Implode self to destroy a hero!
If not, create a miasmic star!
(4) YOU DESTROY YOURSELF, KILLING OFF SLOWPOKE. WAIT, WAS HE DEAD ALREADY? I DON'T CARE ACTUALLY.
FILL BARRELS WITH MANA THAT LICH FAILS TO CATCH, GOTTA MAKE SURE HE GETS ALL THE MANA!
RESPAWN, THEN ASK GM WHY I ALWAYS FORGET TO SAY "RESPAWN" WHEN I DIE.
(6) MANA, BEING PURE ENERGY, IS NOT STABLE. BEING NOT STABLE, IT KIND OF EXPLODES. YOU ARE NOW A VERY MAGICAL GHOST. (4) I DUNNO.
COMBINE WITH ALL PAST LIVES TO BECOME ICE CREAM-PHOENIX-DEVIL-ROACHMAN. USE NEW POWERS TO BLAZE A FROSTY INFESTED TRAIL TO LICH FOR FELLOW TEAM MATES. ALSO EQUIP BROKEN VACUUM ON LEFT HAND TO MAGICLY FIX.
(6) YOU COMBINE WITH YOUR PAST LIVES TO BECOME A SUPER BEING. ALL YOUR BODY PARTS DON'T GET ALONG. THE PHEONIX MELTS THE ICECREAM, AND THE DEVIL HATES ROACHES. YOU ARE NOW 4 WARRING BODILY FACTIONS.
Turn lich into a crippled, AIDS-afflicted, blood-poisoned, limbless, organless, teethless, but not hairless Mr T, and engage in an epic rap battle with him, culminating with him being destroyed by the power fo my rhymes. Then tell everyone to get the f*ck out of my neighborhood, because I'm Mr Rogers.
(1) HE BECOMES MR. T, WITHOUT ANY OF THAT STUFF YOU THREW ON THERE. (3) I CAN'T DO ANYTHING BAD TO MR. ROGERS, SO YOU AREN'T BECOMING HIM. THERE.
Attempt to overcome betrayal syndrome. If pass, attack the lichman. If fail, attack greatest threat, Greenstarfanatic.
(4) YOUR MORALITY REMAINS INTACT, AND YOU (3+3v3) ATTACK LICHMAN. YOUR ATTACK IS PARRIED BY HIS SIGNATURE WEAPON, THE SWORD OF DAMNATION SOULS WHATEVER.
BOSS TURN
"YOU!"
(6+3v3) With a quick rotation and a flash of his blade, Lichman disarms Hanslanda. He kicks the hero onto his back and holds his blade to Hanslandas throat.
"I'll make this slow and painful."
He brings the sword onto Hanslandas leg. The wound sizzles with the untamed wrath of the thousand vengeful spectres contained within the blade.
BOSS STATUS
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
NEUTRAL
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEUTRAL
HEROES
YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST/GOOD ITSELF AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE TRAITOR
XANTALOS, SARLACC PIT
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER
LORDSLOWPOKE, GALACTUS
TCM, EX-GALACTIC TYRANT, BOB MARLEY WIELDER
HANSLANDA, BETRAYAL SYNDROME INFECTANT
ARENA STATUS