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[bukitodinos]

(psst, I will never ever ever say 'no, you cannot weaponize that')

human phallus? > or Magma? or brainslugs?

[10ebbor10]

(psst, I will never ever ever say 'no, you cannot weaponize that')

human phallus? > or Magma? or brainslugs?

1. Toady
2. Why not: Should we get our hands on some atomic warheads or something, we could create a vulcano at will
3. Can't weaponize a weapon. Besides, we haven't got any brainslugs, and the majority was against them.

[bukitodinos]

I WILL PLAN.....


someday

1 was a joke

[Ross Vernal]

You divide the seeds, spores, and cuttings equally, and then segment the Large Flowers from the Hydroponic Queen's Flowers. As luck would happen to have it, half of the Queen's Flowers remain Queen's Flowers. You strongly get the impression that this just happened to be luck, and that future attempts may have very different results. Either way, You plant an example of every kind of plant next to a Flower, and give the rest to the Humans. Stampy seems slightly annoyed by this, but the Weak Humans seem to know exactly what to do, and request certain tools and lights. You order the NavDrones to work with them for materials, and set about Your own work.

First on this, of course, is to check the Virus. It has infected thousands of computers already, most of them of the personal computer variant. It is still undetected. It has accessed the Central Mainframe of the largest network in the closest city. It has succeeded in penetrating the first level of military security. It has infected a Shuttleport and has currently infected 4 shuttles. You leave the Virus alone for now, and set about making a large Stasis Chamber. It is rather slow work to dig it, so You whip up some explosives and quickly excavate a proper Stasis Chamber. The Tech Drone spends most of the night building the Chamber while you design a Basic Kai Landcarrier with stealth and camouflage options. Each can individually hold a single Predator and a Drone pilot, or ten Soldiers, or thirty Drones.


You contemplate the options of a grand cannon, and send the Tech Drone to build and install it after the Stasis Chamber is complete. You create a semi-random pattern of magnetic shields for greater defenses, and spend the remainder of the day improving upon the Tech Drone's armor designs to create a Soldier-Sized Heavy Powered AEPS. It is designed for the explicit purpose of carrying heavy weaponry / light artillery and heavy objects. It is not maneuverable, and a Soldier cannot move very quickly in it, but You estimate its damage capabilities to come very near to Predator levels.

By the strangest coincidence, it happens to make a Soldier look like a shorter, less-tall Predator.

Night falls. The  production of the Multivehicle Launch System is going ahead of schedule, and You anticipate it will take merely a quarter of the night instead of half the night. You note that many eggs have developed, and that many of the anticipated Large offspring has developed into Soldier-sized eggs.

[You Are:

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1 Queen Kai (Full) (Wearing Powered AK-AEPS)
1 Level 3 Nurse Drone (Full)
1 Level 2 Navigation/Programming Drone (Full)
1 Level 2 Navigation Drone (Not Hungry)
1 Level 2 Tech Drone (Not Hungry) (Wearing Powered AK-AEPS)
1 Level 1 Digging Drone (Not Hungry)
1 Predator Drone (Full) (Gen 1)
17 Digging Drones (Not Hungry, Gen 1)
15 Basic Drones (Not  Hungry)
24 Basic Drones (Not Hungry, Gen 1) (Wearing AEPS)
4 Flying Drone (Almost Full, Gen 1) (Wearing AEPS)
1 Soldier (Almost Full, Gen 1) (Wearing Heavy Powered AK-AEPS (Artillery Variant)
1 Soldier (Almost Full, Gen 1) (Wearing Powered AK-AEPS)
2 Flying Soldier (Gen 1) (Wearing Powered AK-AEPS)
1 Flying Soldier (Not Hungry, Gen 1) (Wearing Powered AK-AEPS)
1 Flying Soldier (Not Hungry) (Wearing Powered AK-AEPS)
3 Basic Soldier (Not Hungry) (Wearing Powered AK-AEPS)
5 Drone Larvae (Gen 1)
3 Flying Drone Larvae (Gen 1)
2 Soldier Larvae (Gen 1)
2 Flying Soldier Larvae (Gen 1)
1 Predator Larvae (Gen 1)
1 Nurse Larvae (Gen 1)
15 Laid Drone Eggs (Gen 1)
9 Laid Flying Drone Eggs (Gen 1)
8 Laid Soldier Eggs (Gen 1)
8 Laid Flying Soldier Eggs (Gen 1)
1 Laid Predator Eggs (Gen 1)
1 Laid Nurse Egg (Gen 1)
2 Laid Commander Egg (Gen 1)
2 Queen Flowers (Mature / Recovering.2) )
9 Active Underground Flowers
4 Ripening Aboveground Flowers (Cold-Tolerant)
68 Immature Aboveground Flowers (Cold-Tolerant)
13 Immature Competing Queen's Flowers
6 Hydroponic Large Flower
6 Hydroponic Queen's Flower
A Mechanical Flying Scout of Human Origin
8 Mechanical Flying Light Scout
1 Mechanical Flying Soldier
1 Experimental Stealth Carrier
1 Basic Aircraft

