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List of choices (would you like to be killed by woodchipper, firing squad, gascambers...)

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Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")

6 (30%)

Generic Lethal injection

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Electroshock

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Life in prison

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Total Members Voted: 20

[Corai]

Can I borrow his brain? I need a footrest.

What if we put his brain in a robot, gave that robot some super sweet dance moves, and entered him into the dance contest! Then all our money problems would be solved!

No, not brainfreez, he WILL kill EVERYONE!  Instead, we have the robot look like a kobold and put Corai's brain into it.

I feel like I must speak to Zanzetkuken in PEACE HQ, alone. If he doesn't come out... Hey, anyone like my new suit?

I am never going to PEACE HQ without SPARTAN-II battle armor.  And a Helicopter chain-gun.  And an invulnerable force-field.

*Presses button under desk*

He knows, kill him before he warns the rest of the colony. Okay, now Zanzetkuken we can work something out peacefully.

Heh, not really. I'm not a evil mastermind plotting to destroy you all.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Can I borrow his brain? I need a footrest.

What if we put his brain in a robot, gave that robot some super sweet dance moves, and entered him into the dance contest! Then all our money problems would be solved!

No, not brainfreez, he WILL kill EVERYONE!  Instead, we have the robot look like a kobold and put Corai's brain into it.

I feel like I must speak to Zanzetkuken in PEACE HQ, alone. If he doesn't come out... Hey, anyone like my new suit?

I am never going to PEACE HQ without SPARTAN-II battle armor.  And a Helicopter chain-gun.  And an invulnerable force-field.

*Presses button under desk*

He knows, kill him before he warns the rest of the colony. Okay, now Zanzetkuken we can work something out peacefully.

*puts on 1 1/2 inch Kevlar full-body suit with opening for mouth*
*puts on full body titanium alloy plating with titanium wire mesh for breathing*
*grab M16A1 (full and working) and 10 extra clips (full)*
*organize all of M.A.D. P.L.A.N.S. under my command (all equipped with working weapons)*
*cut off all electrical supply to P.E.A.C.E.*
*attack P.E.A.C.E. HQ*

Keep whatever happens grounded in reality Corai.  That means no adamantine armor or weapons, since adamantine does not exist in reality.

[10ebbor10]

It can exist though. it's just a magical kind of carbon nanowavers something.

As for dwarfs liking skiing, doesn't matter. I do,
The point is as you ski down the hill you're followed by an large cloud/ wave of Co2 you just helped to evaporate.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

1)It can exist though. it's just a magical kind of carbon nanowavers something.

2)As for dwarfs liking skiing, doesn't matter. I do,
The point is as you ski down the hill you're followed by an large cloud/ wave of Co2 you just helped to evaporate.

1)Note: It is sharper than an atom.  An impossibility that breaks a law of Physics (I think.)

2)Thoughts go through all forum-goers minds on how to weaponize this.

[piemanpie24]

1)It can exist though. it's just a magical kind of carbon nanowavers something.

2)As for dwarfs liking skiing, doesn't matter. I do,
The point is as you ski down the hill you're followed by an large cloud/ wave of Co2 you just helped to evaporate.

1)Note: It is sharper than an atom.  An impossibility that breaks a law of Physics (I think.)

2)Thoughts go through all forum-goers minds on how to weaponize this.

Don't worry, I have experience in breaking the laws of physics. I don't have time to elaborate, but it involves a bowl of pudding, Adolph Hitler, and the Large Hadron Collider.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

1)It can exist though. it's just a magical kind of carbon nanowavers something.

2)As for dwarfs liking skiing, doesn't matter. I do,
The point is as you ski down the hill you're followed by an large cloud/ wave of Co2 you just helped to evaporate.

1)Note: It is sharper than an atom.  An impossibility that breaks a law of Physics (I think.)

2)Thoughts go through all forum-goers minds on how to weaponize this.

Don't worry, I have experience in breaking the laws of physics. I don't have time to elaborate, but it involves a bowl of pudding, Adolph Hitler, and the Large Hadron Collider.

Tell it to the director of M.A.D. P.L.A.N.S. and me in a PM, and no one else.  The possibilities are enormous.  And some of those on this forum are morally unstable.  I have high morals, compared to most people on this planet.

