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[Firehawk45]

Urist McMarksdwarf: "Ok, one gobbo is crippled, he is no thread anymore. I better shoot at the other ones."

Urist McMarksdwarf²: "Trolls and Gobbos, Marksdwarfes, spread your fire amongst the trolls, aim for the Heads, stop them from reaching the doors at ANY COST! Ignore the gobbos, they cant breach those doors!"

[WealthyRadish]

Vutog Shukmug, miner: "Oh, I'm on fire."

[RenoFox]

Urist McDwarf: "Hey guys, I got the beer! Now we can get the party started!"

Urist McAxedwarf: "New greaves available? I'll drop off my old ones after I've picked them up."

*This is a masterfully crafted adamantine mace. Its core is made of lead.*

Human McMerchant: "We didn't bring any blood this year because you never buy any."

Urist McSheriff: "I beat him unconscious, that'll teach him!"

[jcnorris00]

Urist McPreggers: "I'm barely mobile, my armor no longer fits, and I could go into labor at any time.  Perhaps it would be best for everyone if I took medical leave from my military duties instead of waddling out the main gate to fight goblins and trolls."

[XXSockXX]

Urist McSpammer cancels Post Dubious Business Proposal: Needs DF-related content.

[misko27]

Urist MCPlayer: The broker is too busy! I guess I'll just let someone else do it. Its not like its a hard job.

[dash27]

Siege Operator: I am safely behind fortifications.  Instead of running away if I see a goblin, perhaps I should attempt to kill it with this ballista.

[Corai]

Urist mcnecromancer migrant: Okay, I live here now. I will NOT reanimate every body I see, and only do so to assist in the defense of the fort.

[MasterShizzle]

Urist McAnyone: "A party? Sounds fun! I'll drop by later, though. I've got work to do."

[Sprin]

Urist mc cook- Mabe ill coom something other than stew biscuts and roast.

Urist mc cheese maker- Everyone likes cheese

Pointy eared not that much of a bastard- We make wooden items and logs to everyone but maybe we shouldnt get pissy when they sell one wooden bolt that was in the bin, AND maybe we should use metal wepons and give dwarves the fights they want!!

[MassDebater]

Urist McFormerMom: "I don't care about that waterfall and that high quality sock! MY kid just died!"

[tahujdt]

Urist McPossessed: What's that you say, spirits? No, there is no way I can make a scepter out of leather! Leave me alone!

Urist McAnydwarf: You know, We have a full stockpile of mugs. I should get one, instead of drinking directly out of the barrel.

Urist McBlacksmith: Lead bins? Why? Won't that give people lead poisoning?

Urist McStonecrafter: You want me to make cinnabar mugs to go in the lead bins? First make me some heavy leather gloves to protect my hands.

[GoombaGeek]

Urist McLiar: "Oh yes, this isn't a normal +gabbro mug+. Oh heavens no. It's infused with the soul of a dead demon we recently encountered in the cavern depths. If you leave it outside on a windy night, you can even hear its forlorn howls. ☼25,000 and it's yours!"

Bob McHumantrader: "Great! We'll take two!"

I should hope that one day, the Lying skill will do this.

[IT 000]

Urist McMother : Oh no a goblin! I'd better protect my child!

Human McBandit : It's broad daylight, no matter how hard you sneak I can still see you.

[WaffleEggnog]

Urist McWaffleEggnog;"Damn i cant think of anything"