Bay 12 is the one place where internet society breaks down and fails to exist properly. Other sites have embarked into the wasteland of the internet searching riches, fame, power, and lulz, but then they come. The natives ride en masse across the rocky wastelands, cheetos in hand, pillaging and plundering all newcomers leaving behind only misogynism, racism, ignorance, entitlement, and stupidity. No one is born here, reproductive systems are rendered completely inert in these sands, only men exist here, but the natives still grow in numbers, stealing the children of outsiders who do not know the evils that lurk on these plains. In this world great empires rise and fall in matters of days, fortunes are made and lost, and the lulz are all but a dying breed, the sun never shines on the internet.
But deep within the confines of this world, exists one site, a site where the laws of the internet break down and invert upon themselves. Its a phenomenon of internet physics that is not understood by anyone, even its inhabitants, it is referred to only as the Dwarf Event Horizon. Those who enter, cannot leave. Many have tried and failed to conquer the great city of Bay 12, but they come unprepared, they come for war, and the great webmaster Toady One does not wage war. The citizens of Bay 12 are (mostly) united, and simply reject the ideals of those who come to conquer us, yes, you cannot conquer this city.
It is said that Bay 12 is an oasis, an escape from the horrid bigoted windstorms and subzero intelligence quotients that rule the internet. But to enter the city, you must undergo a great trial of strength, bravery, and... intelligence. Few pilgrims enter Bay 12 a live to tell the tale. I am one of those pilgrims, and I will never leave. If you want to come, do so, but leave everything you know about the internet behind you, yes, even the lulz, drop them now, and perhaps you can experience this place with us.
~ excerpt from the legend of Darkrider2