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[Flying Dice]

Hey, if all the CDC said was that it isn't a zombie virus, that leaves plenty of options open.

[Fniff]

"Okay, we didn't say it was not a zombie parasite. Now pass the shotgun."

[Geen]

I live in the same state as the Toady One, I will guard the great creator from the undead menace.

[GalenEvil]

Yesterday my parents had a completely serious conversation about zombies. Things brought up include but were not limited to the recent cannibal-related headlines and also the CDC's stance on Zombies. Sorta gave me a WTF when I found out they were talking about this stuff without me having to prompt them into the conversation. Sorta proud as well

[Truean]

http://www.trueswords.com/alices-zombie-extinction-kukhri-huge-custom-blades-p-3941.html I wonder how you sit down with that belt....

http://www.trueswords.com/extreme-duty-kukri-knife-platform-combat-sheath-p-5730.html Less movie accurate, but more practical accessible? How is there such a market that someone is making a living off these?

Honestly though, I'm wondering if there is some crazy recent increase in hallucinogenic drugs or something? Decrease in mental health spending? Did somebody let Pauly Shore out again? Really? I mean "there is no zombie virus." Ok, fine, does anybody know why this crap is happening then?

[Whitefoxsniper]

Honestly though, I'm wondering if there is some crazy recent increase in hallucinogenic drugs or something? Decrease in mental health spending? Did somebody let Pauly Shore out again? Really? I mean "there is no zombie virus." Ok, fine, does anybody know why this crap is happening then?

According to the cracked article referenced in this thread (and I think still on the front page, sorry too lazy to link), there is no increase in cannibal related crimes, just that reporting them just got popular.

Keep in mind that cracked is a comedy/informative website and should not be taken as fact.

[penguinofhonor]

There's absolutely no guarantee this is true because this is just one of those rumors I heard, but apparently everyone has started huffing bath salts to get high and those do stupid things to you (in addition to being horrible for you).

[Scelly9]

Honestly though, I'm wondering if there is some crazy recent increase in hallucinogenic drugs or something? Decrease in mental health spending? Did somebody let Pauly Shore out again? Really? I mean "there is no zombie virus." Ok, fine, does anybody know why this crap is happening then?

Mostly? I think that this stuff is happening all the time. Just now, a story got really big then everyone jumped on the good ol search engine bandwagon.

There's absolutely no guarantee this is true because this is just one of those rumors I heard, but apparently everyone has started huffing bath salts to get high and those do stupid things to you (in addition to being horrible for you).

Bath Salts usually means any drug that pretends to be bath salts to get around the cops.

[penguinofhonor]

There's absolutely no guarantee this is true because this is just one of those rumors I heard, but apparently everyone has started huffing bath salts to get high and those do stupid things to you (in addition to being horrible for you).

Bath Salts usually means any drug that pretends to be bath salts to get around the cops.

I have no clue why my drug-smart friends don't know this. Either that or everyone around here is really dumb and started actually taking bath salts because they heard someone else talking about it. I would not be surprised.

[Putnam]

Oh, what was that one that I first saw? Methylsomethingpyrovalerone? The one that some literally call "super crack"? Yeah, I think it may have been involved >_>

[Scelly9]

There's absolutely no guarantee this is true because this is just one of those rumors I heard, but apparently everyone has started huffing bath salts to get high and those do stupid things to you (in addition to being horrible for you).

Bath Salts usually means any drug that pretends to be bath salts to get around the cops.

I have no clue why my drug-smart friends don't know this. Either that or everyone around here is really dumb and started actually taking bath salts because they heard someone else talking about it. I would not be surprised.

Heh. I wouldn't be surprised if sales rose by 5% this month.

[Mr. Palau]

Cracked but Relevant.

Thanks for linking to cracked, I just spent an hour reading articles. Just like TV Tropes.

Edit: Two hours later, sun rising, still more funny articles.

[scriver]

And then Palau was a zombie commentary on modern culture and humanity!

[MikaTheCrazy]

Thankfully I live in South Africa, let's see something get through a continent worth of jungle, savannah and desert, zombie or not!

[shadenight123]

well...
desert= no need for food/water
savannah= lion eats zombie, lion becomes zombie. Zombie lions!
jungle= repeat above but with snakes/mosquitoes/the likes?
the only safe place would actually be the north pole or the south one. dead body makes no heat, dead body stays frozen on spot where he is.