>POSSES I SAY
>PLAY ANNOYING BARD SONGS! WE HAVE TO BECOME CHAOTIC STUPID!
(2) [urlhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5PAkntjs5M]Nazonazo mitai ni chikyuugi wo tokiakashitara![/url]
"Screw this." Become a recognizable form. Walk up to the lich and rip his heart out. Then eat it.
(1) YOUR FORM IS MOST EASILY RECOGNIZABLE AS A PARAPLEGIC INFANT. THAT MADE ME FEEL BAD. (3) YOU ATTACK HIS EMOTIONS, TRYING TO GET HIM TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU. YOUR DEATH MAY BE LESS MIND-GOUGINGLY AWFUL.
BE THE DEMONIC SWORD
EAT ALL THE MANA
BECOME LEVEL 9999 WIZARD
(4) YOU ARE INDEED LICHMANS BLADE. (3) YOU EAT ALL THE MANA, THEN GET INDIGESTION AND BARF MOST OF IT OUT. (3) YOU ARE A LEVEL 9999 WIZARD. YOUR SPELLS INCLUDE LEVEL 1 FINGER FLAME, LEVEL 1 SPARK AND LEVEL 1 WATER SPRAY.
ICE CREAM WILL BE MISSED, BUT PLENTY AROUND TO HELP HEAL HIM. COMBINE DEVIL POWERS WITH ROACH DRILL FOR DEMONIC INFESTED FANG. ATTACK LICH WITH SAID MOVE IN HOPES OF GIVING HIM STATUS AILMENT TO WEAKEN.
(2) YOU COMBINE THE ENDLESS SHADOW OF THE DEVIL WITH THE LEGIONS UNENDING OF THE ROACHES. THIS CONSISTS OF YOU PUNCHING THE ROACH DRILL WITH YOUR DEVIL HAND. (6) YOU CHANNEL ALL YOUR UNHOLY POWER INTO YOUR DEVIL HAND AND RUSH LICHMAN, SLAMMING YOUR BRUISED FIST INTO HIS STOMACH. WAIT. HE'S HEALED BY UNHOLY.
ABSORB POWER OF JESUS, SHOOT BEAMS OF JESUSPOWER AT BOSS
(3) YOU TAKE A LARGE BITE OUT OF JESUS. MMM, JUST LIKE MOM USED TO MAKE. (5) JEEBUS RAYS, GO!YOU USE THE POWERS OF THE ALMIGHTY ON LICHMAN, CAUSING SOME NASTY BURNS AND HIM TO START SCREAMING LIKE A SMALL GIRL.
BEAT ZULUS TO DEATH WITH BOB MARKEY.
DESTROY LICH WITH BOB MARLEY.
(3) YOU EMBARK ONTO A MASS ZULU GENOCIDE. (4) YOU ATTACK LICHMAN WITH BOB MARLEY AS THE FORMER RECOILS FROM THE WRATH OF THE ALMIGHTY. THE SECOND ATTACK SENDS THE LICH TO HIS KNEES, GLARING AT YOU WITH HATRED.
SUICIDE CHARGE HEROES, WHILE EXPLODING.
(5) "NO! LICH! YOU CRY, RUSHING THOSE WHO HAD ATTACKED YOUR MASTER. CONCENTRATING ALL YOUR MAGIC, YOU PUT IT AT ONE POINT WITHIN YOU. THE BLADDE. EVADING ALL OF THEIR STRIKES AND BLOCKS, YOU STAND IN THEIR MIDST, AND YOUR BLADDER BURSTS, SENDING MAGIC AND UNMENTIONABLE THINGS ALL AROUND YOU. TCM AND PRAECORDIA HAVE BEEN SLAIN, BUT THEIR SACRIFICES WERE NOT IN VAIN, AS THE LICH STILL RECOILS FROM THEIR FEROCIOUS ASSAULT. THE TRUE QUESTION, IS WHETHER ANY OF THE OTHERS WILL STAND AND FIGHT HIM.
Holy shit, I didn't die. That is... Surprising. Also, Random Number God, I need a favor here.
Cast Antimagic field on the lich and Galactic Core, with all metamagic and epic level feats applied. If pass, o.O uh, I don't know, party I guess? If fail, sigh resignedly and succumb to betrayal syndrome.
(6) HANSLANDA ANSWERS THE CALL. FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE, HE CASTS A FINAL SPELL. ANTIMAGIC FIELD! IT BUBBLES UP FROM THE CORE AND GROWS OUTWARDS, SURROUNDING LICHMAN AND CUTTING OFF ALL MAGIC. ACROSS THE GALAXY, 2ND YEAR STUDENTS HURTLE FROM THE SKY IN THEIR CARS, MAGIC BATTLES END ANTICLIMACTICALLY, AND CHAOS SPREADS LIKE A PLAGUE.
BOSS TURN
"D-Damn you..."
He struggles to his feet, still obviously injured.
BOSS STATUS
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
NEUTRAL
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEUTRAL
HEROES
YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST/GOOD ITSELF AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SARLACC PIT
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER
LORDSLOWPOKE, GALACTUS
TCM, EX-GALACTIC TYRANT, BOB MARLEY WIELDER
HANSLANDA, BETRAYAL SYNDROME INFECTANT
ARENA STATUS
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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