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List of choices (would you like to be killed by woodchipper, firing squad, gascambers...)

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Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")

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Generic Lethal injection

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Total Members Voted: 20

[Graknorke]

Once again, we restart the core of Mars like in that one TOTES SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE FILM of the same name (the core).
All we need is seven people willing to die for the sake of science.

[Vorthon]

Thanks, Grak, for reminding of that piece of shit.

I need to go scrub my brain now.

Anywhozits, I say I'll need access to uploading facilities so I can oversee the terraforming efforts. Which means that we should invest in research into possible methods of uploading once we have the money.

[TopHat]

MADPLANS PERSONNEL LIST
Head of Operations (TopHat) LvL1
Head of The Unconventional Warfare Department(10ebbor10) LvL2
-Head of Zoological Warfare(GreatWyrmGold)
Head of The Airforce (helgoland)LvL2
-Head of Bomber Command (vacant) LvL3 -
-Head of Fighter Command (vacant) LvL3
Head of The Engineering Corps (vorthon)LvL2
Head of Defensive Operations (vacant)LvL2
Head of The (space) Navy (vacant)LvL2
-Head of Civilian Auxiliary Craft (cargo ships, etc) (vacant) LvL3
Head of Ground Forces (vacant)LvL2
-Head of Armoured Corps (vacant) LvL3
-Head of Infantry (vacant)LvL3
Some Random Tiebreaker(GreatWyrmGold)LvLn/a
Any other positions ideas?
The LvL is the place in the Chain Of Command (LvL1 is the top(hat), lvl2 is below, etc)

WAFFLE, CAN YOU UPDATE OP WITH THIS PLEASE?

[WaffleEggnog]

MADPLANS PERSONNEL LIST
Head of Operations (TopHat) LvL1
Head of The Unconventional Warfare Department(10ebbor10) LvL2
-Head of Zoological Warfare(GreatWyrmGold)
Head of The Airforce (helgoland)LvL2
-Head of Bomber Command (vacant) LvL3 -
-Head of Fighter Command (vacant) LvL3
Head of The Engineering Corps (vorthon)LvL2
Head of Defensive Operations (vacant)LvL2
Head of The (space) Navy (vacant)LvL2
-Head of Civilian Auxiliary Craft (cargo ships, etc) (vacant) LvL3
Head of Ground Forces (vacant)LvL2
-Head of Armoured Corps (vacant) LvL3
-Head of Infantry (vacant)LvL3
Some Random Tiebreaker(GreatWyrmGold)LvLn/a
Any other positions ideas?
The LvL is the place in the Chain Of Command (LvL1 is the top(hat), lvl2 is below, etc)

WAFFLE, CAN YOU UPDATE OP WITH THIS PLEASE?

OK GOT IT

[TopHat]

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MADPLANS PERSONNEL LIST
Head of Operations (TopHat) LvL1
Head of The Unconventional Warfare Department(10ebbor10) LvL2
-Head of Zoological Warfare(GreatWyrmGold)
Head of The Airforce (helgoland)LvL2
-Head of Bomber Command (vacant) LvL3 -
-Head of Fighter Command (vacant) LvL3
Head of The Engineering Corps (vorthon)LvL2
Head of Defensive Operations (vacant)LvL2
Head of The (space) Navy (vacant)LvL2
-Head of Civilian Auxiliary Craft (cargo ships, etc) (vacant) LvL3
Head of Ground Forces (vacant)LvL2
-Head of Armoured Corps (vacant) LvL3
-Head of Infantry (vacant)LvL3
Some Random Tiebreaker(GreatWyrmGold)LvLn/a
Any other positions ideas?
The LvL is the place in the Chain Of Command (LvL1 is the top(hat), lvl2 is below, etc)

WAFFLE, CAN YOU UPDATE OP WITH THIS PLEASE?

OK GOT IT

Thanks.

There are still places up for grabs.

[Scelly9]

I would like to volunteer for the position of testpilot for various spacecraft.

[Sprin]

No chance I could start a group for banding together and preposing stupid and pointless ideas?
Right now Iam thinking we need a boling ally.

[GoombaGeek]

All we need is seven people willing to die for the sake of science.

Sounds like your everyday game of Dwarf Fortress.

[Graknorke]

All we need is seven people willing to die for the sake of science.

Sounds like your everyday game of Dwarf Fortress.

It actually follows a pretty similar formula.

1: Nobody quite knows what will happen, but they send the morons along anyway
2: MAGMA EVERYWHERE (repeats indefinitely)
3: Something goes wrong, it messes up, but they fix it. One guy dies in the process.
4: The problem had consequences, killing another guy before it is fixed for good.
5: The plan continues as normal
6: The plan won't really work
7: Almost everyone goes insane, then get killed to try and continue the plan.
8: The sane ones GTFO.

That's actually a decent enough plot synopsis too. It was pretty terrible.

[miauw62]

No chance I could start a group for banding together and preposing stupid and pointless ideas?
Right now Iam thinking we need a boling ally.

A boiling ally?
I dont think they would be your ally after you boiled them.

[GoombaGeek]

You can make cheap musket balls by pouring molten lead through a sieve in the vacuum of space, then catching the balls with a large sphere of water! And all you need is a low Earth orbit, some molten lead, a sieve, someone willing to play Touhou with burning metal in order to catch all the bullets and zero safety measures! And you get cheap musket balls for use in space muskets! Awesome!!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

You can make cheap musket balls by pouring molten lead through a sieve in the vacuum of space, then catching the balls with a large sphere of water! And all you need is a low Earth orbit, some molten lead, a sieve, someone willing to play Touhou with burning metal in order to catch all the bullets and zero safety measures! And you get cheap musket balls for use in space muskets! Awesome!!

Or we could build a device to send space junk raining down upon who we are fighting.  I think there are thousands of bits big enough, that if entered earth's atmosphere at the right angle, would impact the ground.

[TopHat]

You can make cheap musket balls by pouring molten lead through a sieve in the vacuum of space, then catching the balls with a large sphere of water! And all you need is a low Earth orbit, some molten lead, a sieve, someone willing to play Touhou with burning metal in order to catch all the bullets and zero safety measures! And you get cheap musket balls for use in space muskets! Awesome!!

Or we could build a device to send space junk raining down upon who we are fighting.  I think there are thousands of bits big enough, that if entered earth's atmosphere at the right angle, would impact the ground.

YES!!!
How will it work? Magnets?

[10ebbor10]

You can make cheap musket balls by pouring molten lead through a sieve in the vacuum of space, then catching the balls with a large sphere of water! And all you need is a low Earth orbit, some molten lead, a sieve, someone willing to play Touhou with burning metal in order to catch all the bullets and zero safety measures! And you get cheap musket balls for use in space muskets! Awesome!!

Or we could build a device to send space junk raining down upon who we are fighting.  I think there are thousands of bits big enough, that if entered earth's atmosphere at the right angle, would impact the ground.

Unfortunately, most of those bits are active sattelites. The old ones are often smaller.

Besides, don't expect them to do more than local destruction. They'll have about the same impact of a V-2, probably less.

[miauw62]

Active sattelites would probably be devestating too, not only because they crash, but mostly because they are sattelites being used for something.
All people that research the universe and stuff would go in a huge nerd rage.
And lots of people would get lost due to the lack of GPS.