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Labor camp

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List of choices (would you like to be killed by woodchipper, firing squad, gascambers...)

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Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")

6 (30%)

Generic Lethal injection

1 (5%)

Electroshock

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Life in prison

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Other (Specify)

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Total Members Voted: 20

[Pon_Katt]

Grounded in reality? Read the thread over Zanzetkuken. I am being realistic compared to the rest of these madmen.

Then I have work to do whenever something crazy appears.

Just don't investigate when people go missing and we will have no problems. ... Not really, I can torture troublemakers as a side job, if you all wish.

What kinds of tortures do you have in mind?

Spoiler: References to ponies in spoiler, spoilered so you can't rage. (click to show/hide)

Read that MLP fanfic cupcakes for a rough idea. For better sadistic lulz, youtube it.

Minus the whole, cannibalism thing. ... Yeah.

Great!  Just give me a knife, anesthetic, and a practice subject and I'll start!  Car battery and nails would also help.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Grounded in reality? Read the thread over Zanzetkuken. I am being realistic compared to the rest of these madmen.

Then I have work to do whenever something crazy appears.

Just don't investigate when people go missing and we will have no problems. ... Not really, I can torture troublemakers as a side job, if you all wish.

What kinds of tortures do you have in mind?

[spoiler=References to ponies in spoiler, spoilered so you can't rage.]
Read that MLP fanfic cupcakes for a rough idea. For better sadistic lulz, youtube it.

Minus the whole, cannibalism thing. ... Yeah.
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Great!  Just give me a knife, anesthetic, and a practice subject and I'll start!  Car battery and nails would also help.
[/quote][/spoiler]

I want the name of the subject and proof of paperwork before you start.

[Corai]

I shall have the paperwork over as soon as possible, but I will need you to pick it up yourself. Actually, it's done, down in the basement, come on down.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I shall have the paperwork over as soon as possible, but I will need you to pick it up yourself. Actually, it's done, down in the basement, come on down.

Has to be on my desk, Corai.  And you are banned from any experiments, due to your organization trying to achieve 'peace'.

[piemanpie24]

Grounded in reality? Read the thread over Zanzetkuken. I am being realistic compared to the rest of these madmen.

Then I have work to do whenever something crazy appears.

Just don't investigate when people go missing and we will have no problems. ... Not really, I can torture troublemakers as a side job, if you all wish.

What kinds of tortures do you have in mind?

Torture is included in this:

Every death will be investigated, due to the limited amount of people that will be on the mission.  You cannot count every person on the forums, due to the fact that most have not signed up for this mission, and every life is needed for the success of the colony.

The exception is if you sign the correct paperwork to prove that it is for !!Science!! or Science.

Bureaucracy done right! And !!Science!! is the best kind of science. We all know that.

To discourage torturers and murderers, the paperwork will be 100+ pages long depending upon a variety of factors.

To deal with this, I request my movement from M.A.D. P.L.A.N.S. to a new department, "the Governmental Enforcers".  I shall lead this new department.  We will need the law enforcement.

It needs a better name, in my opinion. Something acronym-y.

[Corai]

I shall have the paperwork over as soon as possible, but I will need you to pick it up yourself. Actually, it's done, down in the basement, come on down.

Has to be on my desk, Corai.  And you are banned from any experiments, due to your organization trying to achieve 'peace'.

Heh. Buinesses run by madmen always find ways Zanzetkuken. I have absolutely no idea why I suddenly went from peace to torture, but it's fun.

Still, we are P.E.A.C.E. Protecting earth alliances completely ethically... Actually, that name is a bit misleading. Since I keep the alliance from shattering by torturing those out for war to death, but meh. Terrans don't seem to mind torture.

[Slayerhero90]

Minus the whole, cannibalism thing. ... Yeah.

Why no canabalism? I'd be willing to eat meals made of human flesh. Now I'm hungry for ribs.

[Corai]

Minus the whole, cannibalism thing. ... Yeah.

Why no canabalism? I'd be willing to eat meals made of human flesh. Now I'm hungry for ribs.

... Zanzetkuken...

Name:Slayerhero90
Reason:Defiling the dead

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I shall have the paperwork over as soon as possible, but I will need you to pick it up yourself. Actually, it's done, down in the basement, come on down.

Has to be on my desk, Corai.  And you are banned from any experiments, due to your organization trying to achieve 'peace'.

Heh. Buinesses run by madmen always find ways Zanzetkuken. I have absolutely no idea why I suddenly went from peace to torture, but it's fun.

Still, we are P.E.A.C.E. Protecting earth alliances completely ethically... Actually, that name is a bit misleading. Since I keep the alliance from shattering by torturing those out for war to death, but meh. Terrans don't seem to mind torture.

We should hold ourselves to a higher standing than Terrans, besides, I am fairly sure that torture is slowly being outlawed here on earth.

To discourage torturers and murderers, the paperwork will be 100+ pages long depending upon a variety of factors.

To deal with this, I request my movement from M.A.D. P.L.A.N.S. to a new department, "the Governmental Enforcers".  I shall lead this new department.  We will need the law enforcement.

It needs a better name, in my opinion. Something acronym-y.

That is a placeholder until I come up with an acronym for the department.

Minus the whole, cannibalism thing. ... Yeah.

Why no canabalism? I'd be willing to eat meals made of human flesh. Now I'm hungry for ribs.

... Zanzetkuken...

Name:Slayerhero90
Reason:Defiling the dead

Punishment: Death
Limitations: None
Notes: Anyone may take this assignment
Reward: Less paperwork and any satisfaction that you have during the execution.  Immunity to one infraction.

[Corai]

I assume that is paperwork for "Corai, have at it."

Slayerhero90, come here. I have some ribs for you.

[Slayerhero90]

Sorry! Still on Earth!

[piemanpie24]

Minus the whole, cannibalism thing. ... Yeah.

Why no canabalism? I'd be willing to eat meals made of human flesh. Now I'm hungry for ribs.

... Zanzetkuken...

Name:Slayerhero90
Reason:Defiling the dead

Well, he didn't eat them per say. He just implied that he WOULD eat human flesh.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Minus the whole, cannibalism thing. ... Yeah.

Why no canabalism? I'd be willing to eat meals made of human flesh. Now I'm hungry for ribs.

... Zanzetkuken...

Name:Slayerhero90
Reason:Defiling the dead

Well, he didn't eat them per say. He just implied that he WOULD eat human flesh.

Amending Paperwork to: In the Case of the Defiling of Dead.

[Corai]

Minus the whole, cannibalism thing. ... Yeah.

Why no canabalism? I'd be willing to eat meals made of human flesh. Now I'm hungry for ribs.

... Zanzetkuken...

Name:Slayerhero90
Reason:Defiling the dead

Well, he didn't said he will eat them per say. He just implied that he WOULD have eaten human flesh.

See this? We must capture Slayer and let me... take care of him.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Minus the whole, cannibalism thing. ... Yeah.

Why no canabalism? I'd be willing to eat meals made of human flesh. Now I'm hungry for ribs.

... Zanzetkuken...

Name:Slayerhero90
Reason:Defiling the dead

Well, he didn't said he will eat them per say. He just implied that he WOULD have eaten human flesh.

See this? We must capture Slayer and let me... take care of him.

I do not believe in the punishment before crime philosophy, amendment of paperwork holds.  Any action upon earlier edition will be punished accordingly.