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Labor camp

4 (20%)

List of choices (would you like to be killed by woodchipper, firing squad, gascambers...)

8 (40%)

Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")

6 (30%)

Generic Lethal injection

1 (5%)

Electroshock

0 (0%)

Life in prison

0 (0%)

Other (Specify)

1 (5%)

No opinion

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 20

[TopHat]

We should look into the possibilities. I don't want the first group to die due to something we didn't research.
CRAZY MONEYMAKING SCHEME:
We could spend all our budget on Euromillions tickets if there's a big rollover or something.
Pros: ~€200million anyone?
Cons: requires a serious overdraft at the bank of luck.

[misko27]

We should look into the possibilities. I don't want the first group to die due to something we didn't research.
CRAZY MONEYMAKING SCHEME:
We could spend all our budget on Euromillions tickets if there's a big rollover or something.
Pros: ~€200million anyone?
Cons: requires a serious overdraft at the bank of luck.

I happen to have a account of the bank of luck. Its frozen, and I keep getting collection calls.

[Sprin]

We need some space weed from X-beyond

[TopHat]

We should look into the possibilities. I don't want the first group to die due to something we didn't research.
CRAZY MONEYMAKING SCHEME:
We could spend all our budget on Euromillions tickets if there's a big rollover or something.
Pros: ~€200million anyone?
Cons: requires a serious overdraft at the bank of luck.

I happen to have a account of the bank of luck. Its frozen, and I keep getting collection calls.

Shoot.
IS ANYONE HERE IN A POSITION TO MAKE A HEFTY WITHDRAWAL FROM THE BANK OF LUCK?

Sprin: If that means what I think it means, we have hemp. If not, wrong number.

And, because I l forgot to do it sooner:
------+MADPLANS STATUS REPORT:SEPTEMBER 2012+------
Budget: $0 (owed 20, having reached size 2)
Expenditure: $0

New recruits: 4
Total: 5 (admin / high command) 0 (frontline troops) 0 (logistics and supply)

Ground gained: 0km²
Ground lost: 0km²
Net gain: 0km²

Current operations: Invasion of the dem. rep. of Congo. (planning)
Invasion of Earth (idea)

Superweapons/ WMDs: 1 (brainfreez)

TopHat's notes: the re-organisation of MADPLANS was a great success. Please ask me first next time though.
More military expenditure is required.

All hail DZA!

------+END REPORT+------

Feedback?

[Helgoland]

Again, are there any objections[1] to smuggling fake rhino horn and real drugs? These seem to be good sources of urgently needed revenue...

[1] I mean real objections, not some "This is not ethical!", "This is not possible!", "You are completely insane and a danger to the whole mission!" objections. All that stuff is well-known.

[10ebbor10]

Again, are there any objections[1] to smuggling fake rhino horn and real drugs? These seem to be good sources of urgently needed revenue...

[1] I mean real objections, not some "This is not ethical!", "This is not possible!", "You are completely insane and a danger to the whole mission!" objections. All that stuff is well-known.

I know that for example elephant tusks can be sold legaly in some countries.

[Helgoland]

Again, are there any objections[1] to smuggling fake rhino horn and real drugs? These seem to be good sources of urgently needed revenue...

[1] I mean real objections, not some "This is not ethical!", "This is not possible!", "You are completely insane and a danger to the whole mission!" objections. All that stuff is well-known.

I know that for example elephant tusks can be sold legaly in some countries.

How's that an objection? That's business we can get into as well!

Do we know any arms merchants?

[10ebbor10]

Just get some extremofiles.

Another problem might be if it is ethical to deploy these lifeforms on Mars. We might be destroying an entire ecosystem. We might kill the first extraterrestial live we ever meet.

Every survey and probe and robot has shown that there is no life on Mars bigger than a bacterium. Currently.

hang on hang on hang on.

we found bacteria on mars?

Nope. We're talking about the possibility of bacteria.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Just get some extremofiles.

Another problem might be if it is ethical to deploy these lifeforms on Mars. We might be destroying an entire ecosystem. We might kill the first extraterrestial live we ever meet.

Every survey and probe and robot has shown that there is no life on Mars bigger than a bacterium. Currently.

hang on hang on hang on.

we found bacteria on mars?

I don't think it's been disproven...

[misko27]

Again, are there any objections[1] to smuggling fake rhino horn and real drugs? These seem to be good sources of urgently needed revenue...

[1] I mean real objections, not some "This is not ethical!", "This is not possible!", "You are completely insane and a danger to the whole mission!" objections. All that stuff is well-known.

I know that for example elephant tusks can be sold legaly in some countries.

How's that an objection? That's business we can get into as well!

Do we know any arms merchants?

No, But I'm sure I could send a line down to some familiy over in the Homeland and see what I can russle up.

[miauw62]

Fake rhino horn powder seems like a good busness. I think we accepted that?

[GoombaGeek]

That's an awful business plan. You'd do better selling piss as lemonade.

No, you should start your own iron-refining operation and sell the molten, worthless globs as magic spiritual magnetic resonance pendants to increase your supernatural earth attunement. You'll stop making arseloads of cash when there stop being hippies in the world.

Also, I made you guys an ASCII mission badge!

BAY12 SPEHSS PROGRAM
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"FEEL THE SPEHSS"

[miauw62]

What, they'd probably buy fake rhino horn powder. its MAGIK remember?

[IronTomato]

Again, are there any objections[1] to smuggling fake rhino horn and real drugs? These seem to be good sources of urgently needed revenue...

[1] I mean real objections, not some "This is not ethical!", "This is not possible!", "You are completely insane and a danger to the whole mission!" objections. All that stuff is well-known.

I know that for example elephant tusks can be sold legaly in some countries.

How's that an objection? That's business we can get into as well!

Do we know any arms merchants?

No, But I'm sure I could send a line down to some familiy over in the Homeland and see what I can russle up.

I live in Maine.
It's like guns heaven up here!

[Sprin]

considering we dont have uniforms S.P.R.I.N has developed a new magma coating that covers the body and heats it up to the same tempature as magma.