Your Developing Eggs

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4 S-1 Flying Drone Eggs
2 S-2 Flying Drone Eggs
1 S-3 Flying Drone Egg
6 S-4 Flying Drone Egg
4 S-5 Flying Drone Egg
3 S-6 Flying Drone Egg
2 S-7 Flying Drone Egg
4 S-8 Flying Drone Egg
2 T-1 Drone Eggs
3 T-2 Drone Eggs
2 T-3 Drone Eggs
1 T-4 Drone Egg
2 T-5 Soldier Eggs
3 T-6 Soldier Eggs
1 T-7 Soldier Egg
1 T-8 Soldier Egg
1 T-9 Drone Egg
2 T-10 Drone Egg
1 T-11 Drone Egg
1 T-12 Drone Egg

Your Unready Fertilized Eggs

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2 Gen 2 S-1 (Medium, Winged, Improved Sensory, Intelligent)
4 Gen 2 S-2 (M Wing Improved Sensory)
5 Gen 2 S-3 (M Wing Intelligent)
4 Gen 2 S-5 (Small, Wing, Improved Sensory, Intelligent)
3 Gen 2 S-6  (S Wing Improved Sensory)
4 Gen 2 S-7 (S Wing Intelligent)
2 Gen 2 S-8 (S Wing)
6 Gen 2 T-1 (M, Improved Hands, Improved Sensory, Intelligent)
3 Gen 2 T-2 (M, Improved Hands, Intelligent
4 Gen 2 T-3 (M, True Hands, Improved Sensory, Intelligent)
5 Gen 2 T-4  (M, True Hands, Intelligent)
1 Gen 2 T-5 (Large, Improved Hands, Improved Sensory, Intelligent)
T-6 (L, Improved Hands, Intelligent)
2 Gen 2 T-7 (L, Improved Sensory, Intelligent)
2 Gen 2 T-8 (L, Intelligent)
2 Gen 2 T-9 (Small, Improved Hands, Improved Sensory, Intelligent)
1 Gen 2 T-10  (S, Improved Hands, Intelligent)
2 Gen 2 T-11 (S, Improved Sensory, Intelligent)
2 Gen 2 T-12 (S, Intelligent)

Your Nest
Location - the general area of Here
Outdoors - Pretty Hard to Detect by Casual Scans

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Insulated Improved Non-Reflective Level 2 Agricultural Earthworks with Many Flowers of Life
Improved Sensory Array: Sensory Array, Visual Sensory Arrays
Level 2 Improved Defensive Earthworks: Camouflaged Heavy Assault Armor Plating, Internal Fortifications, Medium Pulse Cannon, 7x Anti-Air Double-Barreled Rail Cannons, Heavy Artillery Emplacement, Rocket Launcher Emplacement
Open Dead Lava Tube, concealing a Mostly Constructed Multi-Vehicle Launch System
{Open Dead Lava Tube}
{Covered Trap Pit}

Indoors

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Level 2 Defensive Earthworks: Camouflaged Heavy Assault Armor Plating, Internal Fortifications, Advanced Security Interlocks
Insulated Reinforced Queen's Chamber with Two Queen's Flowers and Eggs (Automated)
Insulated Level 2 Flower Chamber with Nine Flowers of Life and a Hydroponic Queen's Flower
Insulated Level 2 Improved Industrial Technology Lab with an Improved Automated Weapons Facility, a EPS Suit Assembler, a Universal Parts Assembler, a Vehicle Bay, & a Molecular Assembler
Insulated Improved Human Containment Lab Subsection (Sleeping Pads, Chairs, Water Supply, Disconnected Computer Network)
Insulated Improved Food Synthesizer with a Biorecycler and Bacteria Vat (Unit of Food & Unit of Human Food Templates)
Insulated Fusion Reactor Chamber
Insulated Improved Heating Tunnel: Internal Ventilation System
Reinforced Expansion Tunnels to Queen's Chamber
Queen's Chamber with 38 Competing Flowers (Deep, Automated)
Improved Defensive Cave-In Tunnel 1 (Improved Internal Fortifications, Long Drop)
Constructed Tunnel to Ice
Constructed Tunnel to MVLS
Mostly Constructed Multiple Vehicle Launch Pad (Advanced Security Interlocks)

