The next morning Rope was approached by a woman. She was very skinny and had long copper hair. She addressed him in a high pitched voice. "I'm Tuco Upixaked a hunter, I hear you're supposed to kill Gili Icebreed and the bandits to the soutwest. I'll show you the way, but I don't help you fight. I just get you there. We leave whenever you're ready. The sooner the better."
They treked southeast together the whole day. As the sun set Tuco said they were close to the bandit's usual haunts. The made camp, the night passing uneventfully. In the morning Tuco gathered her things. "Did anyone tell you Gili Icrbreed is though to be a vampire? Armok be with you," she said, and departed.
Rope turned his eyes in the direction she had pointed and sighed. One of his pet rats had climbed out of his backpack onto his shoulder. He handed it a peice of banok left over from breakfast. "Well, lets get going"
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Out of character note, my Hunter compaion dispeared randomly after waking up, so it got retconned as her just being a guide.
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Rope almost stumbled over the first of the bandits. He was a pikeman, and approached bravely to meet the armored intruder. Rope reached over his shoulder to the pouch of iron throwing darts. He hurled one at the pikeman but it went wide, as did the next two. His hand was unusually numb today. The pikeman as quite close now though and the fourth dart found it's mark. It struck deep and square in the bandit's right upper leg striking to the bone. The man screamed out, stumbled and fell dazed. Rope saw his chance and rushed forward. He swung his weapons together, striking the enemies throat with his pick and cleaving in his skull with his longsword.
Rope stooped gathering the man's long iron pike and a pulling his dart from the wound. As he did so another man aproached, and perhaps more a ways behind him. But this first though, he was the target. On his brow he wore a crown of human teeth. He was not a skulking vampire, he was strong and proud. He came on, yelling his name and title, a leering grin on his face.
Rope bent over and lifting the body of the poor spearman quickly over his head he hurled it at the vampire chieftan. The man was too large to avoid, and too heavy to block. It struck low on the chieftans body. There was an odd cracking noise and he stumbled to the ground. A brief flash of fear was shown in his eyes, but it was quickly releaced by indandecent rage. He swatting aside the iron pike that Rope hurled at him.
Even with his legs barely functional he could still be dangerous. And who knows what reserves might come from the tree line? Rope gestured and the corpse of the spearman, who's name he somehow now knew, Budo Oquohube, rises and comes closer. Rope tried to ignore the massive, still bleeding holes in his head and throat.
The monstrocity did nothing against the vampire, his undead kin, but stood patiently by waiting for other threats to Rope. "The loyalty of the dead is so pleasingly rigid is it not?" Rope said, laughing grimly.
The vampire nodded and painstakingly crawled closer. "You will have to kill me yourself then," it said.
Rope took a step forward and swung his sword at the vampire's head. But somehow the blow never found it's target. Perhaps it was his numb right had, perhaps it was the curse, perhaps it was the unatural agility and skill of the creature he faced. He swung again and again, each time the blow somehow going wide, or the target rolling out of the way.
Suddenly he was losing ground to a creature that not even stand. The blows came in flurries, the vampire striking, scratching wiht his hands, slashing and stabbing with his scimitar. They all glanced off Rope's armor with little effect, but this was clearly a fight that could end badly for him if he did not end it quickly. The thing could not use it's legs and still outclassed him.
Then suddenly pain and the taste of blood in his mouth! He stagger back trying to figure out how badly he was hurt. He felt his face and found the place his upper front teeth were suppposed to be. He charged back in determined to end this.
Again and again he stuck at the vampire, but it was like swinging at the wind. Again and again the vampire struck, only to be rebuffed by the streanght of iron plate.
On the vampire's next swing he was ready he cut at the raised sword arm, struking it in the bicep and severing it cleanly. Again he swung slashing the other arm. The vampire lost hold of it's shield. It roared at him in impotent fury as he brought down this iron longsword in an overhead swing, splitting the crown of human teeth and cleaving it's skull in twain.
Rope stooped and stripped the corpse of it's macabre jewelry as tokens of his victory, also gathering the weapons and his iron darts. Suddenly from the trees to the west burst two more foes, coming to late to aid their master.
