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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

Yes
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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 650245 times)

Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #645 on: August 12, 2012, 09:55:19 pm »
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on August 11, 2012, 02:47:09 pm
BECOME PLAYER OF MEGA MAN.

YOINK UP FIRST AS MEGA MAN.

GOOD THING I SUCK!
(4) YOU ARE NOW PLAYING MEGAMAN. (3) YOU'RE ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD.

Quote from: raptorfangamer on August 11, 2012, 03:16:36 pm
>turn into chaotic neutral when you jump off a cliff while shooting at the lich!
>I shoot icecream with chips. Chocolate chips.
(6) YOU BECOME CHAOTIC NEUTRAL, AND ARE ASSAULTED BY LAWFUL STUPID FORCES. THEY GUT YOU AND MAKE RAPTOR LEATHER

Quote from: TCM on August 11, 2012, 03:34:32 pm
GET THESE 40 HOES OFF MY NUTSACK.

ALSO, BEAT PEOPLE TO DEATH WITH BOB MARLEY.
(5) 40 HOES REMOVE THEMSELVES FROM YOUR HORRIFICALLY OVER SIZED NUTSACK. (5) YOU EMBARK ON A KILLING SPREE WITH BOB MARLEY. YOU HAVE FREED NAZI GERMANY!

Quote from: Xantalos on August 11, 2012, 03:54:50 pm
Ask everyone inside me if they like bananas.
(1) BOBA FETT DOES NOT LIKE BANANAS. HE PREFERS BURNING THROUGH YOUR INSIDES TO ESCAPE.

Quote from: Corai on August 11, 2012, 04:28:46 pm
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on August 11, 2012, 04:25:53 pm
Quick question for you guys. When the final boss has been badly damaged, is your first insinct usually to do nothing productive?

I'm a minion. If I was a hero I would be actually trying, because I am sane.



Quote from: Xantalos on August 11, 2012, 03:54:50 pm
Ask everyone inside me if they like bananas.

OH UMM, UMM. NO NO NO I I I'M NOT SURE...
(3) "OH UMM, ERR. ERSPERICAL." YOU'RE SO NERVOUS, YOU CAN'T SPEAK RIGHT.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on August 11, 2012, 06:15:17 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on August 11, 2012, 03:54:50 pm
Ask everyone inside me if they like bananas.

Also, create an awkward situation by asking if she likes bananas herself.

MUAHAHAHA
(4) AWKWARD ACHIEVED.

Quote from: Dirg on August 11, 2012, 06:31:21 pm
NO IDEA WHAT GOIN ON ANYMORE, LOOK FOR VACUUM, USE VACUUM TO SUCK UP LICH'S SOUL.
(3) YOU TAKE A NON-WORKING VACUUM. IT WORKS LIKE A NON-WORKING VACUUM.

Quote from: Hanslanda on August 11, 2012, 11:07:44 pm
Become Megaman, start killing Lich's minions and absorbing their powers.
(4) YOU BECOME MEGAMAN. (6) YOU KILL CORAI, CATCHING BETRAYAL SYNDROME.

Quote from: zomara0292 on August 12, 2012, 07:24:52 am
Turn any one of my remaining trolls into a mid-final boss.
(4) TROLL IS NOW THE MID BOSS OF STAGE 6, LICH MAN. I WAS GOING TO DO A TROLLFACE JOKE, BUT I DECIDED THAT WAS NEVER FUNNY.

BOSS TURN

(3+3) Lichman floats over to the galaxy core and punches a hole in it. Pure mana begins pouring from the shattered sphere into his hand.
BOSS STATUS
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MINIONS
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NEUTRAL
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HEROES
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ARENA STATUS
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Tiruin

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #646 on: August 12, 2012, 09:59:05 pm »
Implode self to destroy a hero!

If not, create a miasmic star!
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Corai

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #647 on: August 12, 2012, 10:00:33 pm »
FILL BARRELS WITH MANA THAT LICH FAILS TO CATCH, GOTTA MAKE SURE HE GETS ALL THE MANA!

RESPAWN, THEN ASK GM WHY  I ALWAYS FORGET TO SAY "RESPAWN" WHEN I DIE.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #648 on: August 12, 2012, 10:06:59 pm »
COMBINE WITH ALL PAST LIVES TO BECOME ICE CREAM-PHOENIX-DEVIL-ROACHMAN. USE NEW POWERS TO BLAZE A FROSTY INFESTED TRAIL TO LICH FOR FELLOW TEAM MATES. ALSO EQUIP BROKEN VACUUM ON LEFT HAND TO MAGICLY FIX.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #649 on: August 12, 2012, 10:08:13 pm »
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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Hanslanda

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #650 on: August 12, 2012, 10:32:42 pm »
Attempt to overcome betrayal syndrome. If pass, attack the lichman. If fail, attack greatest threat, Greenstarfanatic.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #651 on: August 12, 2012, 10:50:04 pm »
Quote from: Tiruin on August 12, 2012, 09:59:05 pm
Implode self to destroy a hero!