You Own

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A Bunch of Spare Parts: (Computer, Mechanical, Fusion Reactor, Weaponry)
2 Charged Portable Batteries
Point Defense Laser / Smelter
A Lot of Damaged to Intact Metal Plating
Many Computer Parts / Wiring
1 Diagnostic Computer
A Kinetic Energy Penetration Warhead
1 Telemetry Computer
Display Panels
4 Dormant Flowers
1 Dormant Cold-Tolerant Flower
Relevant Tools
A Queen-Sized Heavy Energy Machine Gun
3 Soldier-Sized Heavy Pumped Energy Tribarrel
1 Tech Drone-Sized Heavy Pumped Energy Tribarrel
10 Human-Sized Mid-Caliber Assault Projectile Weaponry
5 Human-Sized One-Shot Rockets
3 Human-Sized Grenade Launchers
59 Human-Sized Recoil-less Low-Caliber Handheld Projectile Weaponry
Human Ammunition
40 Human Gas Grenades
A Soldier-Sized Pressurized Acid Blaster
4 Soldier-Sized Pumped Pulse Blasters
16 Drone-Sized Laser Cutters
Earthen Insulation Materials
Glass Insulation Materials
Functional Greenhouse Glass
5/8 Ship Thermal Insulation
Iron / Iron Pellets
Water / Ice
Carbon
Nitrogen
Calcium
Phosphorus
Potassium
Oxygen
Silicon
Sulfur
Sodium
Chlorine
Perchloric Acid
Sulfuric Acid
Scrap Metal
Scrap Plastic
A Barrel of Improved Fertilizer
3 Canister of Queen's Pollen
6 Canisters of Pollen Fuel (Underground Variant)
1 Seed of Life
1 Stripped Human Landship
A Bunch of Human Junk
3 Human Biological Testing Computer
2 Human Mechanical Repair Drone

Your food supplies are:
5 Units of Food


Your food requirements per Hunger Level are:
Drones - 1/10 of a Unit of Food
Soldiers - 4/10 of a Unit of Food
Levels 1-4 - A Unit of Food
Predator / Nurse / Commander
Queen - A Unit of Food / Reabsorb 20 Eggs
Level 5 - 2 Units of Food

Your prisoners are:

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1 Tall Human Female With Gold Shoulder Decorations (Queen)
3 Medium Human Males with Red Crossed Arm Decorations (Tech Drone)
1 Large Human Male "Stampy" with Barcodes (Can Listen, Can Come Kind Of Near To Almost Talking)
9 Large Human Males with Barcodes (Soldier)
1 Medium Human Female (Drone)
8 Medium Human Females (Drone)
5 Medium Human Males (Drone)
10 Weak Humans (Drone)

Your Inventions (new section, correct me if I missed anything)

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AI Virus
An Entertaining Strategy Game (Beta)
Pressurized Acid Blaster
Pumped Pulse Blasters
Laser Cutters
Heavy Energy Machine Gun
Heavy Energy Tribarrel
Battery
Mechanical Scout Drone (Light Variant, Killer Variant)
Environmental Protection Suit (Armored (Light and Heavy Variants), Powered, and Anti-Kinetic Variants)
Magnetohydrodynamic Propulsion System
Light Ferrofluid Railgun Cannon
Medium Pulse Cannon
Stealth Scout Fighter
Food Synthesizer
Fusion Reactor
Various Computers
Sensory Array
Heavy Artillery
Cluster Munitions (Anti-personnel, Chemical, Incendiary, Anti-Armor)
Magnetic Shield
Basic Flyer
Stealth Air Kai Carrier
Stealth Ground Kai Carrier
Stealth Visual Sensory Array

Your Planets:
Unnamed Yellow Dwarf Sun [Sol]
Unnamed Iron-Rich Cold Partially Terraformed Planet, 4th from Unnamed Sun [Mars]
- Unnamed Moon [Phobos]
- Unnamed Moon [Demios]
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[Ross Vernal]

Additional GM note:

If y'all would be so kind as to list up to four suggestions, in order of priority, I will adjust accordingly. While there is no guarantee that a day-cycle or night-cycle will actually mean we perform all four actions, it would be quite easy to figure out the completion ETA on projected actions and list them for the next day or in long-term goals.

Brain Slugs are still a loooooong way away. Also, Stampy and his people really are loyal, given that they have all collectively been screwed by the Human race and would greatly like revenge. Also, we're so far advanced that they decided they were the only thing between the human race being completely destroyed and being allowed a place at a comfortable spot in the new order. As in, not dead or a total slave.

[Aklyon]

But what about the Female Leader and her group?
Edit: Also, you migh want to put a mini-glossary or something in the first/second post. I don't remeber what Gen 1 means exactly.

