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Total Members Voted: 20

[brainfreez]

i am from Latvia .

[Sting_Auer]

Alright, could someone catch me up on what is going on? I'm not going to read through ~70 pages.

[TopHat]

Alright, could someone catch me up on what is going on? I'm not going to read through ~70 pages.

It's impossible to describe.... Just read it. It's shorter than most succession forts. You'll get through it in a short period of time.

EDIT: brilliant news! A private project, Mars 1, is planning to colonise mars. The 1st astronauts will arrive (if on schedule) in 2023.
In the meantime, they will be sending up a comms satellite, supplies (including 2500kg of food), living and life support units, and will even scout out the best location for a colony!
The one problem will be getting the supplies without being made criminals for stealing it.

[Helgoland]

Latvia? Isn't that soomewhere between Russia and that bit of Russia that used to be Germany?
Us Europeans should put together a DF meet sometime.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Alright, could someone catch me up on what is going on? I'm not going to read through ~70 pages.

It's impossible to describe.... Just read it. It's shorter than most succession forts. You'll get through it in a short period of time.

EDIT: brilliant news! A private project, Mars 1, is planning to colonise mars. The 1st astronauts will arrive (if on schedule) in 2023.
In the meantime, they will be sending up a comms satellite, supplies (including 2500kg of food), living and life support units, and will even scout out the best location for a colony!
The one problem will be getting the supplies without being made criminals for stealing it.

Or, we could simple apply to go there. Some of us, at least; they could prepare the way for the rest.

[TopHat]

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Alright, could someone catch me up on what is going on? I'm not going to read through ~70 pages.

It's impossible to describe.... Just read it. It's shorter than most succession forts. You'll get through it in a short period of time.

EDIT: brilliant news! A private project, Mars 1, is planning to colonise mars. The 1st astronauts will arrive (if on schedule) in 2023.
In the meantime, they will be sending up a comms satellite, supplies (including 2500kg of food), living and life support units, and will even scout out the best location for a colony!
The one problem will be getting the supplies without being made criminals for stealing it.

Or, we could simple apply to go there. Some of us, at least; they could prepare the way for the rest.

True, but it would be a long process, not to mention the other candidates. (40 in total, 4 every 2 years from 2023 onwards)
If only we had the resources to do it all ourselves...
How's the letter to China going? (and please no more google translate nonsense)

[brainfreez]

Latvia? Isn't that soomewhere between Russia and that bit of Russia that used to be Germany?
Us Europeans should put together a DF meet sometime.

no , it is next to Russia , Estonia and Lithuania.

well , Latvia was occupied by Germans in middle ages and WW2 , but it is not a part of Germany .

[GreatWyrmGold]

Re: Sanctioned Mars Trip: It's a better idea than robbing them.

How's the letter to China going? (and please no more google translate nonsense)

Alright, how about general nonsense?

[brainfreez]

why not robot cat instead of letter ?

[TopHat]

Re: Sanctioned Mars Trip: It's a better idea than robbing them.

How's the letter to China going? (and please no more google translate nonsense)

Alright, how about general nonsense?

only 40 astronauts, and we'll have competition. They will also be filmed 24/7, so no 'evil' plans.
General nonsense is fine, it's what the thread's built on. (not to mention the forums)

why not robot cat instead of letter ?

do we have a robot cat? What if leader of China fancies a +cat roast+?
I have defeated your plan with logic [/sarcasm]

[WaffleEggnog]

Damn , everyone is from America .

Im from Italia, though im currently living in Quebec.

[TopHat]

Damn , everyone is from America .

Im from Italia, though im currently living in Quebec.

Cool, Italy's a nice place.

Also: Eureka! We claim Mars! If Dennis Hope can claim the moon, what's stopping one of us (probably pres. DZA) from claiming Mars? Then we can sue all others for trespassing!

[brainfreez]

tophat , if a cat adopts a human , the human is powerless to the cat , if cat said give 1.000.000.000 $ to brainfreez , the president will do so .

[TopHat]

tophat , if a cat adopts a human , the human is powerless to the cat , if cat said give 1.000.000.000 $ to brainfreez , the president will do so .

how do we control the cat then? (since we have no robots)
The cat has adopted brainfreez!
brainfreez gives all his money to the RSPCA!

[brainfreez]

the robot cat should have remote control , buletproof steel plate armor , camouflage mechanisms , rocket engine for flying and lazer rifles .


also it should have thermonuclear catsplosion button (self destruction button) .
to make it more effective it should have a mini nuclear reactor inside .