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What execution would you prefer?

Labor camp
- 4 (20%)
List of choices (would you like to be killed by woodchipper, firing squad, gascambers...)
- 8 (40%)
Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")
- 6 (30%)
Generic Lethal injection
- 1 (5%)
Electroshock
- 0 (0%)
Life in prison
- 0 (0%)
Other (Specify)
- 1 (5%)
No opinion
- 0 (0%)

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Author Topic: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion  (Read 340290 times)

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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2505 on: November 21, 2012, 12:03:00 pm »

The Palestinian rockets have the computing targeting power of a tenth of a Tom-Tom satnav.
Most of them missed.
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2506 on: November 21, 2012, 12:07:38 pm »

The Palestinian rockets have the computing targeting power of a tenth of a Tom-Tom satnav.
Most of them missed.
The Palestinian rockets don't have a target computer. They have the accuracy of a bottle rocket with a grenade strapped on.

Though note that even then only 25-50% of the missiles is intercepted.
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2507 on: November 21, 2012, 12:09:45 pm »

We must calculate the inevitable intergalactic war with the Catgirl space fleet into this!
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2508 on: November 21, 2012, 12:11:26 pm »

The Palestinian rockets have the computing targeting power of a tenth of a Tom-Tom satnav.
Most of them missed.
The Palestinian rockets don't have a target computer. They have the accuracy of a bottle rocket with a grenade strapped on.

Though note that even then only 25-50% of the missiles is intercepted.

Ah. I must have been thinking of some other missiles.
Also, what is the practical viability of using a bottle rockets with grenades strapped on as weapons? Our budget might stretch that far...
« Last Edit: November 21, 2012, 12:13:04 pm by TopHat »
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2509 on: November 21, 2012, 12:12:31 pm »

We must calculate the inevitable intergalactic war with the Catgirl space fleet into this!
Don't go rushing things, we 're currently contemplating how to get to the DDR, let alone get to space.

As for an intergalactic Catgirl war. Hairballs + delicate machinery+ no gravity= Problem solved.
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2510 on: November 21, 2012, 12:14:09 pm »

The Palestinian rockets have the computing targeting power of a tenth of a Tom-Tom satnav.
Most of them missed.
The Palestinian rockets don't have a target computer. They have the accuracy of a bottle rocket with a grenade strapped on.

Though note that even then only 25-50% of the missiles is intercepted.

Ah. I must have been thinking of some other missiles.
Also, what is the practical viability of using a bottle rockets with grenades strapped on as weapons? Our budget might stretch that far...
Not that well, unless you plan to bomb your own position.

However, the Palestinian rockets are propelled by a mixture of sugar and fertilizer. I think we can manage that.

Edit: Though those rockets are not particulary effective. From what I can see here, they have a more or less 1-1 wound ratio. (Ie, 1 palestinian wounded by failed launches for every Iranian wounded)
« Last Edit: November 21, 2012, 12:16:04 pm by 10ebbor10 »
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2511 on: November 21, 2012, 12:16:41 pm »

We must calculate the inevitable intergalactic war with the Catgirl space fleet into this!
Don't go rushing things, we 're currently contemplating how to get to the DDR, let alone get to space.
Taking over the DDR might be difficult - does anyone have a time machine? :P
But taking over Eastern Germany might be a good idea - no one in the relevant parts would care, anyway.

Are you still updating Clockwork Empires?
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« Reply #2512 on: November 21, 2012, 04:02:38 pm »

The DRC is failing. The Rebels in the east seized the Eastern Economic capital of Goma. Riots have sprung up all over the country.
 
I don't think we can compete with these rebels.
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« Reply #2513 on: November 21, 2012, 04:07:34 pm »

We don't need to compete. By the time we can put this plan into action one side wil probably have one anyway.
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2514 on: November 21, 2012, 04:54:57 pm »

...And then we'd need to defeat it.
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2515 on: November 22, 2012, 10:25:10 am »

Mah boi, we need to mine all the way under the DRC, and then when the time comes, we cut down the last support holding it up. I mean this metaphorically of course. Have any of you played Just Cause 2?
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« Reply #2516 on: November 22, 2012, 12:48:11 pm »

Elaborate.
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2517 on: November 22, 2012, 01:55:04 pm »

Well, digging a hole that big would 1: Take a long time, 2: hit several underground things and 3: wouldn't leave a DRC to rule over.
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« Reply #2518 on: November 22, 2012, 02:58:24 pm »

According to the news, there are only 3000 rebels Total. And they just took Goma from both the government and the UN army. They're preparing to march on Khinshasa, Le Capital.
 
Holy Shit we could actually do this.
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2519 on: November 22, 2012, 06:58:46 pm »

We'd still probably be outnumbered, outgunned, and outtrained, not to mention across the Atlantic.
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