[Ross Vernal]

Oh, they want to kill you and are looking for a chance to hurt/kill Stampy and his group.  Obviously, they're SOL on both counts, but given enough time they'll either kill themselves by provoking the Soldier or just starve to death.

Pretty much, unless you resort to that whole drugs and devices to control them, they're angry little lab rats. Or monkeys, as the case may be.

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Put a dunce cap on the human queen.

>>:CREATE MULTIPLE ARMORED SUITS FOR SOLDIERS

>>:CREATE POWER ARMOR SIZED RAILGUNS

>>:CREATE POWER ARMOR SIZED PULSE GUNS

>>:?

[bukitodinos]

Take the human queen as a pet, rather have her follow us around and such as we do things to demean her little foolish order.

>>:CREATE MULTIPLE ARMORED SUITS FOR SOLDIERS

>>:CREATE POWER ARMOR SIZED RAILGUNS

>>:CREATE POWER ARMOR SIZED PULSE GUNS

>>:?

this.. all of it

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

EDITED FOR ACCIDENTAL PERVERT JOKE.

[bukitodinos]

why?....and i was thinking bay12 was not tainted by 4chan....why??

[kopout]

>plant the remaining seed of life in the underground flower chamber.

I'm thinking about the eggs we have developing.I have a small list to start us off below but I would like impute from other players.

Eggs to lay

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2 S-7 Flying Drone Egg
4 S-8 Flying Drone Egg
4 S-5 Flying Drone Egg (designate scout)
2 T-3 Drone Eggs (designate tech drone)
1 T-4 Drone Egg
2 T-5 Soldier Eggs
3 T-6 Soldier Eggs
1 T-7 Soldier Egg

Proposed plan for further adapting above ground plants to outside.

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Construct a series of ditches with a simple irrigation system built in. The ditches run perpendicular to the wing and between each ditch is a  ridge. The ridges act as wind brakes and have heaters that activate at night to help reduce temperature fluctuation. By transplanting some of the younger aboveground flowers into these ditches we can increases their ability to withstand freezing temperatures.

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

>plant the remaining seed of life in the underground flower chamber.

I'm thinking about the eggs we have developing.I have a small list to start us off below but I would like impute from other players.

Eggs to lay

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2 S-7 Flying Drone Egg
4 S-8 Flying Drone Egg
4 S-5 Flying Drone Egg (designate scout)
2 T-3 Drone Eggs (designate tech drone)
1 T-4 Drone Egg
2 T-5 Soldier Eggs
3 T-6 Soldier Eggs
1 T-7 Soldier Egg

Proposed plan for further adapting above ground plants to outside.

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Construct a series of ditches with a simple irrigation system built in. The ditches run perpendicular to the wing and between each ditch is a  ridge. The ridges act as wind brakes and have heaters that activate at night to help reduce temperature fluctuation. By transplanting some of the younger aboveground flowers into these ditches we can increases their ability to withstand freezing temperatures.

I approve of this.

[RAM]

Wrok on improving the above-ground flowers and commence production of a second queen with all practical haste.

The Queen will be independent. We can not afford a split, not now. Later yet, when discovery won't let to immediate extermination.

The GM told us that the first queen wouldn't roll for civil war, so we could turn a predator into a queen and get away with it... Also, we need numbers if we are to do this whole invasion thing and our food situation is resolved. Given that we are planning a military conquest of a whole planet in 2 weeks, a predator may actually be a sound choice for queen, it should produce excellent soldiers...

The V-3 was designed to hit one target very very well. We could probably build several and destroy all the major population centres, but it is not a practical weapon for anything much beyond making threats.

Maybe if we take the queen around with us they might gain an appreciation of our superiority. And we could experiment by whispering to them almost constantly, to see if communication is possible. But if this fails I think that we should just give up on biped queens.

I suppose, if we are preparing to take the planet...
Produce queen suitable for producing soldiers.
Develop transport system. Either direct teleportation or antisensory-shielded high-speed trains between the major targets.
Develop population-control weaponry. Communication blockers, weapon detectors, stealth apparatus, nonlethal area disablers, and defences impervious to light resistance would all be valuable in controlling the population. And until we have a viable space-borne military we will want to ensure that this planet holds value to the bipeds.
Build an assault force capable of taking and holding the planetary control centres of the bipeds.

[Ross Vernal]

Meta-note: ATT sucks and 2Wire also sucks.

PSSST HEY EVERYONE WHO USES ATT DSL, JUST TYPE HTTPS:// WHENEVER THE SHITTY 2WIRE MODEM HIJACKS YOUR BROWSER.

Response coming... later. It was ready when 2Wire ate it. >_____________________>