[Corai]

Grounded in reality? Read the thread over Zanzetkuken. I am being realistic compared to the rest of these madmen.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Grounded in reality? Read the thread over Zanzetkuken. I am being realistic compared to the rest of these madmen.

Then I have work to do whenever something crazy appears.

[Corai]

Grounded in reality? Read the thread over Zanzetkuken. I am being realistic compared to the rest of these madmen.

Then I have work to do whenever something crazy appears.

Just don't investigate when people go missing and we will have no problems. ... Not really, I can torture troublemakers as a side job, if you all wish.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Grounded in reality? Read the thread over Zanzetkuken. I am being realistic compared to the rest of these madmen.

Then I have work to do whenever something crazy appears.

Just don't investigate when people go missing and we will have no problems. ... Not really, I can torture troublemakers as a side job, if you all wish.

Every death will be investigated _{Unless (maybe) it is brainfreez}, due to the limited amount of people that will be on the mission.  You cannot count every person on the forums, due to the fact that most have not signed up for this mission, and every life is needed for the success of the colony _{except for maybe brainfreez}.

[piemanpie24]

Grounded in reality? Read the thread over Zanzetkuken. I am being realistic compared to the rest of these madmen.

Then I have work to do whenever something crazy appears.

Just don't investigate when people go missing and we will have no problems. ... Not really, I can torture troublemakers as a side job, if you all wish.

What kinds of tortures do you have in mind?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Grounded in reality? Read the thread over Zanzetkuken. I am being realistic compared to the rest of these madmen.

Then I have work to do whenever something crazy appears.

Just don't investigate when people go missing and we will have no problems. ... Not really, I can torture troublemakers as a side job, if you all wish.

What kinds of tortures do you have in mind?

Torture is included in this:

Every death will be investigated, due to the limited amount of people that will be on the mission.  You cannot count every person on the forums, due to the fact that most have not signed up for this mission, and every life is needed for the success of the colony.

The exception is if you sign the correct paperwork to prove that it is for !!Science!! or Science.

[Corai]

Grounded in reality? Read the thread over Zanzetkuken. I am being realistic compared to the rest of these madmen.

Then I have work to do whenever something crazy appears.

Just don't investigate when people go missing and we will have no problems. ... Not really, I can torture troublemakers as a side job, if you all wish.

What kinds of tortures do you have in mind?

Spoiler: References to ponies in spoiler, spoilered so you can't rage. (click to show/hide)

Read that MLP fanfic cupcakes for a rough idea. For better sadistic lulz, youtube it.

Minus the whole, cannibalism thing. ... Yeah.

[piemanpie24]

Grounded in reality? Read the thread over Zanzetkuken. I am being realistic compared to the rest of these madmen.

Then I have work to do whenever something crazy appears.

Just don't investigate when people go missing and we will have no problems. ... Not really, I can torture troublemakers as a side job, if you all wish.

What kinds of tortures do you have in mind?

Torture is included in this:

Every death will be investigated, due to the limited amount of people that will be on the mission.  You cannot count every person on the forums, due to the fact that most have not signed up for this mission, and every life is needed for the success of the colony.

The exception is if you sign the correct paperwork to prove that it is for !!Science!! or Science.

Bureaucracy done right! And !!Science!! is the best kind of science. We all know that.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Grounded in reality? Read the thread over Zanzetkuken. I am being realistic compared to the rest of these madmen.

Then I have work to do whenever something crazy appears.

Just don't investigate when people go missing and we will have no problems. ... Not really, I can torture troublemakers as a side job, if you all wish.

What kinds of tortures do you have in mind?

Torture is included in this:

Every death will be investigated, due to the limited amount of people that will be on the mission.  You cannot count every person on the forums, due to the fact that most have not signed up for this mission, and every life is needed for the success of the colony.

The exception is if you sign the correct paperwork to prove that it is for !!Science!! or Science.

Bureaucracy done right! And !!Science!! is the best kind of science. We all know that.

To discourage torturers and murderers, the paperwork will be 100+ pages long depending upon a variety of factors.

To deal with this, I request my movement from M.A.D. P.L.A.N.S. to a new department, "the Governmental Enforcers".  I shall lead this new department.  We will need the law enforcement.