Rope gestured, the corpse of the vampire shuddered and began to move, but this time not of it's own will. Rope was still holding one of the darts he had just picked up, he threw it at the closest foe, a spearman. It sunk deep into his chest, he staggered and began to wheeze.
In a moment the reanimated corpse of Bubo the first spearman was upon him, landing a mighty blow that must surely have shattered the right shoulder. The corpse lurched into the man and they fell tangled and thrashing.
The second man moved to help his companion, desperately striking at the corpse as it mauled him.
Rope moved in from the side and took off the lashers strong hand with a flick of his sword, then charged, striking the lasher in the chest with enough force to knock him over. Again he struck with the pick, lodging it deep in the lashe's chest. The lasher screamed in pain letting down his guard. Rope cut as his unprotected head tearing the brain.
Rope pulled his pick from the corpse and turned his attention back to the spearman. The two zombies were busy mauling him brutally. He was just in time to see one of them rip his nose clean off while the other one strangled him.
Rope walked around to the side and delivered a coup de grace, driving the point of his pick between the mans eyes.
The zombies slowly let go of the corpse. The one holding the nose let it drop to the ground with a plop. Rope stared at them with disgust. He really needed to stop using these things.
He sighed, returned to gathering the weapons of his foes. The bandits had of all things a copper wheelbarrow. He piled the loot into that and started trundling northward, back to Nutsfancied.
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Combat log:
The flying ®+iron bolt+¯ misses The Pikeman!
The flying ®+iron bolt+¯ strikes The Pikeman in the right upper leg, chipping the bone through the sheep wool cloak!
A tendon has been torn!
The ®+iron bolt+¯ has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Pikeman falls over.
The Pikeman gives in to pain.
You strike The Pikeman in the throat with your steel pick, tearing it apart through the sheep wool cloak!
A major artery has been opened by the attack!
You stab The Pikeman in the head with your +iron long sword+, tearing the muscle, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain through the donkey leather hood!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The +iron long sword+ has lodged firmly in the wound!
Pikeman has been struck down.
You pick up the iron pike and put it in your osprey leather backpack.
You pick up the llama wool pouch and put it in your osprey leather backpack.
You pick up the ®+iron bolt+¯ and put it in your ®+two-humped camel leather quiver+¯.
You pick up the Budo Oquohube's corpse and put it in your osprey leather backpack.
The spinning Budo Oquohube's corpse strikes The warlord in the lower body, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the lower spine's nervous tissue through the rope reed fiber cloak!
The warlord blocks The spinning iron pike!
You gesture!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse shudders and begins to move!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse stands up.
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord scratches You in the right foot, but the attack is deflected by Your +iron high boot+!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord scratches You in the right upper arm, bruising the muscle through the +cougar leather cloak+!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord slashes You in the right upper arm with his iron scimitar, but the attack is deflected by Your *®+iron mail shirt+¯*!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord stabs You in the lower body with his iron scimitar, but the attack is deflected by Your +®+iron greaves+¯+!
You pick up the silt loam and put it in your osprey leather backpack.
The warlord blocks The spinning silt loam!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord slashes You in the left foot with his iron scimitar, but the attack is deflected by Your +iron high boot+!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord slashes You in the left lower arm with his iron scimitar, but the attack is deflected by Your *iron left gauntlet*!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord stabs You in the left upper arm with his iron scimitar, bruising the muscle through the +cougar leather cloak+!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord stabs You in the left lower arm with his iron scimitar, bruising the skin through the +cougar leather cloak+!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord slashes You in the lower front teeth with his iron scimitar, but the attack is deflected by Your *®+iron mail shirt+¯*!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord punches You in the right foot with his left hand, but the attack is deflected by Your +iron high boot+!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord slashes You in the upper body with his iron scimitar, but the attack is deflected by Your +iron breastplate+!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord stabs You in the upper front teeth with his iron scimitar and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The flying ®+iron bolt+¯ misses The warlord!
The warlord blocks The flying ðbronze arrowð!
