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[PlutoniumApe]

"One last thing... what about the big boil on my head?
Can you cure it?"

"Boil? ... I thought that was your head.
Can't help you, won't help you.
You're on your own now, Koganurist."

"Thanks for nothing I guess!"



"Alright... let's see.
Doesn't look like anyone had been here in the meantime.
So this thing is the guardian? Now what?"

[Dariush]

Aw, don't any of you guys want to try to get [[OffTheRails]] and murder everything in our path?

SNEAK OUT OF THE CAVERN, THROW SPEAR INTO THE BATMAN'S HEAD FROM BEHIND, LAUGH WHILE HE DIES IN PAIN.

Failing that, tie a rope to the spear and try to stick it into the green slug-stuff.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

naturally, i oppose to the murdering of the manbat. i also don't think we have a spear
further, i think it would be unwise to pierce the shell of the guardian and release more deadly pus
i'm out of ideas though

[squishynoob]

I also disagree with harming the old bat.

If you look closely, there is a cave behind the slug.
That's probably where the gem is.

We could try causing a cave-in, somehow,
Or, using the waterfall to flood the area.
Or simply luring the slug away as long as we need.

I would a avoid a direct attack due to the slime - the goblin down there was "dissolved", only the skull is left.

[Dariush]

Hm. Okay, propose an ultimatum to the batman: he flies down there and explores the slug without touching the pus or we murder him horribly.

Also, we do have a spear on our back.

[PlutoniumApe]

"I don't really feel like going back. He said he's not going to help me.
I can always kill him later, let's just get the gem stone, alright?"

"There's also not enough space to really fly around here.
This thing is blocking most of the cave... can't see beyond it."

"Also took the liberty to tie the rope to the spear.
Doesn't sound like the worst idea. You guys just said you got nothing."



"That worked, somehow.
No green stuff oozing out.
I think the spear's stuck."

"If you tell me how I'm supposed to do any of these things...
... I'm always up for destruction. Flooding, Cave-In? Where do I sign up?"

[Dariush]

Who cares about some gemstone? Don't you want some ☼batman brain roast☼ instead? DELICIOUS ROAST. WITH KITTEN TALLOW. NOW MURDER HIM IN COLD BLOOD AND PREPARE HIS BRAINS. DO IT.

[PlutoniumApe]

"I sure could use a snack!"

[Askot Bokbondeler]

nooooooooooooooo

they killed our pall! and they have doomy!!
take the hammer, FIGHT!

[Dariush]

They couldn't have climbed in through the waterfall, since it took us considerable acrobatics to do so, so they most probably shoved away the boulder at the bottom. RUN RIGHT NEVER STOP DESCEND USING THE SAME TRICK AS EARLIER.

[PlutoniumApe]

[Dariush]

Throw a piece of meat at the engravings. I want to see what happens.

[PlutoniumApe]

"Bounced right off..."

[Askot Bokbondeler]

*martial trance*
IT'S HAMMERTIME! CAN'T TOUCH THIS, DUNDUNDUNDUN

[Dariush]

Throw the hammer into the face of the goblin to the left of you, then

*martial trance*
IT'S HAMMERTIME! CAN'T TOUCH THIS, DUNDUNDUNDUN

This.