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[Megaman]

>Kiss him, you fool

[PlutoniumApe]

"Of course... how could I have been so blind?
LOVE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!"

"Come and give papa a smooch... for old times' sake!"

[ottottott]

I come back to this.
We need more subconciousnesses that are on the sane side.
Apparently this is your "Datan Koganurist has tamed the batmans in the depths of the world."
FOR SANITY!

This is turning to some struggle between good and evil in Datan's head. Like those little floating ones that hover next to your head and whisper you what to do.

[Dariush]

EXPLOIT HIS VULNERABILITY. DRAW YOUR SWORD AND CUT HIS THROAT. FAILING THAT, SMASH HIS SKULL WITH YOUR HAMMER.

[Ultimuh]

Snap back to your senses.
This being obviously used to be your ally!
This kiss will only make things from now on VERY awkward.
Apologize with the notion that amnesia have rendered you VERY confused.
Now let's just continue to make sense of this whole mess!

[Askot Bokbondeler]

i hereby eternally cast my vote against anything dariush suggests. when i'm absent and unable to reply in time, count as if i quoted darush's post, replying with a "-1"

[Dariush]

i hereby eternally cast my vote against anything dariush suggests. when i'm absent and unable to reply in time, count as if i quoted darush's post, replying with a "-1"

I find your deference to sanity HERETICAL.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

i hereby eternally cast my vote against anything dariush suggests. when i'm absent and unable to reply in time, count as if i quoted darush's post, replying with a "-1"

I find your deference to sanity HERETICAL.

-1

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[PlutoniumApe]

"I don't know what hit me there, didn't mean to impose...
... I'm just confused, I've got no idea where I am...
... who I am! Where I'm supposed to go next...
... do you know anything? The hammer? The goblins?
The gemstones? The slug? Anything?"

"... I see... clearly you are not yourself.
They are all connected, Koganurist. Don't you remember?"

"... of course you don't!
You banished him, the Ancient One...
I have never seen that hammer before,
but I can show you where to find the other gem stone."

"You will have to get it yourself...
... I will not help you...
... not after what you have done to my kin...
... and myself."

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i hereby eternally cast my vote against anything dariush suggests. when i'm absent and unable to reply in time, count as if i quoted darush's post, replying with a "-1"

I find your deference to sanity HERETICAL.

PlutoniumApe cancels story, interrupted by Bay12 Community!
PlutoniumApe has gone stark raving mad!
PlutoniumApe is running around babbling.

Well well well
Everyone gets a vote, even Dariush
Although I must admit that you are making this really hard for me sometimes 

Don't worry, I'll just punish reward you once in a while for your stupid !!FUN!! suggestions. The story must continue!

Apparently this is your "Datan Koganurist has tamed the batmans in the depths of the world."

Anyone care to make Legend entries for a couple of events in the story so I can link to them on the front page? 
Clearly Datan must be a Historical Figure by now!
What's the kill count?

[Ultimuh]

Tell him that you will in time, make ammends for these transgressions.
But for now, you will take your leave and try to make sense of all this.

[squishynoob]

show him the figurine and ask if he knows about it.

[PlutoniumApe]

"Fair enough!
I will continue with my quest... and maybe some day make this up to you.
This isn't the last you will have heard of me! There is no time to waste..."

"But before I leave... you wouldn't know anything about that 3-horned guy?
This place is plastered with his face... dent..."

"The Ancient One.
They have come to free him once again."




"They will need the gem stones.
The second one is hidden beyond this tunnel."

"Get it before the goblins do.
But beware its guardians' deadly secretions!"

[zombie urist]

So the slug is a FB...

Collect our stuff and go through the tunnel.

[ottottott]

Yes, we must carry onwards. But, last question to the bat, ask about curing your giant purple friend. I swear it looks like a fez.

[QuakeIV]

If he doesn't want to help willingly, then I say we don't give up a proper flying mount.

Re-Lasso him and fly to victory!!