP FROM THE CORE AND GROWS OUTWARDS, SURROUNDING LICHMAN AND CUTTING OFF ALL MAGIC. ACROSS THE GALAXY, 2ND YEAR STUDENTS HURTLE FROM THE SKY IN THEIR CARS, MAGIC BATTLES END ANTICLIMACTICALLY, AND CHAOS SPREADS LIKE A PLAGUE.
Ahem.
Respawn as King Arthur armed with Excalibur and sheathe. If pass, attack Lich with Excalibur.
(3-->5)"Oh, sorry brah. The goddess of love was over, and she's a real cool lady. Here, just let me fix that roll up for ya."
YOU BECOME ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS. YOU RUSH THE LICH WITH EXCALIBUR, (3) RENDING A NICK IN HIS SIDE.
Chaos? 
Become Chaos from 8-Bit Theatre. Reprimand lich for not doing a good job in destroying creation, then dock his existence wage.
(2) WELL, YOU BECOME SOMETHING WHICH IS CHAOTIC, SURE, BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU IMAGINED. MORE OF A WRITHING MASS OF PRIMAL CHAOS.
RESPAWN AS TENTACLE DEMON. HAVE TENTACLES SURGICALLY REMOVED & FASHIONED INTO HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE WEAPONS.
(3) YOU SPAWN AS AN IMP WITH TENTACLE ARMS. (6) THEY ARE FORMED INTO MASSIVE WEAPONS, WHICH THE SMITHS THEN USE TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.
USE DEMI-JESUS POWERS TO RESURRECT 3 DAYS LATER
(6) YOU'LL RESURRECT ANY DAY NOW. AANNNYY DAY NOW.
"This...is...OVER!!!"PHOENIX KICK LICH. FOLLOW UP WITH SEEING IF CAN ABSORB LICH'S SOUL INTO HIS OWN BLADE.
(4) YOU KICK HIM THE THE CHEST WITH THE POWER OF THE PHEONIX, BURNING THROUGH HIS CLOAK. (1) NO, BUT THE LICH CAN ABSORB YOUR SOUL INTO IT.
USE TEH POWER OF LOVE. TO DO STUFF.
AND STUFF.
(5) YOU CAN DO STUFF WITH THE POWER OF LOVE. YOU CAN DO STUFF WITH YOUR LICH-THING WIFE, THAT'S FOR SURE.
BE UNDEAD SKELETON ARCHER. FIRE ARROW INTO DIRGES FACE.
(4)
YOU FIRE ARROWS AT MUSIC SHEETS. YOUR ARROWS STRIKE DIRG IN THE CHEEK.
Find me a soul to eat and gain the status of "Second" final boss.
(2) YOU TRY TO EAT A SOUL, BUT FAIL. MAYBE METAPHYSICAL FOOD IS A BIT ABOVE YOU.
DISREGARD LACK OF MAGIC
TRAIN SPELLS
(3) YOU ARE DABBLING MAGICAL GIRL.
ATTACK LICH WITH SUPER-OMEGA KAWAII DESU DREADLOCK NO JUTSU BOB MARLEY OVERHAND SMASH ATTACK.
(2) MARLEY IS TIRED OF ALL THE VIOLENCE, AND ABANDONS YOU TO GO SMOKE POT.
>points at a random direction
>everything at that general direction must die!
>and an army appears killing even the smallest of microbes in that general direction
(5) YOU POINT AT THE LICH AND AN ARMY RUSHES HIM, CUTTING HIM UP.
BOSS TURN:
The Boss (6+3) pulls the life energy out of all of raptors soldiers and restores his health.
"Fight me, one on one."
BOSS STATUS
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
NEUTRAL
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEUTRAL
HEROES
YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST/GOOD ITSELF AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SARLACC PIT
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER
LORDSLOWPOKE, GALACTUS
TCM, EX-GALACTIC TYRANT, BOB MARLEY WIELDER
HANSLANDA, BETRAYAL SYNDROME INFECTANT
ARENA STATUS
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