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[Caellath]

Eisenhard moves on to the library! To read books on Egypt and discover the methods of restoring kitty lives.

[Yoink]

Balakoj was unsettled by his close escape, and wanted to get the hell out of dodge. He knew he only had to find and follow one of those paths the humans were always travelling along in the strange shiny boxes they called 'cars', and eventually he'd reach a crossroad where they would always stop, when a nasty red light told them to. Although the tough old cat would never admit it, the vampire monster on his tail scared him, almost as much as his near-miss all those years ago with that insudtrial harvester.
It was time to take a vacation.

"Got to get away gotta get away... Get out of here a while..."

Find an in-use road, hijack a stopped car at an intersection!

>Then drive to small abandoned ranch out of town and lay low for a while.

[NRDL]

"Wha...snap out it!"

Break out of trance.  Then, meditate in order to clear one's mind, and sharpen one's mental faculties.

[lawastooshort]

Under the watchful eye of my exploding stuffed toy army, practice the dodging arts of the ninja in order to gain proficiency therein.

[quinnr]

Eisenhard moves on to the library! To read books on Egypt and discover the methods of restoring kitty lives.

You walk down the Main Street a tiny bit, but it turns out that the Library is right next door to the store! You move there. New location revealed! (3)

Balakoj was unsettled by his close escape, and wanted to get the hell out of dodge. He knew he only had to find and follow one of those paths the humans were always travelling along in the strange shiny boxes they called 'cars', and eventually he'd reach a crossroad where they would always stop, when a nasty red light told them to. Although the tough old cat would never admit it, the vampire monster on his tail scared him, almost as much as his near-miss all those years ago with that insudtrial harvester.
It was time to take a vacation.

"Got to get away gotta get away... Get out of here a while..."

Find an in-use road, hijack a stopped car at an intersection!

>Then drive to small abandoned ranch out of town and lay low for a while.

You jump straight into the conveniently open window of a car stopped in the parking lot and drive it straight away. Even without thumbs, you make a great driver, and make it to a faraway ranch in the middle of nowhere. New location revealed! (6)

"Wha...snap out it!"

Break out of trance.  Then, meditate in order to clear one's mind, and sharpen one's mental faculties.

You concentrate on your mind, and break out of the trance. You then sit down in the full lotus meditation position and meditate for a while, but nothing notable comes to you. (2)

Under the watchful eye of my exploding stuffed toy army, practice the dodging arts of the ninja in order to gain proficiency therein.

You ask the stuffed animals for guidance, and learn the art of prepared dodging. If you are aware that an attack is coming at you, you should have a much better time dodging it. (5)

[Caellath]

Eisenhard searches for books on Ancient Egypt and reads them until he finds what he wants.

[NRDL]

Keep Meditating.  Use Belikoj's name as a chant, a mantra, to focus my rage.

[lawastooshort]

Right. Lead my army of stuffed toys into the outside world. Search for an army of technology, or some other foe to test ourselves against.

[Yoink]

>Stop the engine, climb out and stealthily check if the ranch is occupied.
Keep a wary eye out for any dogs. If it seems abandoned, well, go in and make myself at home!
If there are occupants, work out who/what they are.

[quinnr]

Eisenhard searches for books on Ancient Egypt and reads them until he finds what he wants.

You search the Library and find the book you wanted within minutes. Your findings are astonishing! It appears that if a cat is placed on a sacred altar (or other flat surface), along with the removed heart of a dog and a human, they can absorb the dog's lifeforce, restoring their lives, as long as the chant contained in the book is sung. You memorize it completely before burning the book in the Library's incinerator. (6)

Keep Meditating.  Use Belikoj's name as a chant, a mantra, to focus my rage.

You focus further on your mind. Suddenly, you come to a supernatural realization of the location of the ranch Belakoj is on. It would be simple to get there now if you had some transportation. (5)

Right. Lead my army of stuffed toys into the outside world. Search for an army of technology, or some other foe to test ourselves against.

You walk outside, and realize that that store you were just in had an electronics section. You send some stuffies to key points in the building's structure, and cause the entire electronics area to collapse, as well as making the rest of the building pretty unstable. (5)

>Stop the engine, climb out and stealthily check if the ranch is occupied.
Keep a wary eye out for any dogs. If it seems abandoned, well, go in and make myself at home!
If there are occupants, work out who/what they are.

You look around, happy at the non-existence of other beings nearby. While you are heading inside, however, you realize that this is actually a catnip farm. Interesting. (5)

could you add me to the waitlist, please?

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greebo the bastard
that's pretty much me. minus the turning into a human part. and the females being permanently attracted to me. don't want to spoil anyone else's fun now, do I?

Will do.
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Turns reset.

[Caellath]

Eisenhard tries practicing the chanting so he will be less likely to fail should he ever need it.

[lawastooshort]

Climb on top of the store and krav maga it.

[NRDL]

"I know where he is...now to get there."

Hunt some rats and drink their blood.  Use their blood to improve wings for long distance flight.

[Yoink]

"Hrmm... Yess... Good. This place'll do, for a while." Balakoj strolled leisurely around the place, inhaling the lovely aroma of catnip.
He knew his enemy would come, though, eventually. He turned his greyish-green eyes towards the way he came, thinking. He wouldn't give up so easily, this time. This time, he would have the upper hand.
'I'll have to be careful around this stuff, though,' he thought grimly to himself as he inspected the catnip(from a distance). He'd seen it drive cats insane.


>Finish exploring, and then start to fortify the ranch!
>Consume catnip in safe doses for inspiration, scavenge materials and begin work on a giant slingshot mounted in the barn, along with a telescope-type device to spot approaching vampire cats.

>Also search the place for any human weapons, like firearms. They could come in handy...

[quinnr]

Eisenhard tries practicing the chanting so he will be less likely to fail should he ever need it.

You completely memorize the chant. You could now preform it without even  using any of your own effort besides the breath of air. (6)

Climb on top of the store and krav maga it.

You kick the store, and the rest of it completely collapses. Epic! (6)

"I know where he is...now to get there."

Hunt some rats and drink their blood.  Use their blood to improve wings for long distance flight.

You look around, and fail to find any mice. You look a little bit more, but..still no mice. It turns out all the mice have detected your vampirism and have all traveled for miles just to get away from you. (1)

"Hrmm... Yess... Good. This place'll do, for a while." Balakoj strolled leisurely around the place, inhaling the lovely aroma of catnip.
He knew his enemy would come, though, eventually. He turned his greyish-green eyes towards the way he came, thinking. He wouldn't give up so easily, this time. This time, he would have the upper hand.
'I'll have to be careful around this stuff, though,' he thought grimly to himself as he inspected the catnip(from a distance). He'd seen it drive cats insane.


>Finish exploring, and then start to fortify the ranch!
>Consume catnip in safe doses for inspiration, scavenge materials and begin work on a giant slingshot mounted in the barn, along with a telescope-type device to spot approaching vampire cats.

>Also search the place for any human weapons, like firearms. They could come in handy...

You make some Catnip tea and chug it down, and use your heightened senses to find a bunch of firewood in the back. It'd take a bit more work in order to fortify the building, though. (4)