If not, create a miasmic star!
(4) YOU DESTROY YOURSELF, KILLING OFF SLOWPOKE. WAIT, WAS HE DEAD ALREADY? I DON'T CARE ACTUALLY.
Quote from: Corai on August 12, 2012, 10:00:33 pm
FILL BARRELS WITH MANA THAT LICH FAILS TO CATCH, GOTTA MAKE SURE HE GETS ALL THE MANA!

RESPAWN, THEN ASK GM WHY  I ALWAYS FORGET TO SAY "RESPAWN" WHEN I DIE.
(6) MANA, BEING PURE ENERGY, IS NOT STABLE. BEING NOT STABLE, IT KIND OF EXPLODES. YOU ARE NOW A VERY MAGICAL GHOST. (4) I DUNNO.

Quote from: Dirg on August 12, 2012, 10:06:59 pm
COMBINE WITH ALL PAST LIVES TO BECOME ICE CREAM-PHOENIX-DEVIL-ROACHMAN. USE NEW POWERS TO BLAZE A FROSTY INFESTED TRAIL TO LICH FOR FELLOW TEAM MATES. ALSO EQUIP BROKEN VACUUM ON LEFT HAND TO MAGICLY FIX.
(6) YOU COMBINE WITH YOUR PAST LIVES TO BECOME A SUPER BEING. ALL YOUR BODY PARTS DON'T GET ALONG. THE PHEONIX MELTS THE ICECREAM, AND THE DEVIL HATES ROACHES. YOU ARE NOW 4 WARRING BODILY FACTIONS.

Quote from: Xantalos on August 12, 2012, 10:08:13 pm
Turn lich into a crippled, AIDS-afflicted, blood-poisoned, limbless, organless, teethless, but not hairless Mr T, and engage in an epic rap battle with him, culminating with him being destroyed by the power fo my rhymes. Then tell everyone to get the f*ck out of my neighborhood, because I'm Mr Rogers.
(1) HE BECOMES MR. T, WITHOUT ANY OF THAT STUFF YOU THREW ON THERE. (3) I CAN'T DO ANYTHING BAD TO MR. ROGERS, SO YOU AREN'T BECOMING HIM. THERE.

Quote from: Hanslanda on August 12, 2012, 10:32:42 pm
Attempt to overcome betrayal syndrome. If pass, attack the lichman. If fail, attack greatest threat, Greenstarfanatic.
(4) YOUR MORALITY REMAINS INTACT, AND YOU (3+3v3) ATTACK LICHMAN. YOUR ATTACK IS PARRIED BY HIS SIGNATURE WEAPON, THE SWORD OF DAMNATION SOULS WHATEVER.

BOSS TURN
"YOU!"
(6+3v3) With a quick rotation and a flash of his blade, Lichman disarms Hanslanda. He kicks the hero onto his back and holds his blade to Hanslandas throat.
"I'll make this slow and painful."
He brings the sword onto Hanslandas leg. The wound sizzles with the untamed wrath of the thousand vengeful spectres contained within the blade.
BOSS STATUS
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MINIONS
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NEUTRAL
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HEROES
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Corai

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #652 on: August 12, 2012, 10:53:54 pm »
TAKE THE FORM OF A MAGICAL KOBOLD. PULL A DAGGER AND ASSIST LICHMAN.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #653 on: August 12, 2012, 10:53:54 pm »
Use time left alive to make an appeal to the trapped souls within the blade to turn against the boss. Also, pray to Random Number God.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #654 on: August 12, 2012, 10:56:45 pm »
Become 60's Spiderman. Do Spiderman stuff.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #655 on: August 13, 2012, 01:17:52 am »
CONVINCE WARRING BODILY FUNCTIONS NEED TO BEAT LICH FIRST. BEAT UP LICH.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #656 on: August 13, 2012, 01:21:17 am »
Quote from: Dirg on August 13, 2012, 01:17:52 am
CONVINCE WARRING BODILY FUNCTIONS NEED TO BEAT LICH FIRST. BEAT UP LICH.
Y-y-  You're Discord.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #657 on: August 13, 2012, 01:27:54 am »
Just be happy I'm on your side =D
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #658 on: August 13, 2012, 01:29:05 am »
Say that to the sarlacc pit that nearly destroyed reality - twice, albiet untintentionally - but was only stopped by the GM.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #659 on: August 13, 2012, 05:04:24 am »
DEAD? AND WHY SHOULD I CARE

FLY TO GALACTIC CORE, EAT IT

BECOME LEVEL 9999 WIZARD
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