The warlord scratches You in the left upper arm, bruising the muscle through the +cougar leather cloak+!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord punches You in the upper body with his right hand, but the attack is deflected by Your +iron breastplate+!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord stabs You in the head with his iron scimitar, bruising the skin through the *®+rope reed fiber hood+¯*!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord bites You in the right lower arm, but the attack is deflected by Your *iron right gauntlet*!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord stabs You in the lower body with his iron scimitar, but the attack is deflected by Your +®+iron greaves+¯+!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord punches You in the second finger, right hand with his right hand, but the attack is deflected by Your *iron right gauntlet*!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord stabs You in the right lower arm with his iron scimitar, bruising the skin through the +cougar leather cloak+!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord slaps You in the upper body with the flat of his iron scimitar, but the attack is deflected by Your +iron breastplate+!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord stabs You in the left upper leg with his iron scimitar, but the attack is deflected by Your +®+iron greaves+¯+!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
You miss The warlord!
The warlord slashes You in the left upper arm with his iron scimitar, but the attack is deflected by Your *®+iron mail shirt+¯*!
You strike at The warlord but the shot is blocked!
The warlord counterstrikes!
The warlord misses You!
The warlord loses hold of the armadillo leather left mitten.
The warlord loses hold of the rope reed fiber left glove.
The warlord loses hold of the iron scimitar.
You stab The warlord in the left upper arm with your +iron long sword+ and the severed part sails off in an arc!
You slash The warlord in the right lower arm with your +iron long sword+, tearing apart the muscle through the rope reed fiber cloak!
An artery has been opened by the attack and a sensory nerve has been severed!
The warlord loses hold of the iron shield.
The warlord misses You!
You slash The warlord in the head with your +iron long sword+, tearing apart the muscle, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain through the human tooth crown!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The +iron long sword+ has lodged firmly in the wound!
Gili Isdiloge, Swordsman has been struck down.
You pick up the ðbronze arrowð and put it in your ®+two-humped camel leather quiver+¯.
You pick up the iron scimitar and put it in your osprey leather backpack.
You pick up the iron shield and put it in your osprey leather backpack.
You pick up the rope reed fiber pouch and put it in your osprey leather backpack.
You pick up the +human tooth earring+ and put it in your osprey leather backpack.
You pick up the +human nail ring+ and put it in your osprey leather backpack.
You pick up the +human tooth bracelet+ and put it in your osprey leather backpack.
You pick up the human hair amulet and put it in your osprey leather backpack.
You pick up the human tooth crown and put it in your osprey leather backpack.
You pick up the ®+iron bolt+¯ and put it in your ®+two-humped camel leather quiver+¯.
You pick up the iron pike and put it in your osprey leather backpack.
You pick up the ®+iron bolt+¯ and put it in your ®+two-humped camel leather quiver+¯.
You gesture!
The Gili Isdiloge's mutilated corpse shudders and begins to move!
You pick up the ®+iron bolt+¯ and put it in your ®+two-humped camel leather quiver+¯.
The flying ®+iron bolt+¯ strikes The Spearman in the upper body, tearing the muscle, chipping the left false ribs and tearing the right lung through the rope reed fiber cloak!
A tendon in the left false ribs has been torn!
The Spearman is having trouble breathing!
The ®+iron bolt+¯ has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse punches The Spearman in the right hand with her right hand, bruising the fat through the rope reed fiber right mitten!
The Spearman misses The Budo Oquohube's corpse!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse charges at The Spearman!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse punches The Spearman in the lower body with her right hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the rope reed fiber cloak!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse collides with The Spearman!
The Spearman is knocked over!
The Lasher blocks The spinning iron shield!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse punches The Spearman in the right lower arm with her right hand, bruising the muscle through the rope reed fiber cloak!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse punches The Spearman in the right upper arm with her left hand, jamming the bone through the right shoulder's muscle and shattering the right shoulder's bone!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse punches The Spearman in the lower body with her left hand, bruising the fat through the rope reed fiber cloak!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse scratches The Spearman in the left upper arm, bruising the bone through the rope reed fiber cloak!
The Spearman stands up.
The Budo Oquohube's corpse charges at The Spearman!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse punches The Spearman in the upper body with her right hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung through the rope reed fiber cloak!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse collides with The Spearman!
The Spearman is knocked over!
The Lasher lashes The Budo Oquohube's corpse in the right upper arm from behind with her bronze whip, bruising the muscle!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse punches The Spearman in the left upper leg with her left hand, bruising the bone through the rope reed fiber cloak!
