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Lord Dullard

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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #75 on: May 30, 2012, 12:25:22 pm »

Somehow I missed this thread entirely (I didn't make the 'zombie' connection at all, oops). It's the same case, the one I posted in WTF just has more details released than the OP here.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #76 on: May 30, 2012, 12:37:26 pm »

If I was a medical person, I still wouldn't be getting within 50 feet of the guy that got his face eaten....y'know, just in case.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #77 on: May 30, 2012, 12:38:24 pm »

ITT: Internet Tough guys telling how good at L4D they are and how that totally prooves that they would survive a zombie apocalypse.

Zombie Apocalypse will never happen, never. The guy was really fucked up on some chemical and thats about it.

That or i am just stupid.

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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #78 on: May 30, 2012, 01:02:07 pm »

ITT: Internet Tough guys telling how good at L4D they are and how that totally prooves that they would survive a zombie apocalypse.

Zombie Apocalypse will never happen, never. The guy was really fucked up on some chemical and thats about it.

That or i am just stupid.

Obviously, your role is to be the guy who goes "There's no such thing as zombies!" just before a swarm of zombies breaks through the door and disembowels you, thus providing the confirming proof that they are indeed zombies.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #79 on: May 30, 2012, 01:10:31 pm »

ITT: Internet Tough guys telling how good at L4D they are and how that totally prooves that they would survive a zombie apocalypse.

Zombie Apocalypse will never happen, never. The guy was really fucked up on some chemical and thats about it.

That or i am just stupid.

Obviously, your role is to be the guy who goes "There's no such thing as zombies!" just before a swarm of zombies breaks through the door and disembowels you, thus providing the confirming proof that they are indeed zombies.
And then Dr Poo was a zombie.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #80 on: May 30, 2012, 01:17:57 pm »

From what I heard from a few friends of mine that are quite involved in making/selling drugs, This was cause by some new street drug, and there was a different incident in february with some guy nearly chewing his arm off.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #81 on: May 30, 2012, 01:58:51 pm »

And then i imagined you slapping zombies with a coat.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #82 on: May 30, 2012, 02:10:15 pm »

Its spreading already!!!

http://www.examiner.com/article/new-jersey-man-wayne-carter-threw-intestines-at-police-after-disembowling-self

ITT: Internet Tough guys telling how good at L4D they are and how that totally prooves that they would survive a zombie apocalypse.

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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #83 on: May 30, 2012, 02:12:39 pm »

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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #84 on: May 30, 2012, 02:24:43 pm »

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...What the fuuuuu
That's not even a zombie. Sounds more like a Triangle host.

(honest to god not a spambot post :P )
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #85 on: May 30, 2012, 02:55:24 pm »

Also, a zombie plague isn't like an influenza outbreak or anything. The people it has spread to are very obvious, and you can shoot them without moral repercussion because they're walking corpses by that point. Those two factors significantly limit the ability of a zombie plague to spread.
Really depends, can the 'normal' person get over the fact that they are shooting a 'former human'?  Even if they are already dead and out to kill you.   
Now make that someone the 'normal' person knows....  Can they still shoot em or bash their head in?
And finally, a person that 'normal' person was emotionally attached to...  If they can blast em, yea sure... you got no problems with the zombie plague spreading.

Also, how do you tell if it is 'obvious' that they are already a walking corpse?  Most people don't pay that much attention to others out in the streets, like a city, busy place or something.  Sure, more attention in more rural areas / empty places...
And the 'I believe or I don't believe' its what they/you say factor.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #86 on: May 30, 2012, 03:26:24 pm »

I gotta say, if I had been the first responder, my first reaction would have been "Ya gotta shoot 'em in the head!".
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #87 on: May 30, 2012, 04:11:17 pm »

Also, a zombie plague isn't like an influenza outbreak or anything. The people it has spread to are very obvious, and you can shoot them without moral repercussion because they're walking corpses by that point. Those two factors significantly limit the ability of a zombie plague to spread.
Really depends, can the 'normal' person get over the fact that they are shooting a 'former human'?  Even if they are already dead and out to kill you.   
Now make that someone the 'normal' person knows....  Can they still shoot em or bash their head in?
And finally, a person that 'normal' person was emotionally attached to...  If they can blast em, yea sure... you got no problems with the zombie plague spreading.

Also, how do you tell if it is 'obvious' that they are already a walking corpse?  Most people don't pay that much attention to others out in the streets, like a city, busy place or something.  Sure, more attention in more rural areas / empty places...
And the 'I believe or I don't believe' its what they/you say factor.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #88 on: May 30, 2012, 04:25:39 pm »

Did i tell you guys that way back in time when i was around 12, i had a flip out tendency, it usually involved me attacking someone, biting really hard and growling like a mad fuck?
You may or may not have a mild case of severe social underdevelopment.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #89 on: May 30, 2012, 04:47:16 pm »

Did i tell you guys that way back in time when i was around 12, i had a flip out tendency, it usually involved me attacking someone, biting really hard and growling like a mad fuck?
You may or may not have a mild case of severe social underdevelopment.

Well its a long gone time :P
I can barely stand up and say no to people treating me like shit today :P

Hell a 12 year old told me off yesterday.. fuck my life.
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