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[misko27]

Urist McMigrant: The overseer wants me to put a pick through the rock between me and the magma? Hells no.

[Nyxalinth]

Urist McMoody:  Carving an entire bed form a single alexandrite is insane!  I want some good solid wood and maybe some bones for decorations on it instead.

Urist McEngraver:  The mayor really hates large roaches,  so I shouldn't carve them in his chambers.  (I accidentally typed 'crave' instead of carve which made it even more hilarious until I fixed it).

Urist McBroker:  What self respecting merchant would want all this carved stone crap?  Let's trade them those gold bracelets instead.

Urist McExpeditionLeader:  Are you out of your mind?  There's no way we're setting up a fort in a freezing, terrifying biome! 

Clowns:  Naw, we'll stay down here and not bother anyone. Take all the cotton candy you want.

[SirAaronIII]

Limul Abanducim, Migrant: No, I am NOT standing under this drawbridge.

[XXSockXX]

Kobold Thief: "I'm done with this. We haven't managed to steal a single sock from this fort in 25 years. I'm gonna get a new job."

[Ziga]

The goblins are bringing ladders!

i don't know why but i really laughed at that

[Syuviel]

Urist mcSacrificialMiner: "hm, the overseer told me to dig out a bunch of upward ramps and escape stairs right next to this warm stone, and then told me to dig through the warm stone... I wonder if i'm meant to run away from the molten rock that's issuing towards me...


Urists McMilitia: Great, the gobbos are running away, now let's follow them and see how THEY like being sieged!

[Ultimuh]

Elven Merchant: "You know what? These wooden crafts are well crafted, I think they will sell for a nice profit back home."

[terko]

Urist McHarvester: Ah, these plants can be harvested, I can carry all five at once so let's take them all and bring them directly to the stockpile.

Urist McMason: I've got my own workshop, assigned to !!ME!!, I'm a Legendary Grandmaster and do all the good stuff only. I will not bother with those walls that have to be build, my 20 apprentices can do that!

[GoombaGeek]

Urist McBrewski: "Our fortress has twenty thousand plump helmets but no alcohol. Let's just dump some of these barrels in the moat to free up some room for wine, or I'll get right bloody pissed off."

Urist McChild: "Daddy, can you teach me how to chop down trees?"

Urist McMilitary cancels Kill Urist McKilledabuggedtrader: Preventing loyalty cascade.

Elfy McTrader: "A wooden bin? Oh wait, it has the elven insignia carved on the bottom, it's one of the bins we sold you last year. Sorry for the inconvenience."

And something that shouldn't happen:
Urist McMason: "I just finished making a meshed wall that allows the passage of liquids and gases while restricting movement of creatures!"
Urist McEngraver: "That's grate!"

[Loud Whispers]

The goblins are bringing ladders!

Snugbo: Well no one's invented ladders yet...

Maybe we could just use some of that rope? You know, the rope that basically everything sentient on the face of the world can find lying about?

[Monk321654]

Urust McNoble: "Well, I am rather angry that my mandate for a room has not been filled, but since we're still building vital constructions, I suppose I can wait."

[pisskop]

The goblins are bringing ladders!

Snugbo: Well no one's invented ladders yet...

Maybe we could just use some of that rope? You know, the rope that basically everything sentient on the face of the world can find lying about?

Nope, but even pop culture zombies know how to climb upon each other.

[MalikDama]

...
And something that shouldn't happen:
Urist McMason: "I just finished making a meshed wall that allows the passage of liquids and gases while restricting movement of creatures!"
Urist McEngraver: "That's grate!"

*sigh*

[FlickerFly]

Urist McNoble- Uh, you want me to sleep on this? It's just a bed frame. I need a mattress.
Or-
Urist McNoble- Uh, you want me to sleep on this? The blankets are made of wood.

Urist McHermit- Wha? Oh yeah, I broke my arm in a cave-in. I'd better get up and try to treat it. It's not like anybody's going to rescue me.

Cat- Of course I don't want to adopt a dwarf! They suck.

Urist McFriendOfUristMcMelancholy- I'm going to force-feed you until you snap out of it. Also, my name is stupid.

Urist McTrader- Make sure to lock the door behind you, there's a goblin ambush out there and this fortress has no military.

Urist McAnnoying- So you want me to stay in that room full of skeletons while you lock the door? I don't think so.

Urist McMechanic- Here are your 20 wooden mechanisms.

Urist McStatuemaker- I do like rats, but I suppose I should make something else what with Urist McNoble's rat-phobia and all.

Urist McMigrant- Would you mind showing me around?

Urist McOverseer- I'm a dwarf!

[SixOfSpades]

Litast Fathzon, Exterminator: "There. We have finally killed all of the rats."

This is a wax figurine of dwarves.

Dodok Urdimbekar, Farmer: "Dude, I live right next door, and I have to get up early. You think you could hold off on all that hammering while people are trying to sleep?"
Sibrek Likotvucar, Armorer: "Oh, yeah. Sorry about that."

Dastot Esarreg, Brewer: "Oh no! A Dwarven Child has wandered into the enclosure full of trained War Dogs! He will get mauled to pieces!"