The Gili Isdiloge's mutilated corpse grabs The Lasher by the lower body from behind with his right lower leg!
The Lasher punches The Gili Isdiloge's mutilated corpse in the lower body with her right hand, bruising the fat!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse scratches The Spearman in the thumb, left hand, shattering the bone through the rope reed fiber left mitten!
The Gili Isdiloge's mutilated corpse takes The Lasher down by the lower body with The Gili Isdiloge's mutilated corpse's right lower leg!
The Lasher loses hold of the rope reed fiber left mitten.
The Lasher loses hold of the rope reed fiber left glove.
The Lasher loses hold of the bronze whip.
You slash The Lasher in the left hand from the side with your +iron long sword+ and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse kicks The Spearman in the left foot with her left foot, jamming the bone through the left ankle's muscle and shattering the left ankle's bone!
The Spearman is no longer stunned.
The Lasher stands up.
The Gili Isdiloge's mutilated corpse misses The Lasher!
You charge at The Lasher!
The Lasher looks surprised by the ferocity of Your onslaught!
You strike The Lasher in the upper body with your steel pick, tearing the muscle and tearing apart the liver through the tiger leather cloak!
The steel pick has lodged firmly in the wound!
You collide with The Lasher!
You maintain possession of the steel pick.
The Lasher is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse strikes at The Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Lasher counterstrikes!
The Lasher misses The Budo Oquohube's corpse!
You strike The Lasher in the upper body with your steel pick, tearing apart the muscle and shattering the left true ribs through the tiger leather cloak!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
A tendon in the left true ribs has been torn!
The steel pick has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse grabs The Lasher by the lower front teeth with her right lower arm!
You slash The Lasher in the head with your +iron long sword+, tearing apart the muscle, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain through the llama wool hood!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The Lasher has been knocked unconscious!
Lasher has been struck down.
The Budo Oquohube's corpse grabs The Spearman by the copper spear with her left hand!
The Gili Isdiloge's mutilated corpse grabs The Spearman by the rope reed fiber cloak with his right upper leg!
The Spearman punches The Gili Isdiloge's mutilated corpse in the upper body with his left hand, bruising the fat and bruising the right lung!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse punches The Spearman in the right lower leg with her right hand, bruising the bone through the cow leather robe!
The Gili Isdiloge's mutilated corpse releases the grip of The Gili Isdiloge's mutilated corpse's right upper leg on The Spearman's rope reed fiber cloak.
The Budo Oquohube's corpse bites The Spearman in the nose, tearing apart the cartilage through the rope reed fiber cloak!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse latches on firmly!
The Gili Isdiloge's mutilated corpse kicks The Spearman in the left foot with his right foot, shattering the bone through the gazelle leather shoe!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse shakes The Spearman around by the nose and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The nose is ripped away and remains in The Budo Oquohube's corpse's grip!
The Gili Isdiloge's mutilated corpse punches The Spearman in the right upper arm with his right hand, jamming the bone through the right shoulder's muscle and shattering the right shoulder's bone!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse drops Olo Uletoma's nose.
The Budo Oquohube's corpse punches The Spearman in the right upper arm with her left hand, shattering the bone through the rope reed fiber cloak!
The Gili Isdiloge's mutilated corpse grabs The Spearman by the throat with his right lower leg!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse punches The Spearman in the lower body with her left hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the rope reed fiber cloak!
The Gili Isdiloge's mutilated corpse places a chokehold on The Spearman's throat with The Gili Isdiloge's mutilated corpse's right lower leg!
The Budo Oquohube's corpse punches The Spearman in the right upper leg with her left hand, bruising the bone through the rope reed fiber cloak!
The Spearman kicks The Gili Isdiloge's mutilated corpse in the upper body with his right foot, bruising the fat and bruising the left lung!
The Gili Isdiloge's mutilated corpse strangles The Spearman's throat!
The Spearman passes out.
The Budo Oquohube's corpse punches The Spearman in the head with her left hand, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue through the chicken leather hood!
The Spearman loses hold of the copper spear.
The Gili Isdiloge's mutilated corpse strangles The Spearman's throat!
You strike The Spearman in the head with your steel pick, tearing apart the muscle, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain through the chicken leather hood!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
Spearman has been struck down.
Lookit all those misses O_O