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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #210 on: June 03, 2012, 02:49:28 pm »
Quote from: RedWarrior0 on June 03, 2012, 02:30:12 pm
Probably the folks doing the autopsy. It's most certainly a guesstimate, though.
From what I've read he's still alive.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #211 on: June 03, 2012, 02:58:54 pm »
Quote from: Leonon on June 03, 2012, 02:49:28 pm
Quote from: RedWarrior0 on June 03, 2012, 02:30:12 pm
Probably the folks doing the autopsy. It's most certainly a guesstimate, though.
From what I've read he's still alive.

Yarp.  I'd imagine it was the folks putting in aaaallll those stitches.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #212 on: June 03, 2012, 03:00:07 pm »
Quote from: shadenight123 on June 03, 2012, 12:15:32 pm
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I had already done that joke. If we're going to reference memes, let's at least not repeat them.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #213 on: June 03, 2012, 09:46:13 pm »
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #214 on: June 03, 2012, 09:48:45 pm »
Quote from: Truean on June 03, 2012, 09:46:13 pm
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/police-homeless-woman-snatches-baby-from-stroller-tries-to-eat-its-arm/

The fuck...?

Okay.  I know news cycles work by giving profile to stuff that sounds like other stuff, because human brains and newsroom editors are trained to look for patterns by nature.

But this is starting to freak me out.

Hey waitaminute, that's from last fucking year.  Man, get that shit out of here, I want breaking cannibal news.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #215 on: June 03, 2012, 09:49:30 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on June 03, 2012, 09:48:45 pm
Quote from: Truean on June 03, 2012, 09:46:13 pm
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/police-homeless-woman-snatches-baby-from-stroller-tries-to-eat-its-arm/

The fuck...?

Okay.  I know news cycles work by giving profile to stuff that sounds like other stuff, because human brains and newsroom editors are trained to look for patterns by nature.

But this is starting to freak me out.

Posted on July 2011. Not sure if it's related to the zombie scare these days.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #216 on: June 03, 2012, 09:51:37 pm »
Quote from: New Guy on June 03, 2012, 09:49:30 pm
Quote from: Aqizzar on June 03, 2012, 09:48:45 pm
Quote from: Truean on June 03, 2012, 09:46:13 pm
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/police-homeless-woman-snatches-baby-from-stroller-tries-to-eat-its-arm/

The fuck...?

Okay.  I know news cycles work by giving profile to stuff that sounds like other stuff, because human brains and newsroom editors are trained to look for patterns by nature.

But this is starting to freak me out.

Posted on July 2011. Not sure if it's related to the zombie scare these days.

Or it's the source....
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #217 on: June 03, 2012, 10:26:14 pm »
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #218 on: June 03, 2012, 10:27:15 pm »
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #219 on: June 03, 2012, 10:54:30 pm »
Oh shit, rolling their eyes and not saying anything = nothing bad happening.

Them denying that it's happening =
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on June 03, 2012, 10:26:14 pm
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #220 on: June 03, 2012, 10:55:49 pm »
On the other hand, that denial might be the only thing that can calm my brother down.

He has a fear of the Zeds.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #221 on: June 03, 2012, 11:00:54 pm »
He has a fear of the British pronunciation of the letter Z?
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #222 on: June 03, 2012, 11:38:51 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on June 03, 2012, 11:00:54 pm
He has a fear of the British pronunciation of the letter Z?

This made me LOL. 

And even if the CDC says that there's no virus, I'd still worry about crazy cannibals.  Must get a crowbar...
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #223 on: June 04, 2012, 12:03:58 am »
Oh.. Oh my.. I actually saw a video of the one where the dude used an ice pick to kill a man, and then ate him and did "something" to his corpse. Nothing on the internet really affects me anymore.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #224 on: June 04, 2012, 12:05:13 am »
Quote from: jaxy15 on June 04, 2012, 12:03:58 am
I actually saw a video of the one where the dude used an ice pick to kill a man, and then ate him and did "something" to his corpse.
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